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criticalkit.bsky.social
Kit (theory wonk at the vampire mansion)
@criticalkit.bsky.social
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they/them. Scholar at the intersection of children's literature and video games. Incorrigible nerd. My footnotes have footnotes.
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idk know why the petty AI poop video is the last straw for me as opposed to all the previous egregious fascist bullshit, but i really feel like we need to nix the presidency and do some new government now. like, how can a future president have any credibility after the utter debasing of the office?
concept: i stop getting migraines on protest days
again thinking about my character Sel who has incredible time manipulation powers and has mostly used them to speedrun making the perfect magical whiskey.
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Readimasks (certified N95s that use adhesive instead of straps) are 75% off w/code NONSMOKINGZONE.

They’re MRI-safe (nice because if you need an MRI, you prob really don’t also want Covid) and also handy for things like haircuts. Not my everyday mask but super to have around for those situations!
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6. (courtesy of my wife) People are in your inbox asking you to write Rent fanfiction
recession indicators in fandom

1. ur fave author is writing Supernatural fic in 2025
2. u r jonesing for a reread of The Student Prince
3. other ppl r too. bbc merlin is back on ur dash
4. u r seriously considering dipping back into marvel
5. they r inventing brand new forms of A/B/O
they are bringing out the dandelion wine as we speak
eating popovers with local monk-made jam and drinking birch beer
recession indicators in fandom

1. ur fave author is writing Supernatural fic in 2025
2. u r jonesing for a reread of The Student Prince
3. other ppl r too. bbc merlin is back on ur dash
4. u r seriously considering dipping back into marvel
5. they r inventing brand new forms of A/B/O
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nonzero chance I get a mega chandelure tattoo if the official design is cool enough
Come for the will-they/won't-they romance, stay for the rich worldbuilding and interrogations of power 😎
THE NIGHTBLOOD PRINCE X JUJUTSU KAISEN
Kidnapped together after a botched betrothal meeting, a priestess-in-training and the heir to the House she serves must return home while navigating cutthroat politics, grand magic, and their dangerous feelings for each other. #DVpit #YA #F #Asian
me, whaling on an enemy prone on the ground and somehow taking two mask damage: sir, I believe that is what we call "not cool" and "no good"
I've had the pleasure of reading this and you don't want to miss it. Rich worldbuilding, compelling characters, and the righteous fervor that comes from critically examining societal structures and finding them wanting—what's not to love?
THE NIGHTBLOOD PRINCE X JUJUTSU KAISEN
After being kidnapped together with the heir she's duty bound to protect—and def not fall in love with—Vesper’s road home includes beasts to exorcise, a rival court to trick, and pasts to unravel.
#Dvpit #YA #F #Asian
i suppose one nice thing about manosphere influencers abandoning trump is that rats have a nose for sinking ships
While looking at clouds--

me: it looks like a fox running.

wife: it looks like naked george costanza in a sexy pose.
Silksong 🫱🏻 game ending with fertilization and womb imagery 🫲🏻 Echoes of Wisdom
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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
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All the #Murderbot #crochet book covers 😍 @marthawells.com. This is one of my favourite book series from this year. "As a heartless killing machine, I was a terrible failure."
"There needs to be an error code that means “I received your request but decided to ignore you."
#booksky #books #craft
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Dia da visibilidade bi e não podemos deixar de homenagear a maior representatividade bi da nossa infância (dos 30+)!!!
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If you see this skeet, you have to name a trans book more people should read.

The Wicked Bargain by @thegabecole.bsky.social

Don't let the YA label fool you, it's big fun and big feels. And pirates! 🏴‍☠️🦜⚓
One way to address the chronic disease epidemic is to not fucking catch covid 5 or 10 times!! Your risk for long covid goes up each infection, and that's ignoring the cumulative damage to your organ systems each time you catch it!
best local cruising spot? down by the bay. yeah, where the watermelons grow.
(My wife and I are moving from a small apartment to a townhouse with three flights of stairs.)

Me: Before we move to a new place with so many stairs, there's something you should know about me.

Wife: You're gonna go up the stairs on all fours?

Me: I am going to go up the stairs on all fours.