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cronchspam.bsky.social
bless my cronch life
@cronchspam.bsky.social
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🇧🇷🍵 main: @paprika.live pfp: @google.com captcronch on discord I am twenty-one years old I have 2 shiny bluesky posts
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bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · Aug 13
Anyways Brazil thread starts here 🧵
cronchspam.bsky.social
bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · Aug 12
THEY GOT MY ILLEGAL ASS I'M FINALLY DEPORTED
Brazilian airport entrance, looking from the inside out through the glass doors. An ad for Uber is seen above the automatic sliding doors. To the left are escalators.
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cronchspam.bsky.social
bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 8h
it's literally so obvious that they're just making one marketing video and then just posting it absolutely everywhere on every platform without even checking
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bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 8h
a cartoon of a man with a yellow shirt and brown hair is smiling in a room .
Alt: kris get the banana but it's asgore running over dess meme
media.tenor.com
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cronchspam.bsky.social
bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 8h
proof????
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cronchspam.bsky.social
bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 8h
and within the same year it's already deprecated
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cronchspam.bsky.social
bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 8h
lolllllllll
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cronchspam.bsky.social
bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 8h
dogwater
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bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 8h
"i just quit my job to make my dream game" -person who should not have quit their job
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cronchspam.bsky.social
bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 8h
it's really annoying though when you're looking for discussion and it's just trailer trailer trailer trailer
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cronchspam.bsky.social
bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 8h
reddit gamedevs love to post their trailers to dev communities... probably because the mods in communities with actual players in them looking for games will delete your post if its lame
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cronchspam.bsky.social
bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 8h
yo that's awesome
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bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 9h
what if you submitted a speedrun of a furry visual novel
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bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 9h
youtu.be/QYAyvKC-NwI?...
Wii Sports Resort Golf - The Missed Putt of a Lifetime
YouTube video by Bendersrus Speedruns
youtu.be
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osakanone.bsky.social
Osaka: None/bun - A sack of nuns @osakanone.bsky.social · 10h
slightly overvolted, but limited thinkpad T480. maxed out ram and storage. dual custom heatpipe. loud fan. fan controller doesn't recognize it. secret touch screen. fingerprint reader.

she is so loud. enthusiastic. tries so hard.

occasionally fucks up or overheats. refuses to die.
cronchspam.bsky.social
bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 4d
Gaming laptop just started shocking me sigh every month there's something up with it
Tumblr post thread by "tlirsgender". First post says "Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal". Second post says 'A laptop is a living creature. It has weight to it. A laptop breathes and produces body heat. And it wants to die badly. Mobile phones are not sentient like that & that's why they don't experience mental illness. A phone problem is like "out of storage :(" or "charging port broke". Laptops will cough weakly as they fade in and out of consciousness'. Third post says "You will hold a laptop in your arms and it's like "I can't feel my legs". And you tell it girl you never had any ".
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cronchspam.bsky.social
bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 10h
swapping the he with the they just to feel something
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cronchspam.bsky.social
bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 10h
did they actually say that
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cronchspam.bsky.social
bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 10h
dont even joke
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cronchspam.bsky.social
bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 10h
fake
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cronchspam.bsky.social
bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 10h
craziest @ ive even seen congratulations
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bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 10h
Rubin's Vase
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cronchspam.bsky.social
bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 10h
you take that back
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cronchspam.bsky.social
bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 10h
ive never heard anyone say that
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cronchspam.bsky.social
bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 10h
just open your mouth
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cronchspam.bsky.social
bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 23h
Cursed by a magic twink
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cronchspam.bsky.social
bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 23h
Yeah so the mega sugar cube smells really good
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bless my cronch life @cronchspam.bsky.social · 23h
Scary Monsters (and Super Freaks)
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