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Dan, King of Naps 🏳️‍🌈

@ctrlpprint.bsky.social

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A late blooming cis gay 🏳️‍🌈 guy getting through life. Pop music and horror movie obsessed. Never met a nap I didn't like. Use your privilege to protect trans lives. If you know me irl, no you don’t. Respect my privacy.

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Dan, King of Naps 🏳️‍🌈 @ctrlpprint.bsky.social · Jul 17

A link to my Substack which is where I'm trying to sink my social media energy these days. Hopefully you'll subscribe.

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The Rainbow Rx | Dan | Substack

Pop music and other serious musings, all writtten by a gay guy who happens to be a pharmacist as well. Click to read The Rainbow Rx, by Dan, a Substack publication. Launched a year ago.

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Dan, King of Naps 🏳️‍🌈 @ctrlpprint.bsky.social · 11h

PSA: Mariah Carey is soooooo much more than just Christmas. She deserves respect.

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Dan, King of Naps 🏳️‍🌈 @ctrlpprint.bsky.social · 21h

I found the ornament I want to get this year.

Dan, King of Naps 🏳️‍🌈 @ctrlpprint.bsky.social · 21h

Christmas lights that stay up year round are Pride lights. Pride lights during December are Christmas lights.

Dan, King of Naps 🏳️‍🌈 @ctrlpprint.bsky.social · 22h

Fortunately it fixed itself but I honestly have no idea what I did differently lol

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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 1d

Look folks gen AI videos are out in the wild so if you weren't already being careful about sharing rage bait videos then now is a great time to start

If you can't trace a video back to a trusted source then I recommend leaving it where it is, like a slice of bologna you found on the street

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Dan, King of Naps 🏳️‍🌈 @ctrlpprint.bsky.social · 1d

I got a new mouse today and holy shit I had no idea how badly I needed one until I got one.

Dan, King of Naps 🏳️‍🌈 @ctrlpprint.bsky.social · 1d

Honestly, George Clooney needs to STFU. There's no sense in relitigating something that's over and done when people are literally in danger of starving to death right here in the USA.

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Dan, King of Naps 🏳️‍🌈 @ctrlpprint.bsky.social · 1d

31 years ago I came out to someone and then promptly went back in.

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The time I came out, and then went back in

A friendly hand reaches out and I do not take it

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Dan, King of Naps 🏳️‍🌈 @ctrlpprint.bsky.social · 1d

I really want “Cuntissimo” to be my most played song of 2025.

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Dan, King of Naps 🏳️‍🌈 @ctrlpprint.bsky.social · 1d

I would encourage everyone to make an alt just to indulge themselves. It doesn’t even have to be about nudes.

Dan, King of Naps 🏳️‍🌈 @ctrlpprint.bsky.social · 1d

It is inexplicably working again. As usual, I have no idea what I did differently.

Dan, King of Naps 🏳️‍🌈 @ctrlpprint.bsky.social · 1d

I have the most 2008 problem ever this morning - my iPod classic will not connect to iTunes and I can't figure out why lol

Dan, King of Naps 🏳️‍🌈 @ctrlpprint.bsky.social · 1d

The weird thing is it worked yesterday morning.

Dan, King of Naps 🏳️‍🌈 @ctrlpprint.bsky.social · 1d

I have the most 2008 problem ever this morning - my iPod classic will not connect to iTunes and I can't figure out why lol

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Dan, King of Naps 🏳️‍🌈 @ctrlpprint.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah me too. Such inaccurate information

Dan, King of Naps 🏳️‍🌈 @ctrlpprint.bsky.social · 1d

Obviously I won’t but still the mind wonders.

Dan, King of Naps 🏳️‍🌈 @ctrlpprint.bsky.social · 1d

I want to ask my straight friend from high school if he remembers when we found the book “Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex” and we read about mutual masturbation and it seemed like he was into it. We never did anything.