Joseph Wade
@cordialwombat.bsky.social
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Boosemaster General. I try to write about movies sometimes. Big ol’ goofus. Pineapple belongs on pizza. He/him Host of @christmascreeps.bsky.social & @OSTParty.bsky.social podcasts. I write about movies at JoesCinemarama.com
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This year I'll be going through the films of Jon Favreau. Sure, why not. What could go wrong?
Twenty 20-Fav: Introduction
New year, new series. It's Twenty 20-Fav!
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Gotta block ‘em all!
Here’s the one-stop shopping blocklist to disappear the Trump regime accounts that swarmed Bluesky yesterday.
Flush these turds HERE -

bsky.app/profile/did:...
You just know there was some dumb asshole in Ancient Rome walking around like “Visigoths implies the existence of invisigoths”
I also enjoy a truck that looks like one single Lego brick
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Welcome to Bluesky! If you're just joining us, here are a few things to know about Christmas Creeps:

1) We try to release new podcasts about holiday media 1-2 times a month

2) Everything is a Christmas movie until we say it isn't

3) For more info: linktr.ee/christmascre...
a couple of gremlins are looking at something
ALT: a couple of gremlins are looking at something
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I still say this is some kind of AI generated prank. It has to be.
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Stay tuned, kiddies! It's a scream!
“I can’t believe you slept thru True Haunting!”

Well I can’t believe James Wan signed off on making Dateline NBC but about ghosts
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dude was responsible for how so many of my memories of childhood afternoons spent staring idly at vhs covers look like. rip to a fucking legend
Heartbroken that, per his social media accounts, Drew Struzan has left us. His poster and album art was quite simply shorthand for imagination for countless young people.
Sorry to hear that, buddy. Travel safe.
“Why didn’t Tron 3 do better at the box office???”

Because—and I’m just guessing here—It’s fucking TRON.
Toxie out here doing what the government won't
Here's my dumb asshole take for the day:

Now that basically every car has multiple cameras, I'm kinda surprised no one's tried to do a bullshit modern update of Christine.
MGK stands for My Ghemical Kromance.

That’s it, post it
“why don’t you go somewhere else?” ask the mods as they shove you out the door of your own home
In which I discuss one of my favorite Shane Black tropes: The villain just blatantly showing up at the hero's house.
If you know where to look on Archive dot org, you can find all the free comic books you could ever need
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🛒 Fall fashions & car batteries: #autumn, Kmart style, 1989. 🍂

Thanks to a forward-thinking staffer, this & many other in-store audio tapes were saved from the dustbin—now preserved at the #InternetArchive.

🎧 Hear the full tape ⤵️
archive.org/details/Kmar...

#preservation #1980s
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Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
Because the guy has to be a hypocrite about literally everything, remember that Trump’s favorite movie (Bloodsport) was made in China.
Trump: "I will be imposing a 100% Tariff on any and all movies that are made outside of the United States."