Lauren Kuehl
@curlykuehl.bsky.social
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I’m a sick bitch, figuratively, but also very literally she/her
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My mom and I were fighting over adding one more towel to my washing machine, literally pulling it back and forth while yelling and Kat comes charging down the stairs also yell meowing like “I don’t know what we’re yelling about!” I’ve never seen her so worked up. We agreed to add the towel.
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Got so important at work when I got pregnant and said we’d have to train someone to do my job they just closed the department instead
its really unfortunate the "accidentally became important at work" tweet is the realest shit of all time
My mom was asking me about getting a new iPhone for free through T-Mobile because Zoe Saldana said so and I yelled Zoe Saldana is lying to you and didn’t deserve her Oscar!
Walton Goggins doing Wal*Mart ads is corny. Sorry!
It’s easy to forget but the possibility of going out like Stan Chera is never zero
Finally a gut buster Peacemaker episode so much of the comedy this season hasn’t hit but damn every Vigilante bit is incredible so glad there’s two of him now
Like bitch chat gpt doesn’t count as powerful research (which is another plague amongst the pregnancy groups)
Most of my pregnancy groups are like listen to your doctor this is fear mongering but I did see an already deleted post today like I’m glad they told us so we can be empowered to make more informed decisions and someone was like yes I am a “powerful researcher” more info is power
Genuinely shocking levels of institutional rot going on in the US. The push to 'both sides' every question has left fucking National Public Radio to say "hey maybe tylenol really does cause autism, many people are asking questions"
My husband always acts like Dewey going through withdrawals when he gets the Covid vax and I have never had that experience until now
Andor on the board tonight
It seems like the Emmys did not hire any writers this year where are the jokes
Oh fuck yeah Tramell Tillman
Thank Sal Saperstein at least! Use your shows big Emmy joke! Baffled by this
Rogen not thanking Sal Saperstein at the emmys? Cmon Seth that’s the whole bit!
I watch Task for the bird watching
At the ER for Bell’s palsy I had high bp and a nurse tied my arm off so tight when she went to draw blood the vile shot off the thing just like this
Medical diagnosis
Pregnant people love this one trick
Why learn to cook when I can have cereal: a meal and a dessert and a drink
Eyeball alien just bumped Morrow down from the top spot on the most interesting characters list on Alien Earth
This week it’s steak dinner
This wasn’t even all the Michael Jordan posters in this air b&b I stayed at last year
I’ve never seen a Steph Curry cardboard cutout but I’ve run into this guy again and again throughout my entire life
The late great Hannibal Lecter finally had his friend for dinner