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Corey Fifty-Seven Seventy-One dot Blue Sky dot social

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Corey Fifty-Seven Seventy-One dot Blue Sky dot social @corey5771.bsky.social · 3h

Punt the entire season, not just this drive

Corey Fifty-Seven Seventy-One dot Blue Sky dot social @corey5771.bsky.social · 3h

Well he’s out for the year too

Corey Fifty-Seven Seventy-One dot Blue Sky dot social @corey5771.bsky.social · 3h

OH NO

Corey Fifty-Seven Seventy-One dot Blue Sky dot social @corey5771.bsky.social · 3h

That’s a Fumble (I think?)

Corey Fifty-Seven Seventy-One dot Blue Sky dot social @corey5771.bsky.social · 3h

FIRE HIM @FOX

Nick Piccone @piccone.bsky.social · 3h

oop?

Corey Fifty-Seven Seventy-One dot Blue Sky dot social @corey5771.bsky.social · 3h

oh no did the Falcons break their penix

Corey Fifty-Seven Seventy-One dot Blue Sky dot social @corey5771.bsky.social · 3h

CLANG

Corey Fifty-Seven Seventy-One dot Blue Sky dot social @corey5771.bsky.social · 4h

Lmaooooooooo of course

Corey Fifty-Seven Seventy-One dot Blue Sky dot social @corey5771.bsky.social · 4h

What time did Burkhardt get to Philadelphia lol

Corey Fifty-Seven Seventy-One dot Blue Sky dot social @corey5771.bsky.social · 17h

I said a year ago it was gonna be either The Vaq’ or Cora (🙁), so since both of those guesses are now wrong, I’ll say Blake will be the first woman to sequence winning WNA -> WNXT -> WUS or WINT (not dril) -> WWEW or WW Championships in order.

Corey Fifty-Seven Seventy-One dot Blue Sky dot social @corey5771.bsky.social · 17h

Uhh, are Ethan Page stip matches *too* much better than regular Ethan Page matches??

Corey Fifty-Seven Seventy-One dot Blue Sky dot social @corey5771.bsky.social · 17h

Yes, and if they *were* on the same track, I’d split the file into two tracks myself.

Corey Fifty-Seven Seventy-One dot Blue Sky dot social @corey5771.bsky.social · 17h

1 Like = 1 I post a pic of the bone bruise I got on my leg at softball last week

Corey Fifty-Seven Seventy-One dot Blue Sky dot social @corey5771.bsky.social · 18h

I don’t care about college-football trash talk between two dudes who didn’t even go to college during the World Series.

Corey Fifty-Seven Seventy-One dot Blue Sky dot social @corey5771.bsky.social · 18h

but the Limu Emu gets blurred out smh

Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 18h

DUCK! YOU’RE NAKEY!

Corey Fifty-Seven Seventy-One dot Blue Sky dot social @corey5771.bsky.social · 18h

Dodger fans: “OH GOD.”
Blue Jay fans: “OH GOD!”
Reds fans: “…Is that Colonel Sanders?!”

Corey Fifty-Seven Seventy-One dot Blue Sky dot social @corey5771.bsky.social · 19h

My Mom has finally seen the visit Ontario commercial and I have simultaneously made more sense and less sense of it.

Corey Fifty-Seven Seventy-One dot Blue Sky dot social @corey5771.bsky.social · 19h

Did Raising Cane’s get some sort of BOGO deal when Livvy Dunne did ads for them that they then got Skenes for ads too?

Corey Fifty-Seven Seventy-One dot Blue Sky dot social @corey5771.bsky.social · 19h

I’m sorry—- WHOMST WAS ON COLLISION?!?!?!?!?!?!

Corey Fifty-Seven Seventy-One dot Blue Sky dot social @corey5771.bsky.social · 19h

I was hoping that ‘All Gaus, No Brakes’ sign would also say ‘yaddaddamean.’

Corey Fifty-Seven Seventy-One dot Blue Sky dot social @corey5771.bsky.social · 20h

Hell, eventually

Corey Fifty-Seven Seventy-One dot Blue Sky dot social @corey5771.bsky.social · 20h

Not the funniest instance of a corner infielder missing a routine pop up at the Rogers Centre.

Corey Fifty-Seven Seventy-One dot Blue Sky dot social @corey5771.bsky.social · 20h

I hope Col. Sanders is tonight’s Veteran of the Game.

Corey Fifty-Seven Seventy-One dot Blue Sky dot social @corey5771.bsky.social · 20h

Rockies Taco’s for Non-Colorado Residents

Codify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 21h

Completely fix baseball with five words.

Corey Fifty-Seven Seventy-One dot Blue Sky dot social @corey5771.bsky.social · 20h

An asshole with asshole jokes