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Cumulo @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 19m

I get no complaints about my grip

Cumulo @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 1h

Me up until 5 years ago

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Cumulo @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 22h

If you need a durability test before you buy, ride me in it.

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Cumulo @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 1d

Wait...

There's protein powder in my lead supplements?

paris martineau @paris.nyc · 2d

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports

CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.

www.consumerreports.org

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Cumulo @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 1d

Come over

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Cumulo @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 1d

Excuse me while I also buy 5 dozen eggs from Costco

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Cumulo @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 2d

When people ask me if I'm affected by the government shutdown

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Cumulo @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 5d

Choose your Pokemon

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Cumulo @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 5d

To be blunt...

It was wonderful seeing you last night

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Cumulo @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 6d

Your ramblings are the only thing I’d never try to find a cheaper imitation of.

No 'Great Value' ramblings.

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Cumulo @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 7d

Choccy brings up a good point here

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Cumulo @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 8d

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Cumulo @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 8d

I don't like you.

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Cumulo @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 8d

Please help settle an argument between my spouse and I...

My dog got this new toy named "Maddy Long Legs"

What do you think this spider does for a living?

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Cumulo @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 8d

So the big bed is for your dog and you sleep on the dog bed on the floor?

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Cumulo @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 8d

Pubic alopecia is crippling our great nation and it's high time you treat this condition with the sensitivity it deserves

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Cumulo @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 8d

The Big Bad Wolf sitting on a toilet was not on my bingo card for Halloween decorations to see at the store

A porcelain statue of the Big Bad Wolf dressed in Grandma's clothes sitting on a toilet

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Cumulo @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 9d

But how does it handle King Ass Ripper?

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Cumulo @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 11d

Yeah! We can totally throw together something if you'd like!

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Cumulo @cumulowolf.bsky.social · 11d

Final Update: I'm home! Cardiac stress test and echocardiogram are clear.

No blockages or funky valves so no surgery needed. They ultimately don't know why this event occurred & told me to monitor it.

Regardless, I believe the best course of treatment going forward is for furries to flop on me. 👉👈