Emma ✌️🦀
@crabmoney.bsky.social
Writer • Podcaster • Funny Little Guy
Any pronouns!
really I’m just here for the MMOLB posts
Host of Unnatural Selection, Cohost of Dead Teen House Party, in Interstitial Infinity all on @moonshotpods.bsky.social
2022 PEN/Dau Prize winner
Any pronouns!
really I’m just here for the MMOLB posts
Host of Unnatural Selection, Cohost of Dead Teen House Party, in Interstitial Infinity all on @moonshotpods.bsky.social
2022 PEN/Dau Prize winner
sure. tech week complete. it's opening night, bitches
(thanks to @seaexcursion.itch.io for making this sure awake edit for me)
(thanks to @seaexcursion.itch.io for making this sure awake edit for me)
December 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
sure. tech week complete. it's opening night, bitches
(thanks to @seaexcursion.itch.io for making this sure awake edit for me)
(thanks to @seaexcursion.itch.io for making this sure awake edit for me)
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December 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Nigerian meat pie for breakfast is curing all my ails I think
December 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Nigerian meat pie for breakfast is curing all my ails I think
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"do you want to hear about the worst season by bWAR ever?"
"for a single player or for a team?"
"yes!"
"for a single player or for a team?"
"yes!"
more Least Valuable Players content - enjoy 2300 words about what i'm pretty sure is the worst baseball team in modern history
December 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
"do you want to hear about the worst season by bWAR ever?"
"for a single player or for a team?"
"yes!"
"for a single player or for a team?"
"yes!"
Ate shit on stage mid-scene. Sure. Tech week
Still at rehearsal. Sure. Tech week
Sure. Tech week
December 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Ate shit on stage mid-scene. Sure. Tech week
Still at rehearsal. Sure. Tech week
Sure. Tech week
December 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Still at rehearsal. Sure. Tech week
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today is the FINAL DAY to get things from my shop before it closes!!!
🎃 trick or treat! 🎃
it's my birthday week + halloween (+ i'm currently quite short on this month's rent), so to celebrate i'm opening up my shop! i have tons of spooky new stickers and buttons and prints and more for y'all!
(🫀 RTs appreciated to spread the word!)
kayleerowena.bigcartel.com
it's my birthday week + halloween (+ i'm currently quite short on this month's rent), so to celebrate i'm opening up my shop! i have tons of spooky new stickers and buttons and prints and more for y'all!
(🫀 RTs appreciated to spread the word!)
kayleerowena.bigcartel.com
November 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
today is the FINAL DAY to get things from my shop before it closes!!!
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Glad to see so many people playing :D If there's any TTRPG that catches your eye, I have a Google Sheet with its name, summary, vendor link, and the Party of One episode it appears on!
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Glad to see so many people playing :D If there's any TTRPG that catches your eye, I have a Google Sheet with its name, summary, vendor link, and the Party of One episode it appears on!
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
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it’s itch creators day! buy my divorce game
CAN WE ERASE OUR HISTORY is a two-player, diceless hack of Time To Drop in which you relitigate a toxic relationship (or situationship) while listening to The Beths and being thrown across other realities in which it might have gone differently
marns.itch.io/can-we-erase...
marns.itch.io/can-we-erase...
November 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
it’s itch creators day! buy my divorce game
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All my shit is thirty percent off on itch or fourty percent off on my website!! Gamers delight baby
itch.io/s/170851/sal...
itch.io/s/170851/sal...
November 28, 2025 at 1:24 PM
All my shit is thirty percent off on itch or fourty percent off on my website!! Gamers delight baby
itch.io/s/170851/sal...
itch.io/s/170851/sal...
smudge goes out of his gourd whenever he's near a rotisserie chicken so we are all emotionally preparing for him to have near-religious experience when he sees the turkey this year
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
smudge goes out of his gourd whenever he's near a rotisserie chicken so we are all emotionally preparing for him to have near-religious experience when he sees the turkey this year
Feeling like the low poly cat from katamari today
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Feeling like the low poly cat from katamari today
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Hanging out with the boys in the Blue Prince house. I'm trying to start a game of darts but they're too busy doing arithmetic on the board.
November 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Hanging out with the boys in the Blue Prince house. I'm trying to start a game of darts but they're too busy doing arithmetic on the board.
This opens next week btw 👀🤠
Did you know I’m in a show that opens in less than a month. Did you know if you’re nearby you can come see it. Did you know I get to teach a pantomimed coyote the magic of Christmas
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
This opens next week btw 👀🤠
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if reading a spreadsheet isn't quite your thing, why not check out today's new RTG? in which you can just let james read you a spreadsheet as they read it to diaz and xavier as well during our exploration of the Least Valuable Player awards, no wait where are you going i promise this is interesting!
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
if reading a spreadsheet isn't quite your thing, why not check out today's new RTG? in which you can just let james read you a spreadsheet as they read it to diaz and xavier as well during our exploration of the Least Valuable Player awards, no wait where are you going i promise this is interesting!
I should not buy this fully restored 1974 gottleib pinball machine just because it’s on sale and I have enough savings to do so but GOD is it calling to me like the green goblin mask
November 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I should not buy this fully restored 1974 gottleib pinball machine just because it’s on sale and I have enough savings to do so but GOD is it calling to me like the green goblin mask
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if you are looking for something delightful this evening I recommend the Season 9 Normal Gossip premiere with Malala
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 AM
if you are looking for something delightful this evening I recommend the Season 9 Normal Gossip premiere with Malala
This has been a highlight for me both years of ground control Baltimore I love making people learn about this dumb state. also there were guest questions and an entire guest category by @rememberthatguy.bsky.social !
ALSO I FORGOT TO POST ABOUT THIS ONE
me and @crabmoney.bsky.social did another edition of our Baltimore themed game show! there was a Taskmaster task! and 10 questions about horses!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-V-...
me and @crabmoney.bsky.social did another edition of our Baltimore themed game show! there was a Taskmaster task! and 10 questions about horses!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-V-...
Eff You, Too! || Ground Control 2025
YouTube video by Moonshot Podcast Network
www.youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
This has been a highlight for me both years of ground control Baltimore I love making people learn about this dumb state. also there were guest questions and an entire guest category by @rememberthatguy.bsky.social !
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ALSO I FORGOT TO POST ABOUT THIS ONE
me and @crabmoney.bsky.social did another edition of our Baltimore themed game show! there was a Taskmaster task! and 10 questions about horses!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-V-...
me and @crabmoney.bsky.social did another edition of our Baltimore themed game show! there was a Taskmaster task! and 10 questions about horses!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-V-...
Eff You, Too! || Ground Control 2025
YouTube video by Moonshot Podcast Network
www.youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
ALSO I FORGOT TO POST ABOUT THIS ONE
me and @crabmoney.bsky.social did another edition of our Baltimore themed game show! there was a Taskmaster task! and 10 questions about horses!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-V-...
me and @crabmoney.bsky.social did another edition of our Baltimore themed game show! there was a Taskmaster task! and 10 questions about horses!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-V-...
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So you are telling me target, a brand whose value has consistently fallen over 2025 because it failed to align with its customer base's more progressive values via business decisions, has teamed up with starbucks (while their employees are striking) to try and drive up traffic? Brilliant gambit, sir
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
So you are telling me target, a brand whose value has consistently fallen over 2025 because it failed to align with its customer base's more progressive values via business decisions, has teamed up with starbucks (while their employees are striking) to try and drive up traffic? Brilliant gambit, sir
forgor to post but this month’s unnatural selection will be late bc 1. Ground control at my brain and 2. Greg is my guest and we think it’d be cute to record on our anniversary this weekend bc this month is on the book/movie that gave them an opening to slide into my dms 5 years ago
November 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
forgor to post but this month’s unnatural selection will be late bc 1. Ground control at my brain and 2. Greg is my guest and we think it’d be cute to record on our anniversary this weekend bc this month is on the book/movie that gave them an opening to slide into my dms 5 years ago
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The keighleys will always harm me but blue prince snub is a huge sign to how much of a bullshit show it is
November 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The keighleys will always harm me but blue prince snub is a huge sign to how much of a bullshit show it is
Bummed that I’m missing pax unplugged for the second year in a row BUT at least this year it is for the good reason of Greg and I have anniversary plans
November 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Bummed that I’m missing pax unplugged for the second year in a row BUT at least this year it is for the good reason of Greg and I have anniversary plans