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Suits run when I come undone
Can't kill me, I'm zero and one
Add justice to the peoples' math
Blaze your way down the rebel path
Pinned
I'd rather be on an illegitimate "terrorist" list because I refused to worship a dictator than be on the Epstein list

I refuse to be ruled or be a ruler. As long as I live I will use my human right of free speech. If I am jailed, or even killed, for that, I will proudly die smiling. I'm indomitable
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ALT: a man with a mustache and a red hat is laughing
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🚨BREAKING: The Department of Justice will fail to publicly release all of its files on convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein by a Friday deadline, violating a new federal law explicitly mandating that the trove of documents be turned over for public scrutiny. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
DOJ Chickens Out on Epstein Files Release in Violation of New Law
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
December 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I am a slut for crab ragoon.

That's it. That's the post.
December 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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The nation's grifter-in-chief doing what he does best.
December 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Gaslighting will never be the same
Ailing wannabe dictator yelling at his people and insisting that they're getting richer and safer when all the evidence demonstrates the opposite.

This is Gaddafi-levels of lunacy.
December 18, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Donald Trump just announced the creation of the “Patriot Games,” an “unprecedented four-day athletic event” with “one young man and one young woman from each state and territory.”
December 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Sorkin: This is now state-sponsored capitalism. This is not really capitalism. Everything runs through 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue now. That is a fundamental reshift, and that is something that’s more akin to places like China, frankly.
December 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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BREAKING: The Florida Supreme Court upheld Florida’s law, making it the only state to allow juries split 8-4 to sentence people to death.

Permitting non-unanimous, divided juries to sentence people to death is unconstitutional and increases the risk of executing an innocent person.
December 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
This is literally North Korea levels of devotion.

This is the real "Trump Derangement Syndrome"

Sycophantic Fucks.
This is mental illness.
December 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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This dude Lutnick is such a sychophant that he's literally trying to rewrite the rules of math to kiss up to Trump.
FOX: If you cut something by 100%, the cost goes down to 0. If you cut it by 600%, the drug companies are actually paying you

LUTNICK: What he's saying is if a drug was $100 and you bring it down to $13, it's down 7 times

F: Not a 600% cut

L: But it's 700% higher price before. It's down 700% now
December 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Dan Bongino really took down the Deep State like he promised. Man, what a legend.
December 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Agreed. This doesn't look good, particularly with all the bad craziness happening these days.
December 18, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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Remember when Presidents did national speeches for emergencies or times where a nation needs to hear from their leader?

This angry old man is literally screaming and clearly panicking
December 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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The first words out of Trump’s mouth blame Biden for his failures
December 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Sounds just like Chapter 15 of Mein Kampf.
December 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Remove Mike Johnson from the Speaker position.
December 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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LUHAN: Is the FCC an independent agency?

CARR: I think th---

L: Yes or no

C: There's a test for this in the la---

L: It's yes or no, Brendan! On your website, it simply says, man, 'the FCC is independent.' This isn't a trick question

C: The FCC is not

L: So is your website lying?

C: Possibly
December 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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I mean everyone voted for fewer jobs, more war and more expensive healthcare, right?
December 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Massie: Previous presidents told us to go to war over WMDs that did not exist. Now it's the same playbook. Except we're told that drugs are the WMDs. If it were about drugs, we'd bomb Mexico or China or Colombia. This is about oil and regime change.
December 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Friends!!! You know how obsessed I have become with Common Sense.

Tom Paine published that pamphlet 250 years ago this January. I published an essay about it TODAY, in the New York Times. Common Sense remains relevant as ever.

I hope you enjoy it. Gift article ⬇️⬇️⬇️
The Pamphlet That Has Roused Americans to Action for 250 Years
www.nytimes.com
December 17, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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MAGA absolutely HATES George W Bush for starting a foreign war to protect American oil interests.

But MAGA loves Donald J Trump for... *checks notes*... starting a foreign war to protect American oil interests.
December 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM