compulsvereader
compulsvereader.bsky.social
compulsvereader
@compulsvereader.bsky.social
20+, she/hers, multi-shipper, SQH is my poor little meow meow. threadfics oftentimes nsfw 🔞. professional binghua converter.
watching columbo for the first time & why is the murder
mystery writer episode so highly rayed when the girlboss from the pilot was far smarter & her crime so well-planned i’m four eps into season 1 & still have yet to see anyone match its genius
December 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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butch liu qingge who keeps fetching sqq's things and offering her a jacket when it's cold and sqq is just like wow liu didi if you were a man you'd be the perfect boyfriend and lqg has just dealt with that for the past several years of their friendship
March 17, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Today is the day! Make some phone calls to Visa and Mastercard if youre able to and keep it going as much as you can muster until monday!
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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there is never enough
November 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
it’s now canon that sqh is the kind of cute that makes straight men rationalize their attraction to him by pointing out how “delicate” & “feminine” he looks for a guy & *shen yuan voice* liking sqh is basically like liking a girl & actually he’s even cuter than most, i mean some, girls—
November 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
i think this might be first time that sy admits sqh is attractive w/o qualifying it by highlighting his sleaziness AND he‘s writing a whole paragraph about how submissive & breedable xf is sy has such a type
[svsss extra wip tl] i just wanted to post this because like. why on earth does shen yuan have the ability to describe twinks so colourfully #svsssspoilers
November 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
just remembered the time i wrote about lbh being so bad at fingering that sqh had to coach him thru it while handcuffed to a headboard. the binghua covid au thread was certainly A Time
November 14, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
i bet mobing were both screaming crying throwing up so hard it took them at least a few days before they realized maybe they should check if their missing husband’s bestie was gone, too. like day five of mbj’s crash out he‘s like wait. maybe qinghua told sqq where he was going
November 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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(back in the cumplane mire) it’s about how lbh willingly and repeatedly chooses to be sy’s stray dog but airplane never does. he doesn’t follow him home. you know?????
November 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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so so so funny that every instance of lbh and mbj having substantial interaction and relationship development happens offscreen. mxtx said don’t worry about that
November 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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#svsssspoilers (jin tl) this keeps making me scream. get his ass shen tang
November 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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November 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Speaking of SVSSS extras!!
Here's an EDITED and TRANSLATED version of the new SVSSS short by Jin.

New sections will be added as it gets translated.

This was shared with permission (thank you @teamune on discord!!)❤️ just wanted to spread the word!

docs.google.com/document/d/1...

#svsssspoilers
System-Enslaved to Translate for Tea (a.k.a. Tea before my deadlines, svsss extras over my essay)
T/N: translating one chapter a day… Progress: Part 1: Reality! 一、现代! Part 2: Binghe! 二、冰河! Part 3: Daily Life! 三、日常! Part 4: Proud Immortal! 四、狂傲! Part 5: Meeting! 五、开会! Part 6: Origin! 六、起源! Part 7: ...
docs.google.com
November 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
sorry i’m one page in & what do you mean sy thinks sqh is too cute to be mean to?!
November 4, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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#svsssspoilers these are the sources I have seen for the new scum villain extras so far (I have not gone to twitter)

machine translation from lewdshizun: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
in-progress fan tl from jin: docs.google.com/document/d/1...
anonymous fan tl of extra #1: pastebin.com/ZvhXSdUp
November 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
we really don’t talk enough about how funny lqg is like he really has to have some sense of comedic timing to just keep shoving the same guy down w/o a word
he really is such a brat (affectionately)
November 4, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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didn’t want to object to this so-called “love” 😭😭😭
November 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
just last week i was in a professor’s office hour saying what’s fun about scum villain is that we haven’t gotten new content in so long we’ve started the fandom equivalent of talking to walls & now mxtx is dropping new extras??? i thought they were a hoax someone on ig reels made up??????
November 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
four years in & i’m finally writing a moshen sex scene.

handwave-y backstory is mbj & lbh frequent clubs w/ ass walls to de-stress. they often share their picks, switching off after each orgasm to keep things fair. this is the first time they’ve been hesitant to switch.
yes, that’s why sy is fine w/ keeping this stranger’s cum plugged up in him. no other reason.

the sex god pats him on the hip & steps away. sy feels a twinge of disappointment. a different buff, hulking figure moves between his legs. oh, another one. he must be popular tonight.
November 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
suspend your disbelief for a moment & imagine. . . sy & sqh in neighboring glory holes. specifically the kind where your bottom half sticks out. sy‘s has him on his back, legs up, like the pillow princess he is & sqh is the traditional ass out, legs spread pose.
October 31, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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You know the scene in ocean's 8 where ann hathaway joins the heist crew bc she doesn't have any female friends and hates book clubs. that's my vision of modern au sha hualing
October 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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sticky situation !
#svsss #cumplane
October 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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this is my new favorite wikipedia article

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yaoi_hole
October 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
this is when sqh created a plan to escape which he then kept pushing it back in favor of getting pounded into next week

“i’ll escape after i suck him off. i can’t leave my king with blue balls!“

“okay maybe after he finishes eating me out”

“……alright i can’t NOT fuck him his dick is massive—“
🔞 as if sensing his thoughts, sqh pulls off with a lewd slurp. he is dew-lashed & red-lipped. mbj’s hips twitch with the effort to not chase after him.

“my king,” he mewls between kitten licks at mbj’s crown. “i want you to knot my mouth.”

mbj blacks out.
September 29, 2025 at 1:19 PM