Emma ✌️🦀
@crabmoney.bsky.social
Writer • Podcaster • Funny Little Guy
Any pronouns!
really I’m just here for the MMOLB posts
Host of Unnatural Selection, Cohost of Dead Teen House Party, in Interstitial Infinity all on @moonshotpods.bsky.social
2022 PEN/Dau Prize winner
Any pronouns!
really I’m just here for the MMOLB posts
Host of Unnatural Selection, Cohost of Dead Teen House Party, in Interstitial Infinity all on @moonshotpods.bsky.social
2022 PEN/Dau Prize winner
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Hey you! Stop playing Fortnite!
December 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Hey you! Stop playing Fortnite!
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Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
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just got a memo that says i have to create “trendy video based content tonight” so uhhh i guess i’ll see you all there?
Moonshot is proud to be the newest member of the Sunstone Studios family! We’ll see you tonight on moonshot.mov as we continue our pivot to all-video programming, but in the meantime, please enjoy this message from management!
December 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
just got a memo that says i have to create “trendy video based content tonight” so uhhh i guess i’ll see you all there?
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It is my official moonshot opinion that this is good. I am happy this is happening. This is positive! I am glad that we have a wonderful PR team to clear our posts about this. Yippie.-John Hopkins
Moonshot is proud to be the newest member of the Sunstone Studios family! We’ll see you tonight on moonshot.mov as we continue our pivot to all-video programming, but in the meantime, please enjoy this message from management!
December 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
It is my official moonshot opinion that this is good. I am happy this is happening. This is positive! I am glad that we have a wonderful PR team to clear our posts about this. Yippie.-John Hopkins
Come see a tuna Christmas you still have 4 chances to see me be a whole bunch of funny little freaks
December 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Come see a tuna Christmas you still have 4 chances to see me be a whole bunch of funny little freaks
New moustache who this
December 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
New moustache who this
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TOMORROW on moonshot.mov at 1 PM EST: it's time.
Time for chat to control the inner workings of Mt. Holly, that is. Use Crowd Control to help or hinder @citadelofswords.bsky.social as they once again try and make their way towards Room 46!
Time for chat to control the inner workings of Mt. Holly, that is. Use Crowd Control to help or hinder @citadelofswords.bsky.social as they once again try and make their way towards Room 46!
December 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
TOMORROW on moonshot.mov at 1 PM EST: it's time.
Time for chat to control the inner workings of Mt. Holly, that is. Use Crowd Control to help or hinder @citadelofswords.bsky.social as they once again try and make their way towards Room 46!
Time for chat to control the inner workings of Mt. Holly, that is. Use Crowd Control to help or hinder @citadelofswords.bsky.social as they once again try and make their way towards Room 46!
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every day lately feels like this
December 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
every day lately feels like this
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Hi all!
I'm casting my paid mockumentary about YouTube drama culture ($500 CAD, about 3-4 minutes of dialogue, self-tape from home). Looking for a trans woman to play JENNA, an indie TTRPG creator whose Kickstarter blows up and then falls apart. Details + sides:
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
I'm casting my paid mockumentary about YouTube drama culture ($500 CAD, about 3-4 minutes of dialogue, self-tape from home). Looking for a trans woman to play JENNA, an indie TTRPG creator whose Kickstarter blows up and then falls apart. Details + sides:
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
JENNA EVERLY - Full Role Information
JENNA EVERLY - Full Role Information Project: A ~45 minute mockumentary about YouTube drama culture. Everything is fictional, meaning fake creators played by actors, fake Kickstarter, and fake screens...
docs.google.com
December 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Hi all!
I'm casting my paid mockumentary about YouTube drama culture ($500 CAD, about 3-4 minutes of dialogue, self-tape from home). Looking for a trans woman to play JENNA, an indie TTRPG creator whose Kickstarter blows up and then falls apart. Details + sides:
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
I'm casting my paid mockumentary about YouTube drama culture ($500 CAD, about 3-4 minutes of dialogue, self-tape from home). Looking for a trans woman to play JENNA, an indie TTRPG creator whose Kickstarter blows up and then falls apart. Details + sides:
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
this game fucks so hard. PLEASE play last train to bremen
Thirteen years of retribution, paid in full.
The 2025 Possum Creek edition of LAST TRAIN TO BREMEN, a Tragedy for a Doomed Quartet, is now available on itch: seaexcursion.itch.io/bremen
The 2025 Possum Creek edition of LAST TRAIN TO BREMEN, a Tragedy for a Doomed Quartet, is now available on itch: seaexcursion.itch.io/bremen
Last Train to Bremen by Caro Asercion
A tragedy for a doomed quartet
seaexcursion.itch.io
December 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
this game fucks so hard. PLEASE play last train to bremen
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these bloodsoaked pages were found in the back of antique luggage and have been restored with original linographs for your enjoyment! my favorite game of 2024 once more in PDF
Thirteen years of retribution, paid in full.
The 2025 Possum Creek edition of LAST TRAIN TO BREMEN, a Tragedy for a Doomed Quartet, is now available on itch: seaexcursion.itch.io/bremen
The 2025 Possum Creek edition of LAST TRAIN TO BREMEN, a Tragedy for a Doomed Quartet, is now available on itch: seaexcursion.itch.io/bremen
Last Train to Bremen by Caro Asercion
A tragedy for a doomed quartet
seaexcursion.itch.io
December 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
these bloodsoaked pages were found in the back of antique luggage and have been restored with original linographs for your enjoyment! my favorite game of 2024 once more in PDF
sure. tech week complete. it's opening night, bitches
(thanks to @seaexcursion.itch.io for making this sure awake edit for me)
(thanks to @seaexcursion.itch.io for making this sure awake edit for me)
December 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
sure. tech week complete. it's opening night, bitches
(thanks to @seaexcursion.itch.io for making this sure awake edit for me)
(thanks to @seaexcursion.itch.io for making this sure awake edit for me)
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December 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Nigerian meat pie for breakfast is curing all my ails I think
December 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Nigerian meat pie for breakfast is curing all my ails I think
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"do you want to hear about the worst season by bWAR ever?"
"for a single player or for a team?"
"yes!"
"for a single player or for a team?"
"yes!"
more Least Valuable Players content - enjoy 2300 words about what i'm pretty sure is the worst baseball team in modern history
December 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
"do you want to hear about the worst season by bWAR ever?"
"for a single player or for a team?"
"yes!"
"for a single player or for a team?"
"yes!"
Ate shit on stage mid-scene. Sure. Tech week
Still at rehearsal. Sure. Tech week
Sure. Tech week
December 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Ate shit on stage mid-scene. Sure. Tech week
Still at rehearsal. Sure. Tech week
Sure. Tech week
December 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Still at rehearsal. Sure. Tech week
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today is the FINAL DAY to get things from my shop before it closes!!!
🎃 trick or treat! 🎃
it's my birthday week + halloween (+ i'm currently quite short on this month's rent), so to celebrate i'm opening up my shop! i have tons of spooky new stickers and buttons and prints and more for y'all!
(🫀 RTs appreciated to spread the word!)
kayleerowena.bigcartel.com
it's my birthday week + halloween (+ i'm currently quite short on this month's rent), so to celebrate i'm opening up my shop! i have tons of spooky new stickers and buttons and prints and more for y'all!
(🫀 RTs appreciated to spread the word!)
kayleerowena.bigcartel.com
November 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
today is the FINAL DAY to get things from my shop before it closes!!!
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Glad to see so many people playing :D If there's any TTRPG that catches your eye, I have a Google Sheet with its name, summary, vendor link, and the Party of One episode it appears on!
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Glad to see so many people playing :D If there's any TTRPG that catches your eye, I have a Google Sheet with its name, summary, vendor link, and the Party of One episode it appears on!
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
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it’s itch creators day! buy my divorce game
CAN WE ERASE OUR HISTORY is a two-player, diceless hack of Time To Drop in which you relitigate a toxic relationship (or situationship) while listening to The Beths and being thrown across other realities in which it might have gone differently
marns.itch.io/can-we-erase...
marns.itch.io/can-we-erase...
November 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
it’s itch creators day! buy my divorce game
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All my shit is thirty percent off on itch or fourty percent off on my website!! Gamers delight baby
itch.io/s/170851/sal...
itch.io/s/170851/sal...
November 28, 2025 at 1:24 PM
All my shit is thirty percent off on itch or fourty percent off on my website!! Gamers delight baby
itch.io/s/170851/sal...
itch.io/s/170851/sal...
smudge goes out of his gourd whenever he's near a rotisserie chicken so we are all emotionally preparing for him to have near-religious experience when he sees the turkey this year
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
smudge goes out of his gourd whenever he's near a rotisserie chicken so we are all emotionally preparing for him to have near-religious experience when he sees the turkey this year
Feeling like the low poly cat from katamari today
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Feeling like the low poly cat from katamari today
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Hanging out with the boys in the Blue Prince house. I'm trying to start a game of darts but they're too busy doing arithmetic on the board.
November 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Hanging out with the boys in the Blue Prince house. I'm trying to start a game of darts but they're too busy doing arithmetic on the board.