Carol 水晶餃 Zou
@coralzoa.bsky.social
forgive me while i titrate the algorithm to show me the perfect mix of leftist vitriol and trash
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Carol 水晶餃 Zou
@coralzoa.bsky.social
· Jan 30
the real measure of bluesky will be how it responds to ceo deaths
musetta shows up in a lavish outfit and starts seducing men and smashing plates—a cunt icon!
December 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
musetta shows up in a lavish outfit and starts seducing men and smashing plates—a cunt icon!
23andme but it tells people which ones of your ancestors were nazis and/or slave owners
December 9, 2025 at 7:10 AM
23andme but it tells people which ones of your ancestors were nazis and/or slave owners
THE INTERNET SUCKS BC CAPITALISM SUCKS
December 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
THE INTERNET SUCKS BC CAPITALISM SUCKS
level 1 wkw fan: this looks like something wkw would have shot
insufferable wkw fan: *you mean christopher doyle
(guess which one i am)
insufferable wkw fan: *you mean christopher doyle
(guess which one i am)
December 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
level 1 wkw fan: this looks like something wkw would have shot
insufferable wkw fan: *you mean christopher doyle
(guess which one i am)
insufferable wkw fan: *you mean christopher doyle
(guess which one i am)
man: is [another man] kinda square?
me: well he’s straight
man: but is he square?
me: [slowly realizing that straight/square are equivalent to me]
me: well he’s straight
man: but is he square?
me: [slowly realizing that straight/square are equivalent to me]
December 7, 2025 at 8:45 AM
man: is [another man] kinda square?
me: well he’s straight
man: but is he square?
me: [slowly realizing that straight/square are equivalent to me]
me: well he’s straight
man: but is he square?
me: [slowly realizing that straight/square are equivalent to me]
man: would you pick the bear or the man?
me: bear, because i could eat it, but i wouldn’t eat human flesh.
man: that’s not the point of the question
me: I’M IN THE WILDERNESS I NEED FOOD AND WARMTH
me: bear, because i could eat it, but i wouldn’t eat human flesh.
man: that’s not the point of the question
me: I’M IN THE WILDERNESS I NEED FOOD AND WARMTH
December 7, 2025 at 8:40 AM
man: would you pick the bear or the man?
me: bear, because i could eat it, but i wouldn’t eat human flesh.
man: that’s not the point of the question
me: I’M IN THE WILDERNESS I NEED FOOD AND WARMTH
me: bear, because i could eat it, but i wouldn’t eat human flesh.
man: that’s not the point of the question
me: I’M IN THE WILDERNESS I NEED FOOD AND WARMTH
on sinitic slippage
December 6, 2025 at 3:48 PM
on sinitic slippage
middle age: just looked in my freezer and rapped “there’s some pork in the house” to the cadence of WAP
December 4, 2025 at 6:19 AM
middle age: just looked in my freezer and rapped “there’s some pork in the house” to the cadence of WAP
thank u chappell roan for ushering in a culture where boyfriends are embarrassing 🙏🏼🙏🏼
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
thank u chappell roan for ushering in a culture where boyfriends are embarrassing 🙏🏼🙏🏼
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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
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From this minister's op-ed: "People wanting to experience God are more likely to meet the Divine trying to shut down the Broadview, Illinois, ICE facility than we ever were in church...God does not live in our houses of worship, but...with those who are bearing the brunt of cruelty in this moment."
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
From this minister's op-ed: "People wanting to experience God are more likely to meet the Divine trying to shut down the Broadview, Illinois, ICE facility than we ever were in church...God does not live in our houses of worship, but...with those who are bearing the brunt of cruelty in this moment."
what would it mean to be free of capture?
November 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
what would it mean to be free of capture?
will y'all finally believe me that the right is too patriarchal to gaf about child sexual abuse
November 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
will y'all finally believe me that the right is too patriarchal to gaf about child sexual abuse
ezra klein reciting buddhist koans as a way of asking ta nehisi coates to swallow his rage regarding white supremacists is an example of using model minority/asian culture to triangulate against black people.
November 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
ezra klein reciting buddhist koans as a way of asking ta nehisi coates to swallow his rage regarding white supremacists is an example of using model minority/asian culture to triangulate against black people.
truly illuminating how american tv storylines are like “we did a racism back in the day” and french tv storylines are like “we did a racism yesterday”
November 13, 2025 at 6:33 AM
truly illuminating how american tv storylines are like “we did a racism back in the day” and french tv storylines are like “we did a racism yesterday”
watching lupin and french prison seems kinda nice
November 12, 2025 at 5:30 AM
watching lupin and french prison seems kinda nice
why can't MY city elect a left wing rapper for mayor :(
November 12, 2025 at 12:26 AM
why can't MY city elect a left wing rapper for mayor :(
did u walk around an art reception offering persimmons and kaffir limes to people who struck ur fancy or do u socialize normally
November 10, 2025 at 5:04 AM
did u walk around an art reception offering persimmons and kaffir limes to people who struck ur fancy or do u socialize normally
my gender is unimpressed by ur blonde/brunette lesbian movie
November 9, 2025 at 8:10 AM
my gender is unimpressed by ur blonde/brunette lesbian movie
instead of discussing how queer tragedy forecloses life maybe we should discuss more on how queer possibility gives life
November 9, 2025 at 5:15 AM
instead of discussing how queer tragedy forecloses life maybe we should discuss more on how queer possibility gives life
STOP BEING WEIRD ABOUT ASIA
November 9, 2025 at 5:15 AM
STOP BEING WEIRD ABOUT ASIA
i actually know this bc i teach the yes men in class 😛
November 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
i actually know this bc i teach the yes men in class 😛