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Michael Parks
@cuthpaste.bsky.social
Hiya, pal.
Prison has to be the price for failing at the CEO level. You ruin people’s lives and you just have to go hit rocks with a hammer for five years bare minimum.
February 12, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Really looking forward to once again plotting physical violence against my closest friends now that the Culdcept games are making a comeback.
February 5, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Lookin for love in the Limitless reviews on plex.
February 4, 2026 at 1:39 AM
What are we supposed to do with the knowledge that there really is an untouchable cabal of pedophiles running the world. I don’t know what to do with this except just go crazy.
January 30, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Dud ass blizzard.
January 25, 2026 at 5:00 PM
There’s nobody in the federal government who sees these murders as anything more than a fundraising opportunity. If the only plan is to leave them voicemails we really are fucked.
January 24, 2026 at 8:28 PM
My life for him.
January 24, 2026 at 5:04 AM
So fed up with Windows that I installed Linux and it kind of rules. I am a nerd now. They got me.
January 22, 2026 at 9:54 PM
If Ridley Scott can do massive reshoots to take Kevin Spacey out of a movie it seems like they could easily get a non-pedophile into a recording booth for a couple of hours for a cgi skeleton man.
January 22, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Great trend we’ve got going of real movie trailers being totally indistinguishable from ai slop. Seems fine. I’m sure it’ll be fine.
January 22, 2026 at 2:38 PM
The psychic release when The Event finally happens is going to create a Super Ultra Spirt Bomb.
January 21, 2026 at 7:10 PM
All these videos of the gestapo slipping and sliding their dumb asses around Minnesota made me remember the time I slipped in front of my house in Rhode Island and my neighbors literally stepped over my writhing body. Never said a word. Can’t get that kind of sublime asshole behavior anywhere else.
January 16, 2026 at 10:40 PM
youtu.be/4XDSZkZfrtI?...

Hope to post this many times this year.
WELCOME TO HELL - Tales From The Hood 2 (1080p)
YouTube video by DarksideFlame
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January 13, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Sort the PS5 store by new releases and it’s almost nothing but slop. Seems bad. I don’t know. Imagine releasing a legitimate game right now and seeing it buried under all this shit.
January 7, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Going to go ahead and just drop dead moments before having to pay my taxes this year.
January 3, 2026 at 5:31 PM
If The Event happens tomorrow I swear I will go to church every day for the rest of my life.
December 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Great to have a panic attack every time I level up in a video game.
December 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The only good thing for me on the internet now is looking at movie reviews on Plex. Every single movie, a dozen different people with minion avatars trying to talk about how bad the cinematography was.
December 12, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Looking forward to seeing a bunch of AI trailers in celebration of an industry where statistically almost nobody still has a job. It’s da game awards baby.
December 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Every day I get an email from the USPS about what’s getting delivered today and it’s always just “Hello we’re the post office. Hi.”
December 10, 2025 at 12:37 PM
It is illegal to make me look at jimmy fallon.
December 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Gotta be the most insanely incorrect review of anything. Wrong in ways that have stretched decades into the future.
December 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
It is canon that the grinch eats big macs. A non-food not fit for even the most loathsome of creatures.
December 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Amazed at the number of major problems I’ve been able to fix in my house using a hair dryer. Just two but that’s a lot really.
December 1, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Yet again everybody is yelling at me for boiling the turkey. Don’t eat it. More boiled turkey for me.
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM