ivy
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"girlkisser jail" was a failed experiment where the government put all of the girlkissers in one single building and while it was a failure one scientist was quoted saying, "the results were pretty fun to watch"
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It's damn near impossible to get coyote pups to sit still for a family photo.

wonderfully sweet art by @vanillayote.bsky.social !
A framed photo on a shelf of a happy-looking coyote with three pups, and a speech bubble from offscreen saying "She's an odd one, but I'm still proud of my daughter."
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theyre making coyote work a 10 hour shift at the long day factory today
the gay animals in the woods drew all over my truck
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i also featured it in this print from last summer i agree it is cool design
whatre u supposed to do if u order stuff from someone online and never got it? not sure if it just never got sent out to me or if i messed up on my end or what
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the dogtism experience #eggucart
a 2 panel comic of myself stimming and then POOF!! become dog....
getting the time police from Looper (2012) called on me because instead of killing my older self when she got sent back in time we started lezzing out instead
i love coyotes so much
"if you were forklift certified i'd be makin it shake all over your thingy"
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i love developing healthy thought patterns such as "I don't work hard enough so the Universe is punishing Me Specifically by making my loved ones suffer"
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"how are you?"

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you can be wearing very obvious things over your ears and people will still try to talk to you. it vexes me. im terribly vexed.
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Cis mech pilot complaining that it's not fair for her to compete against trans woman pilots because they have a biological advantage at being traumatized
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"please bless the poor coyote"
poetry or something. 2025.
a poem, reading as follows:

	please bless the poor coyote
	who lives where we say she shouldn't
	nosing through the garbage piles
	that rot along the freeway

	please aid the stray coyote
	and keep her from the trapper's snare
	pray she sniffs out all the poison
	pray she lives to run away

	please guide the lost coyote
	bless and keep her as she wanders
	may she always come back home
	may it all turn out okay

	please feed this gaunt coyote
	may she carry a full litter
	of five to eight pups or more
	who live to raise their own one day

	pray for the sly coyote
	may she rest in sunny places
	and run in open fields
	and may she never want for prey

	please love the dear coyote
	who lived when we said she couldn't
	may all her years be kind to her
	may she go gently on her way
seattle would be a lot cooler with lots of heavy rail lines above the roads like chicago
question for guitar players:

i want to learn but im left handed, is that going to change what hand i should be strumming with? should i be stringing it differently? i tried to learn right-handed in the past but it never felt like i made any progress, wondering if this is why.
went 2 my first house show tonight it fucking ruled :333