dandy
@contranyms.bsky.social
33. any pronouns. voted most likely to write tentacle porn by the class of 2010.
Pinned
dandy
@contranyms.bsky.social
· Dec 6
howdy! welcome to the newer, bluer version of dandy.
📖 writer (some days)
🪦🕊enjoyer of doves of various conditions
💗steddie and stopper fan
🤬certified hater
🚫minors and antis dni🙅♀️
🧵threads and fics linked below⬇️
📖 writer (some days)
🪦🕊enjoyer of doves of various conditions
💗steddie and stopper fan
🤬certified hater
🚫minors and antis dni🙅♀️
🧵threads and fics linked below⬇️
Reposted by dandy
thing about autism is if you work really hard for many years, you can learn through trial-and-error how to navigate social situations and interpersonal connections SO effectively that people don't really believe you're autistic anymore and resent you for not being perfect at nonverbal communication
November 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
thing about autism is if you work really hard for many years, you can learn through trial-and-error how to navigate social situations and interpersonal connections SO effectively that people don't really believe you're autistic anymore and resent you for not being perfect at nonverbal communication
Reposted by dandy
NSFW #steddie
Steve wasn't sure he'd ever get used to how casual Eddie had become about sex. Gone was the shaky virgin who had stabbed his jagged nails into Steve's tight hole, long replaced by the smoking hot man currently sliding skilled fingers into the heat of his slick hole.
"Like that baby?"
Steve wasn't sure he'd ever get used to how casual Eddie had become about sex. Gone was the shaky virgin who had stabbed his jagged nails into Steve's tight hole, long replaced by the smoking hot man currently sliding skilled fingers into the heat of his slick hole.
"Like that baby?"
November 17, 2025 at 4:26 AM
NSFW #steddie
Steve wasn't sure he'd ever get used to how casual Eddie had become about sex. Gone was the shaky virgin who had stabbed his jagged nails into Steve's tight hole, long replaced by the smoking hot man currently sliding skilled fingers into the heat of his slick hole.
"Like that baby?"
Steve wasn't sure he'd ever get used to how casual Eddie had become about sex. Gone was the shaky virgin who had stabbed his jagged nails into Steve's tight hole, long replaced by the smoking hot man currently sliding skilled fingers into the heat of his slick hole.
"Like that baby?"
i need twt to come back up, the vibes here are horrendous
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
i need twt to come back up, the vibes here are horrendous
Reposted by dandy
hey did you guys know that steve and eddie are in love? like disgustingly in love?
October 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
hey did you guys know that steve and eddie are in love? like disgustingly in love?
Reposted by dandy
Reposted by dandy
Reposted by dandy
Reposted by dandy
Business dinner, part 2
July 28, 2023 at 2:19 PM
Business dinner, part 2
Reposted by dandy
lover boy boy lover
November 15, 2025 at 9:37 AM
lover boy boy lover
Reposted by dandy
Reposted by dandy
mid-thirties, post night out, steve is too hungover for sex so eddie lays a cold compress over steve’s eyes and then jerks off into his chest hair like the gentleman he is
November 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
mid-thirties, post night out, steve is too hungover for sex so eddie lays a cold compress over steve’s eyes and then jerks off into his chest hair like the gentleman he is
Reposted by dandy
steve is free use but he HAS to get a kiss in the first ten seconds or he’s out
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
steve is free use but he HAS to get a kiss in the first ten seconds or he’s out
Reposted by dandy
steve is very, very vocal in bed, moans loudly, whimpers and can't shut up about how good eddie is fucking him, how much he loves eddie's cock, how much he loves eddie, how his cock is hitting just the right spot, he just cannot shut up even when eddie is kissing him or shoving his fingers into
November 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
steve is very, very vocal in bed, moans loudly, whimpers and can't shut up about how good eddie is fucking him, how much he loves eddie's cock, how much he loves eddie, how his cock is hitting just the right spot, he just cannot shut up even when eddie is kissing him or shoving his fingers into
Reposted by dandy
happy wip wednesday have a little snippet eddie pov snippet of the stalker steve fic
November 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
happy wip wednesday have a little snippet eddie pov snippet of the stalker steve fic
Reposted by dandy
eddie, watercolor & pencil 💙
#eddiemunson
#eddiemunson
November 22, 2024 at 6:07 PM
eddie, watercolor & pencil 💙
#eddiemunson
#eddiemunson
Reposted by dandy
April 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Reposted by dandy
steddie from blinking red light, for @cuips-not-cute.bsky.social 🖤
archiveofourown.org/works/53254471
#steddie #nsfw
archiveofourown.org/works/53254471
#steddie #nsfw
April 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
steddie from blinking red light, for @cuips-not-cute.bsky.social 🖤
archiveofourown.org/works/53254471
#steddie #nsfw
archiveofourown.org/works/53254471
#steddie #nsfw
Reposted by dandy
got to play with my crayons this weekend 🫶
#eddiemunson
#eddiemunson
August 31, 2025 at 9:05 PM
got to play with my crayons this weekend 🫶
#eddiemunson
#eddiemunson
Reposted by dandy
you haven't got a prayer
Final part of emflomora's omegaverse kinktober 🌙🦇
Stuck + cnc + breeding
@inflomora.bsky.social
Final part of emflomora's omegaverse kinktober 🌙🦇
Stuck + cnc + breeding
@inflomora.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 10:46 PM
you haven't got a prayer
Final part of emflomora's omegaverse kinktober 🌙🦇
Stuck + cnc + breeding
@inflomora.bsky.social
Final part of emflomora's omegaverse kinktober 🌙🦇
Stuck + cnc + breeding
@inflomora.bsky.social
Reposted by dandy
*sighs dreamily* i love you top eddie munson
November 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
*sighs dreamily* i love you top eddie munson
Reposted by dandy
Spicy commission I got from @valentines910.bsky.social 🔥🔥
CW for consensual somno
#steddie #transsteve #ftmsteve
CW for consensual somno
#steddie #transsteve #ftmsteve
November 22, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Spicy commission I got from @valentines910.bsky.social 🔥🔥
CW for consensual somno
#steddie #transsteve #ftmsteve
CW for consensual somno
#steddie #transsteve #ftmsteve
Reposted by dandy
Cute dorks in love ✨
Steddie kisses for the soul 😌
Steddie kisses for the soul 😌
August 8, 2023 at 1:13 PM
Cute dorks in love ✨
Steddie kisses for the soul 😌
Steddie kisses for the soul 😌
Reposted by dandy
Reposted by dandy
Omega Steve who gives into his more self-destructive impulses after his break-up with Nancy, primarily bending over for any alpha who wants to fuck him. Including grown-ass adults who should know better. But also his drug dealer.
October 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Omega Steve who gives into his more self-destructive impulses after his break-up with Nancy, primarily bending over for any alpha who wants to fuck him. Including grown-ass adults who should know better. But also his drug dealer.
Reposted by dandy
NSFW #steddie
I think i will always love Steve the Masochist who wants to beg at Eddie the Virgin potential sadists feet. He's just so in love with Eddie's wild agressive nature, but Eddie is in fact a BABY when it comes to this kind of stuff.
and Steve is DESPERATE FOR IT.
I think i will always love Steve the Masochist who wants to beg at Eddie the Virgin potential sadists feet. He's just so in love with Eddie's wild agressive nature, but Eddie is in fact a BABY when it comes to this kind of stuff.
and Steve is DESPERATE FOR IT.
September 30, 2025 at 8:31 AM
NSFW #steddie
I think i will always love Steve the Masochist who wants to beg at Eddie the Virgin potential sadists feet. He's just so in love with Eddie's wild agressive nature, but Eddie is in fact a BABY when it comes to this kind of stuff.
and Steve is DESPERATE FOR IT.
I think i will always love Steve the Masochist who wants to beg at Eddie the Virgin potential sadists feet. He's just so in love with Eddie's wild agressive nature, but Eddie is in fact a BABY when it comes to this kind of stuff.
and Steve is DESPERATE FOR IT.