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Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution

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Software Engineer | Egalitarian Marxist | Spockist 🖖 End Capitalism Abolish Cops Dissolve State Eliminate Class Once you wrap your mind around the enormity of the lies you're told your whole life, the whole world will look different. Typos are Gboard's.

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Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · Oct 23

How to #revolution:

Step 1:
Organize resources to support a few thousand people to go on strike.

Step 2:
Organize a strike for Teamsters and rail workers.

Step 3:
Hold your ground. The economy will crash in under a week.

Step 4:
Come to the bargaining table.

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Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 2h

Let's not and say we didn't.

You're just going to keep lying, then this conversation is a waste of time.

You could go look up what you said without using the CIA's favorite propaganda disseminator, or you can look up non-biased sources, but you won't.

Feel free to to lie into the ether. I'm done.

Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 2h

What Does It Mean to Control Migration? Soviet Mobility Policies in Comparative Perspective | Law & Social Inquiry | Cambridge Core

What Does It Mean to Control Migration? Soviet Mobility Policies in Comparative Perspective - Volume 37 Issue 2

www.cambridge.org

Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 2h

Russia: A Migration System with Soviet Roots

The history of dynamic migration flows throughout the Soviet Union pre- and post-collapse has significantly shaped the current migration reality in Russia. Even as borders have shifted and policies ch...

www.migrationpolicy.org

Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 2h

February 19: 150 Years Since the Abolition of Serfdom in Russia

The 1861 reform sounded the death knell for Russian feudalism, and attempts by the ruling bureaucracy’s to restore some aspects of feudal government should have no place.

carnegieendowment.org

Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 2h

Educate yourself.

The road from serfdom - Works in Progress Magazine

Unwinding Russian serfdom took half a century. To eventually do it in the face of powerful opposition took a remarkable approach that let peasants vote themselves into freedom.

worksinprogress.co

Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 2h

You got the whole thing wrong except that people were stuck where they were during a period of socialist migration, which also handled that issue.

You're a bad faith actor.

Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 2h

This lie that you can't find real info on:

bsky.app/profile/dima...

Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 2h

Yeah... I said proof. Not a fucking Wikipedia page. You know the cofounder of it even admits all the political shit on it is edited by the CIA, right? Literally, that's why you can't find real information to back your lie.

Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 2h

Well, I guess I would back the non-existent governing body of ANTIFA's decree long before I even thought about backing the fascist US Govt laws.

[email protected] @blueangie.bsky.social · 19h

Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 3h

So easy to run circles around this CIA bot.

They need to train their ClassTraitorLLM better.

Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 3h

You don't ask any questions in good faith. I just caught you in a lie. You were setting up a strawman. You only have logical fallacies. I'm not obligated to debate you in good faith since you're not capable of it.

Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 3h

Yeah. The term you're looking for is "a lie".

What you just said is complete horse shit. Now, since the burden of proof is on you, and I'm sure you don't want to look like a liar, show me the proof.

If you don't, you'll just be labeled a capitalist bootlicking propaganda spreader.

Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 3h

It's a rare treat to find someone so proud to believe known liars and reject the evidence of their eyes so willingly that they practically embody the propaganda as their identity.

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Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 3h

Let me get this straight: You think that people who agree to live in less-than-luxury conditions (but still livable) so that EVERYONE can be housed and fed greedy? But a capitalist nation that renders half of its population in poverty so a few rich people can live in luxury are not greedy?

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Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 3h

Nice logical fallacy. That's not at all what I said. What I said is that you believe shit that nobody with critical thinking skills would believe.

But, to answer your politically naive question: There's not much the US Govt can lie about that would get past my sniff test. They're not creative lies.

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proletariatreborn.bsky.social @proletariatreborn.bsky.social · 3h

youtu.be/mbS-0I-t-QY?...

The solutions to the problems of then are also the solutions of today. As the problems of then are the same as the problems of today. Also check out what is to be done.

This

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Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 4h

Children really shouldn't learn anything from US politicians unless you want them to grow up to be sociopaths.

At least the only thing kids learned from the last disaster was how not to ride a bike, not to run up stairs, and that being a drooling zombie still pays well.

Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 4h

Pushing the COVID vaccine? (Seems like there's a lot of money on the table, now that Fauci isn't getting it.)

Maybe he'd be making deals with food companies to allow them to keep using poisons in our food.

Who knows, Keith? 🤷‍♂️

Keith Olbermann @olbermann.bsky.social · 1d

So if Russ Vought and Bob Kennedy were deliberately trying on behalf of an enemy to sicken and kill Americans by destroying the public health structure - what would they be doing differently?

Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 4h

Liberal view on "democracy":

Yes, there are other candidates with actual policy positions that could actually help people. But if you don't vote for my anointed candidate, hand-picked by the oligarchy, then anything bad that happens is all your fault no matter what and you're a Putin puppet.

Blue In A Red State @bluenredstate.bsky.social · 18h

Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 5h

Maybe those 400 richest Americans need to have a date set for their close shave.

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Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 5h

Does this appear to be a ploy?

Let's see:
- Nobody believes Democrats actually oppose the GOP.
- This looks like a play to keep things nearly the same, but made to look like it's a battle.
- If this was legit leverage, and not theater, Democrats could fight for more than the status quo.

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Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 8h

Yay. 🙄

Another rich neoliberal, who virtue signals for a living and clearly loves and benefits from capitalism, getting a role on a show about humanity long past the age of capitalism. It reminds me of when they made Stacy Abrams earth's president. 🤮

What's next? Captain Bezos of the USS 🍆?

AIPT Television @tv.aiptcomics.com · 17h

🚀 Big news from #NYCC2025 — Stephen Colbert is returning to the Star Trek universe in Star Trek: Starfleet Academy! 🎤✨ #StarTrek #NYCC @michaelrosch.bsky.social

Stephen Colbert returns to CBS for ‘Star Trek: Starfleet Academy’

Plus, a ‘Star Trek: Starfleet Academy’ trailer was revealed.

aiptcomics.com

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Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 8h

That's a shame. More bullshit artists ruining Star Trek.

Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 8h

Human evolution as computational evolution:

Caveman = counting fingers
Hunter/gatherer = abacus
Tribes = mechanical adding machines
Early cities = punch cards & vacuum tubes
Monarchies = 8088
Republics = 386
Democratic Republic = Pentium
Oligarchy = Cyrix 6x86 (😂)

Eventually:
Democracy = Quantum

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Comrade Jingle Pants ☭🔻#Revolution @cptjinglepants.bsky.social · 8h

Could have sworn the media had been working closely with government for a very long time.

"Operation mocking bird" comes to mind.

The media has been banging the drums for war non-stop for 25 years, at least.

The CIA has been giving bobbleheads on MSM their talking points since, at least, 2001.

Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 12h

The funniest thing about defending Bari Weiss being hired to lead CBS and beating back any criticism of that as “cancel culture” is that we are about to enter an era of collusion between the government and media targeting any critique of the state not seen since McCarthyism