Zak
@courtaeous.bsky.social
weirdo with a beardo.
pet lover, nerd, gaymer, nature weirdo, lover of books.
here to chat, tell stories, make friends and share the things that make me happy.
My better half is a nurse 🩺🏳️🌈
📌Epekwitk/PEI
pet lover, nerd, gaymer, nature weirdo, lover of books.
here to chat, tell stories, make friends and share the things that make me happy.
My better half is a nurse 🩺🏳️🌈
📌Epekwitk/PEI
Curse you SEND ALL buttons!!
I just sent a Snapchat about poop to EVERYONE 🫠
Panic, delete, delete, delete.
Students I did upgrading with, ex boyfriends, coworkers... everyone!!
I just sent a Snapchat about poop to EVERYONE 🫠
Panic, delete, delete, delete.
Students I did upgrading with, ex boyfriends, coworkers... everyone!!
a cartoon of a man holding a piece of paper in his hand
Alt: A character from the Simpsons reacting to a note with shock, then fading away to dust.
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December 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Curse you SEND ALL buttons!!
I just sent a Snapchat about poop to EVERYONE 🫠
Panic, delete, delete, delete.
Students I did upgrading with, ex boyfriends, coworkers... everyone!!
I just sent a Snapchat about poop to EVERYONE 🫠
Panic, delete, delete, delete.
Students I did upgrading with, ex boyfriends, coworkers... everyone!!
Good News, Everyone~
My no Trek partner has been watching Lower Decks with me and LOVING it. He's hooked.
Will this finally be his gateway into Trek?!!!
Every time he doesn't understand a reference (which is all of them) he wants me to explain it?! OMG yes!!
My no Trek partner has been watching Lower Decks with me and LOVING it. He's hooked.
Will this finally be his gateway into Trek?!!!
Every time he doesn't understand a reference (which is all of them) he wants me to explain it?! OMG yes!!
a cartoon character is talking on a telephone while wearing glasses
Alt: Prof Farnsworth from Futurama walks in, raises his hands and says "Good News, Everyone"
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December 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Good News, Everyone~
My no Trek partner has been watching Lower Decks with me and LOVING it. He's hooked.
Will this finally be his gateway into Trek?!!!
Every time he doesn't understand a reference (which is all of them) he wants me to explain it?! OMG yes!!
My no Trek partner has been watching Lower Decks with me and LOVING it. He's hooked.
Will this finally be his gateway into Trek?!!!
Every time he doesn't understand a reference (which is all of them) he wants me to explain it?! OMG yes!!
It's that time of year everyone. Creamy Shits!
(Merry Christmas*)
(Merry Christmas*)
December 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
It's that time of year everyone. Creamy Shits!
(Merry Christmas*)
(Merry Christmas*)
Those new AI commercials are deeply unsettling 🙃
Don't jump scare me like that during my movie!! 😱
So far there's been two, one for a gambling app and one for kitty litter.
Don't jump scare me like that during my movie!! 😱
So far there's been two, one for a gambling app and one for kitty litter.
November 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Those new AI commercials are deeply unsettling 🙃
Don't jump scare me like that during my movie!! 😱
So far there's been two, one for a gambling app and one for kitty litter.
Don't jump scare me like that during my movie!! 😱
So far there's been two, one for a gambling app and one for kitty litter.
The test was negative. Doesn't mean it's not covid, these things aren't 100% accurate. I tried my best tho.
Did y'all know one single test costs $6 now?!
Did y'all know one single test costs $6 now?!
November 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The test was negative. Doesn't mean it's not covid, these things aren't 100% accurate. I tried my best tho.
Did y'all know one single test costs $6 now?!
Did y'all know one single test costs $6 now?!
Home sick today.
No idea where I caught it. I can't think of anyone who's been around me with symptoms... 🤔
SUPER dizzy, with a headache. Weak and sore.
It hurts to swallow (lymph nodes?) but otherwise my throat is fine.
No cough or runny nose, and no GI issues? It's a weird one.
No idea where I caught it. I can't think of anyone who's been around me with symptoms... 🤔
SUPER dizzy, with a headache. Weak and sore.
It hurts to swallow (lymph nodes?) but otherwise my throat is fine.
No cough or runny nose, and no GI issues? It's a weird one.
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Home sick today.
No idea where I caught it. I can't think of anyone who's been around me with symptoms... 🤔
SUPER dizzy, with a headache. Weak and sore.
It hurts to swallow (lymph nodes?) but otherwise my throat is fine.
No cough or runny nose, and no GI issues? It's a weird one.
No idea where I caught it. I can't think of anyone who's been around me with symptoms... 🤔
SUPER dizzy, with a headache. Weak and sore.
It hurts to swallow (lymph nodes?) but otherwise my throat is fine.
No cough or runny nose, and no GI issues? It's a weird one.
GIF that pops up when I type my name.
November 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
GIF that pops up when I type my name.
Playing the license plate game on the way to work: "UFD"
Me: "Under-Funded Departments!"
Him: ... 🤔 "UNEXPECTEDLY FIERY DIARRHEA!!"
He wins that round 😂
Me: "Under-Funded Departments!"
Him: ... 🤔 "UNEXPECTEDLY FIERY DIARRHEA!!"
He wins that round 😂
November 20, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Playing the license plate game on the way to work: "UFD"
Me: "Under-Funded Departments!"
Him: ... 🤔 "UNEXPECTEDLY FIERY DIARRHEA!!"
He wins that round 😂
Me: "Under-Funded Departments!"
Him: ... 🤔 "UNEXPECTEDLY FIERY DIARRHEA!!"
He wins that round 😂
Mom saw the sputum David Weale spreads on FB and threw out any books she owned written by him 😂 Power move!
You go Momma 👏
You go Momma 👏
a man walking down a sidewalk with a bag of garbage in front of a don villa 's van
Alt: a man walking down a sidewalk with a bag of garbage, he tosses the bag in the trash bin.
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November 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Mom saw the sputum David Weale spreads on FB and threw out any books she owned written by him 😂 Power move!
You go Momma 👏
You go Momma 👏
They blocked access to chatGPT at work today, I wish you could have HEARD everyone losing their minds when they realized.
a bald man is making a funny face and pointing at the camera with the words `` muhhaha '' .
Alt: Dr Evil from Austin Powers is making a funny face and pointing at the camera with the words `` muhhaha '' .
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November 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
They blocked access to chatGPT at work today, I wish you could have HEARD everyone losing their minds when they realized.
It's a rough one today folks, self inflicted.
We stayed up one extra hour to watch a second episode of RPDR S17 before bed...
Big mistake. I could barely get out of bed this morning 🥱😴💤
We stayed up one extra hour to watch a second episode of RPDR S17 before bed...
Big mistake. I could barely get out of bed this morning 🥱😴💤
a drag queen with a blue mask on her face and curlers on her head says go to bed .
Alt: Rupaul with a blue mask on her face and curlers on her head says "go to bed"
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November 17, 2025 at 12:03 PM
It's a rough one today folks, self inflicted.
We stayed up one extra hour to watch a second episode of RPDR S17 before bed...
Big mistake. I could barely get out of bed this morning 🥱😴💤
We stayed up one extra hour to watch a second episode of RPDR S17 before bed...
Big mistake. I could barely get out of bed this morning 🥱😴💤
I always wanted to do scholarships, reading through essays and applications, making selections.
Now I finally have the opportunity and... AI ruins everything 🙃🙃🙃
I'd say at least half of all applications are entirely AI generated or passed through AI to "clean it up".
EM DASH.
Now I finally have the opportunity and... AI ruins everything 🙃🙃🙃
I'd say at least half of all applications are entirely AI generated or passed through AI to "clean it up".
EM DASH.
November 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I always wanted to do scholarships, reading through essays and applications, making selections.
Now I finally have the opportunity and... AI ruins everything 🙃🙃🙃
I'd say at least half of all applications are entirely AI generated or passed through AI to "clean it up".
EM DASH.
Now I finally have the opportunity and... AI ruins everything 🙃🙃🙃
I'd say at least half of all applications are entirely AI generated or passed through AI to "clean it up".
EM DASH.
@mikgal1.bsky.social
Is this your handy work?! 😁
Found it at work, love to see it!
Scabby the rat 🤣
Also love me a word search, very nice 👌
Is this your handy work?! 😁
Found it at work, love to see it!
Scabby the rat 🤣
Also love me a word search, very nice 👌
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
@mikgal1.bsky.social
Is this your handy work?! 😁
Found it at work, love to see it!
Scabby the rat 🤣
Also love me a word search, very nice 👌
Is this your handy work?! 😁
Found it at work, love to see it!
Scabby the rat 🤣
Also love me a word search, very nice 👌
When placing an important phone call or recording an important voicemail FOR THE LOVE OF GOD don't do it while driving.
Speakerphone and that awful HUMMING & rumbling makes it nearly impossible to understand what is being said.
Also like, plz just focus on the road my dudes.
Speakerphone and that awful HUMMING & rumbling makes it nearly impossible to understand what is being said.
Also like, plz just focus on the road my dudes.
a woman sitting in a car looking at her cell phone
Alt: A woman driving a car texting and looking at her cell phone as cars speed by.
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November 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
When placing an important phone call or recording an important voicemail FOR THE LOVE OF GOD don't do it while driving.
Speakerphone and that awful HUMMING & rumbling makes it nearly impossible to understand what is being said.
Also like, plz just focus on the road my dudes.
Speakerphone and that awful HUMMING & rumbling makes it nearly impossible to understand what is being said.
Also like, plz just focus on the road my dudes.
There's a fan near me at work and everyday it squeals and scrapes for hours!! It's a metal fan scraping against the inside of its metal frame...
Imagine nails on a chalkboard, or forks on a plate, but it never stops!!
It's been 'fixed' a few times.
My head is going to explode from the noise 🤯
Imagine nails on a chalkboard, or forks on a plate, but it never stops!!
It's been 'fixed' a few times.
My head is going to explode from the noise 🤯
November 12, 2025 at 12:18 PM
There's a fan near me at work and everyday it squeals and scrapes for hours!! It's a metal fan scraping against the inside of its metal frame...
Imagine nails on a chalkboard, or forks on a plate, but it never stops!!
It's been 'fixed' a few times.
My head is going to explode from the noise 🤯
Imagine nails on a chalkboard, or forks on a plate, but it never stops!!
It's been 'fixed' a few times.
My head is going to explode from the noise 🤯
Tonight he made the focaccia and I made the pasta primavera.
Im so full of carbs it hurts my belly when I take too deep a breath~
And I am happy ☺️
Im so full of carbs it hurts my belly when I take too deep a breath~
And I am happy ☺️
a close up of jerry from tom and jerry looking at the camera
Alt: a close up of jerry from tom and jerry smiling and patting his round full stomach after eating a giant meal.
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November 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Tonight he made the focaccia and I made the pasta primavera.
Im so full of carbs it hurts my belly when I take too deep a breath~
And I am happy ☺️
Im so full of carbs it hurts my belly when I take too deep a breath~
And I am happy ☺️
Playing mad libs on the couch:
Him: "An article of clothing"
Me: "A brassiere"
Him: "What even IS that?!"
Me: "... a bra, dear. Bra is short for brassiere"
Him: "Why do you know that?"
Me: "Why DON'T you know that?"
Him: "... I'm just going to write Bra"
Him: "An article of clothing"
Me: "A brassiere"
Him: "What even IS that?!"
Me: "... a bra, dear. Bra is short for brassiere"
Him: "Why do you know that?"
Me: "Why DON'T you know that?"
Him: "... I'm just going to write Bra"
November 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Playing mad libs on the couch:
Him: "An article of clothing"
Me: "A brassiere"
Him: "What even IS that?!"
Me: "... a bra, dear. Bra is short for brassiere"
Him: "Why do you know that?"
Me: "Why DON'T you know that?"
Him: "... I'm just going to write Bra"
Him: "An article of clothing"
Me: "A brassiere"
Him: "What even IS that?!"
Me: "... a bra, dear. Bra is short for brassiere"
Him: "Why do you know that?"
Me: "Why DON'T you know that?"
Him: "... I'm just going to write Bra"
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A ritual more sacred than all the others; choosing a weekend morning coffee mug
November 8, 2025 at 1:05 PM
A ritual more sacred than all the others; choosing a weekend morning coffee mug
Caffeine and Tylenol have soothed the pounding but the headache is still lurking beneath the surface...
No pain but my head is tingling? I can't think straight, I keep tripping over my own feet and every light in this building is WAY too damn bright.
No pain but my head is tingling? I can't think straight, I keep tripping over my own feet and every light in this building is WAY too damn bright.
Woke up to a POUNDING headache. Tylenol and a hot shower did nothing.
I'm currently sitting in the dark at work in an old empty office.
I have an hour of quiet/dark before everyone gets here and the day begins.
Please headache go away 🙏
I'm currently sitting in the dark at work in an old empty office.
I have an hour of quiet/dark before everyone gets here and the day begins.
Please headache go away 🙏
November 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Caffeine and Tylenol have soothed the pounding but the headache is still lurking beneath the surface...
No pain but my head is tingling? I can't think straight, I keep tripping over my own feet and every light in this building is WAY too damn bright.
No pain but my head is tingling? I can't think straight, I keep tripping over my own feet and every light in this building is WAY too damn bright.
Woke up to a POUNDING headache. Tylenol and a hot shower did nothing.
I'm currently sitting in the dark at work in an old empty office.
I have an hour of quiet/dark before everyone gets here and the day begins.
Please headache go away 🙏
I'm currently sitting in the dark at work in an old empty office.
I have an hour of quiet/dark before everyone gets here and the day begins.
Please headache go away 🙏
November 7, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Woke up to a POUNDING headache. Tylenol and a hot shower did nothing.
I'm currently sitting in the dark at work in an old empty office.
I have an hour of quiet/dark before everyone gets here and the day begins.
Please headache go away 🙏
I'm currently sitting in the dark at work in an old empty office.
I have an hour of quiet/dark before everyone gets here and the day begins.
Please headache go away 🙏
"I believe success does not come from shortcuts, but from consistent effort" in an essay clearly written with the use of AI... 🙃
Wut.
Wut.
a man wearing a beanie is looking at his phone with the words so sick written below him
Alt: a man wearing a beanie is looking at his phone with the words so sick written below him
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November 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
"I believe success does not come from shortcuts, but from consistent effort" in an essay clearly written with the use of AI... 🙃
Wut.
Wut.
This made me think of @keithburgoyne.bsky.social and your family's love of poos & butts 💩
This comes as high praise, really 🙌
NGL sounds pretty fun! 😂
This comes as high praise, really 🙌
NGL sounds pretty fun! 😂
November 4, 2025 at 12:31 PM
This made me think of @keithburgoyne.bsky.social and your family's love of poos & butts 💩
This comes as high praise, really 🙌
NGL sounds pretty fun! 😂
This comes as high praise, really 🙌
NGL sounds pretty fun! 😂
We have enough candy for 300 kiddos!!!
We've had one trick-or-treater so far... Uh oh.
We've had one trick-or-treater so far... Uh oh.
November 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
We have enough candy for 300 kiddos!!!
We've had one trick-or-treater so far... Uh oh.
We've had one trick-or-treater so far... Uh oh.
Halloween is when I get to be my crafty self.
What's your costume(s)?
What's your costume(s)?
November 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Halloween is when I get to be my crafty self.
What's your costume(s)?
What's your costume(s)?
Dookies 'N' Cream
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.
Sharties.
Sharties.
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.
Sars
Sars
October 30, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Dookies 'N' Cream