Amazed at the number of major problems I’ve been able to fix in my house using a hair dryer. Just two but that’s a lot really.
December 1, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Amazed at the number of major problems I’ve been able to fix in my house using a hair dryer. Just two but that’s a lot really.
Yet again everybody is yelling at me for boiling the turkey. Don’t eat it. More boiled turkey for me.
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Yet again everybody is yelling at me for boiling the turkey. Don’t eat it. More boiled turkey for me.
We are not bullying AI supporters enough.
November 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
We are not bullying AI supporters enough.
They added AI to the Amazon Echo. I just asked it what time it was. “Time for a joke!” it says.
No! You idiot! You wretched machine!
No! You idiot! You wretched machine!
November 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
They added AI to the Amazon Echo. I just asked it what time it was. “Time for a joke!” it says.
No! You idiot! You wretched machine!
No! You idiot! You wretched machine!
All anybody wants really.
November 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
All anybody wants really.
“This isn’t legal. He can’t do this.” I think as the skin melts from my bones in nuclear fire.
November 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
“This isn’t legal. He can’t do this.” I think as the skin melts from my bones in nuclear fire.
Increasingly sure these guys are going to bunker up and nuke everything. That’s fine. It will be nice to not have to look at linkedin ever again.
November 16, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Increasingly sure these guys are going to bunker up and nuke everything. That’s fine. It will be nice to not have to look at linkedin ever again.
It rules how it’s impossible to talk about literally anything without sounding like a conspiracy theorist now. Whole country full of crazy uncles.
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
It rules how it’s impossible to talk about literally anything without sounding like a conspiracy theorist now. Whole country full of crazy uncles.
Feel like we’re a couple of days away from Trump just saying that he can’t be a pedophile and the proof is that he had King Pedophile murdered. He’s just going to blurt it out as he’s leaving a room.
November 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Feel like we’re a couple of days away from Trump just saying that he can’t be a pedophile and the proof is that he had King Pedophile murdered. He’s just going to blurt it out as he’s leaving a room.
I am the guy who posts “I thought this was supposed to be satire!” one thousand times on every Onion post. That’s all me using an elaborate network of alt accounts.
November 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I am the guy who posts “I thought this was supposed to be satire!” one thousand times on every Onion post. That’s all me using an elaborate network of alt accounts.
Just muttering “This is not tenable.” to myself all day every day.
November 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Just muttering “This is not tenable.” to myself all day every day.
I know all my problems will be resolved if I can just find the perfect shower head.
November 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I know all my problems will be resolved if I can just find the perfect shower head.
Sorry to say it but it needs to be said. Leatherface was right to chainsaw Franklin. Franklin deserved to be chainsawed.
October 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Sorry to say it but it needs to be said. Leatherface was right to chainsaw Franklin. Franklin deserved to be chainsawed.
Microsoft is so reprehensibly bad now that I feel like I have to install Linux. This is worse than the time I got spotted in a Babbages in the 90s and everybody at school said I shopped at the nerd store.
October 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Microsoft is so reprehensibly bad now that I feel like I have to install Linux. This is worse than the time I got spotted in a Babbages in the 90s and everybody at school said I shopped at the nerd store.
Accidentally ordered groceries to my old office. Now people are going to know I bought the worst case scenario frozen pizza. I can't go on.
October 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Accidentally ordered groceries to my old office. Now people are going to know I bought the worst case scenario frozen pizza. I can't go on.
Going to roll into McDonalds on the last day of the monopoly game and redeem the 53 apple pies and 37 small fries I’ve won all at once.
October 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Going to roll into McDonalds on the last day of the monopoly game and redeem the 53 apple pies and 37 small fries I’ve won all at once.
Gave my friends written permission to bash my brains in with a baseball bat if I ever publicly praise a guy with a nazi tattoo.
October 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Gave my friends written permission to bash my brains in with a baseball bat if I ever publicly praise a guy with a nazi tattoo.
Surrounded by people backing their cars into the store pickup spots. Evil behavior. Treacherous.
October 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Surrounded by people backing their cars into the store pickup spots. Evil behavior. Treacherous.
This Ed Gein Netflix show is so bad I am going to sue them.
October 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
This Ed Gein Netflix show is so bad I am going to sue them.
Remember when they made a US version of Life on Mars and it turned out they were actually on Mars.
October 2, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Remember when they made a US version of Life on Mars and it turned out they were actually on Mars.
I’ve been paying for gamepass for years solely because it was cheap enough to not think about too much. Jacking the price up by 50% with no warning was certainly a choice.
October 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I’ve been paying for gamepass for years solely because it was cheap enough to not think about too much. Jacking the price up by 50% with no warning was certainly a choice.
Finally. The grocery store will not sell any food to me and I am dying.
October 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Finally. The grocery store will not sell any food to me and I am dying.
It would seem that many people here do not have group chats.
September 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
It would seem that many people here do not have group chats.
For some reason I decided to read Dragon Ball for the first time despite my worrying age and nobody ever talks about how many times they blow up the moon. You would think that would cap at once but no.
September 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
For some reason I decided to read Dragon Ball for the first time despite my worrying age and nobody ever talks about how many times they blow up the moon. You would think that would cap at once but no.
Hell is Us feels like Panos Cosmatos made a Lucasarts game and the marketing team totally fucked it by trying to present it as a Dark Souls clone.
September 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Hell is Us feels like Panos Cosmatos made a Lucasarts game and the marketing team totally fucked it by trying to present it as a Dark Souls clone.