Cryptastic
cryptastic.bsky.social
Cryptastic
@cryptastic.bsky.social
PNW native, A&P mech, world traveller, mosh pitter, retired Airman, amateur ninja, collaborative gamer, philosophical human, puzzle enthusiast, TTRPG GM/PC, non-smoker, chaotic good atheist.
Nothing disappoints me more than hearing someone say, "I don't math."

Morons. All of them.
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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Carl Sagan’s prediction about America, made 31 years ago.
February 12, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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Apparently, Tesla moved from California to Texas so they can dump toxic waste water on their neighbors without fear of any consequences.
February 12, 2026 at 6:34 AM
I've noticed the "Sea"-"Hawks" chants getting faster and faster over the years and it's NOT a good thing. Slow it down 12s! Put some deep bass in the "Sea" and stretch it out for at least a two-count to set the pace. A slower pace keeps the chant going longer because vocal chords aren't as strained.
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Yes Marshawn, that tasted good.

#GoHawks
#SBLXChamps
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Seattle will win in a blowout. Going to be a boring game if you're not a #Seahawks fan. Sorry, not sorry.
February 8, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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Someday The world will realize who Christians really are including the so called good Christians that made up their own narrative to believe. You will know them by their behavior.
February 5, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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Chatting prehistory/history, religion, and mythology with a historian and mythologist
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkNB...
Chatting prehistory/history, religion, and mythology with a historian and mythologist
YouTube video by Damien AtHope "Atheist-Humanist-Leftists"
www.youtube.com
February 5, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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BREAKING: One of the tipsters from the Epstein docs that DOJ pulled down and put back up has reached out to me. I'll tell you what we know on @meidastouch.com in one hour. As always, we have receipts. Link: www.youtube.com/live/xiSmcNV...
February 1, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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Thank you @democrats.senate.gov for voting unanimously for Senator Sanders’ Amendment to strip ICE of BBB funding. Can you please demand the Sanders Amendment as a condition to fund DHS now that you’ve successfully separated it from the larger spending package?
January 31, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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I don't think people understand that if you shut down the government, ICE and CBP do NOT shut down. They're funded by supplemental money from the BBB. That's why dems are separating the DHS funding bill and asking for restrictions. I want them to demand a rescission of that funding or shut DHS down
January 30, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Greg Bovino deserves all of the cancers. Painful, debilitating, incurable cancers. All at once.
January 27, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Hey 12s, if (when) the Seattle #Seahawks win this second Super Bowl matchup against the New England Patriots, their Lombardi Trophies will be 12 years apart!
January 26, 2026 at 2:55 PM
I've been saying it for years; John Schneider is an incredible GM. Nice to see the PFWA recognize him this year.

#Seahawks
January 24, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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Arnoldo Bazan, a 16-year-old U.S. citizen, was put in a chokehold by ICE agents.

Agents took his phone, which he tracked to a used electronics vending machine near an ICE detention center.

Yes: ICE is stealing and selling people’s things after brutalizing them. There are no words.
We Found More Than 40 Cases of Immigration Agents Using Banned Chokeholds and Other Moves That Can Cut Off Breathing
Civilians have had apparent seizures. One had his eyes roll back. Another had ribs broken. “I felt like I was going to p
www.propublica.org
January 15, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I invented a new redstone powered basalt generator for my survival world. I couldn't find anything that fit my needs on youtube or google, so I put the ol' thinking cap on and got to work. Getting the timing right is always the tough part, but very satisfying when it works out.

#minecraft
#redstone
January 13, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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Hey so this seems like something more people should be talking about 🤔 🗳️
www.npr.org/2025/10/23/n...
December 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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It's easier to spot total lunacy when you have it in one place.
December 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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ONLY YULE
December 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Happy Winter Solstice to all!
December 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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The federal administration is pursuing dangerous offshore drilling plans off of California, the Gulf of Mexico, previously protected waters off of Florida, + Alaska - threatening coastal ecosystems, and local communities. Sign the Surfrider Foundation action alert: go.surfrider.org/stopnewoffsh...
December 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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LMAO McGovern is on fire right now 🔥🔥🔥
December 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Eight months ago vs today. 🤡

@atrupar.com @cnbc.com @cbsnews.com
December 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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🇺🇸America's five BEST ideas🇺🇸
5. Abolishing royalty and titles.
4. Public libraries (thank you, Ben Franklin).
3. National parks.
2. We the People (a prerequisite for self-government).
1. The Separation of Church and State.
December 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM