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Cory Laran
@corylaran.bsky.social
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Random Thoughts on almost anything. Retired Mathematician.
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Cory Laran @corylaran.bsky.social · Mar 1
I never thought I'd spend my golden years fighting Nazis and fascism. 😳
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Cory Laran @corylaran.bsky.social · 7h
Let's clear up the government lies once and for all:

* Illegal immigrants do not receive free healthcare.

* Tylenol does not cause autism.

* Bad Bunny is an American citizen.

* It's the Gulf of Mexico.

Now that we've cleared up the lies, release the unedited and unredacted Epstein Files!
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Cory Laran @corylaran.bsky.social · 7h
This is why people think Math is hard:

* 15+15 is thirty, but

* 16+16 is thirty too. 😜
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Cory Laran @corylaran.bsky.social · 8h
"Never forget this: The forces rigging our economy, undermining our democracy, polluting our planet, and stoking hatred are counting on you to give up. Cynicism is how they win. Stay clear-eyed and ready for the fight ahead."
~ Robert Reich
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Cory Laran @corylaran.bsky.social · 16h
Q: Do you know the most destructive force in the Universe?

A: Sugar.
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Cory Laran @corylaran.bsky.social · 16h
"Don't let the noise of other peoples opinions drown out your inner voice."
~ Steve Jobs
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Cory Laran @corylaran.bsky.social · 16h
"You can't cheap your way to the top."
~ Ed Tate

🍊💩🤡 Proved this quote to be incorrect.
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Cory Laran @corylaran.bsky.social · 16h
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Cory Laran @corylaran.bsky.social · 16h
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Cory Laran @corylaran.bsky.social · 16h
The Press is also NOT my brain!
#thinkforyourselves
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Cory Laran @corylaran.bsky.social · 16h
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Cory Laran @corylaran.bsky.social · 16h
Fire Mitch.
Save America.
Support Amy McGrath for Senate.
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Cory Laran @corylaran.bsky.social · 16h
Putting the CON
into Conservative
since 1968.
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Cory Laran @corylaran.bsky.social · 16h
Does this remind you of anyone?
#UnrealityTV
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Cory Laran @corylaran.bsky.social · 16h
You don't have to be the entire resistance
If you can positively influence just one other person you'll make a winning contribution.
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Cory Laran @corylaran.bsky.social · 16h
It's thinking differently that solves life's problems.
Open your mind to new possibilities.
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Cory Laran @corylaran.bsky.social · 16h
Damn right 👍
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Cory Laran @corylaran.bsky.social · 16h
Know your history.
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Cory Laran @corylaran.bsky.social · 16h
The importance of a good education.
You don't want to end up like that
🍊💩🤡.
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Cory Laran @corylaran.bsky.social · 16h
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Cory Laran @corylaran.bsky.social · 16h
We must ask the hard questions, then work on finding solutions together.

Bernie Sanders is ALWAYS right! 👍
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Cory Laran @corylaran.bsky.social · 16h
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Cory Laran @corylaran.bsky.social · 16h
What a pathetic loser he is that they think he has to be placated this way.
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Cory Laran @corylaran.bsky.social · 16h
There is nothing about that pathetic TACO that measures up to Obama.
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