Cynical_Capra
cynicalcapra.bsky.social
Cynical_Capra
@cynicalcapra.bsky.social
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AD account of a certain mutt who doesn't like to post horny on main. 🔞 of course, and I'd appreciate it if you kept everything you see here quiet and separate from my public alias.
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Delicate 🍒, delicious 🍑.
Mental state sucks rn. I bet being naked with friends would help.
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I am out of creatine, my multivitamin, and protein powder. My 'vital' drugs are covered by my clinic, so, just no more bulking.

Life is kicking my ass. Had to sell my car, pick up OT, and cancel my trips for the rest of the year to make ends meet.

If you are able to help, I have Amazon and Ko-Fi.
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2 is better than 1 — 3 would be even better. Who wants to be in the middle? @artpopwasabop.bsky.social
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Found this on the AO3 subreddit, and I'm about to let it change my whole life (or at least work really hard to internalize it wrt my writing).
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Jesus Houdini Christ, this is great.
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We are just a little under 70% on our LAST day to raise 200 pledges for this!

www.makeship.com/petitions/me...
The last couple days have been incredibly exhausting, and every day for the near future may potentially be just as bad. Driving a couple hours each day for appointments isn't terrible, but so far, they've left me feeling sick and worn-out. Send nudes and belly rubs, please. 💀

I'm gonna go sleep.
I... Really don't know how to answer this. ._. Sorry to disappoint.
9. Hmmm... I think it varies by person. Obviously I love bellies and balls and dicks, but everyone's body is so different that, for example, the same weight between multiple people can look VERY different based on how it's distributed. All bodies and body parts can be equally beautiful.
8. The relatively simple answer for this one is far more than the sum of its parts: I look for quality of character.

Being a good person can take many different forms, but in general, being genuine, kind, honest, caring, compassionate, thoughtful, etc., is far more attractive to me than looks.
I guess it's time to revive this?

7. Multiple, which is a problem when it's so very rare that such an opportunity ever presents itself. X_X
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Doing a trade with @deadstraybear.bsky.social for Talk like a Pirate day! I'm doing his pirates, he's doing mine!
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Cock?
On a Friday?
Groundbreaking.
#FCF
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IT'S OFFICIAL: Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York State, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island and New York City have formed the Northeast Public Health Collaborative.

The collaborative will issue their own vaccine recommendations and coordinate public health efforts.
Why must you all be so ridiculously hot? X_X
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The best part of recording your lovemaking is getting to let go and imagine all the raunchy angles you'll get to see later~

Painted comm for @rookfluff.bsky.social
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This was so slow, summer is almost over but ooOoh... well we can maaAAaake it a little longeeeer.
When tf-pills say effect in 30 days, it's 30 days. But feeling lighter each day, enjoying a slow change. You should try it #furryart #refireset
Manifesting my own Bounce by SOAD scenario 🙏