Compton Scatterbrained
@comptonscatter.bsky.social
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Bad hearing, bad sight, scattered brain. Full of PFAS, but a true believer in radiation hormesis. Why isn't rutile rutilant? I like valence electrons (but K shell too) & deep time.
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Looks like our invasive friend, the Asian hornet.
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dayum that thing looks to be about... my age 😂
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Went on another "applying for PhDs and/or research positions" spree. Knocked out 13 applications in <3 hours...I think the grand total is up to ~60 total applications since July.

BTW, if anyone is looking for a neuroimaging analyst, let me know!!

Here's some lightning from earlier today
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For this reason (r arm is "perfect" and L arm perfect except they roll!) I have been the practice-pincushion for many students back in the day.

Yeah one did stab all the way through so my whole arm was a big hematoma but... felt like I was volunteering to help med students get better!
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Yeah seems that way (so far with the evidence we have)
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Someone (possibly a geochemist, I'd have to look her up again) said "sometimes geology is trying to learn about wheat by studying bread."
(I tend to swap wheat for barley and bread for beer, lol)
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We swapped ozone-destroying refrigerants to forever-chemical greenhouse gasses (yay PFAS!) so actually I guess it *was* hard because we aren't done finding a good refrigerant yet.

I like seeing promotion and reminders of when we fix things but this particular example always grinds my teeth.
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Ugh some students i walked past on campus today were petting a field mouse and while its suuuuper unlikely to get rabies from a mouse DONT PET WILD MAMMALS Y’ALL
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...Or their bodies.

Not a mammal but I also try to keep my kids from petting dead or dying bumblebees. They look sooooo soft but usually crawling with mites that I'd rather my kids didn't spread all over the neighbourhood.
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when you get around to making shirts again I *neeeeed* one that's something like "I ♥️ BIFs" and a rustaculous stripe on it or something.
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The big skepticality seems to stem from the idea that life is difficult to form, only did it once, by crazy chance, after we had a cushy planet.

The fossil/geochem record seems to keep saying it was early, possibly easy, happened multiple times and did "big leaps" often, on a harsh world—I love it!
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...possibly multiple times!

*squeeee*
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It was via Bsky fer sure so you may havr seen it... or even posted it
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and narrated in the background by Don LaFontaine, from the dead
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Oh I love that there's info targetting wheelchair users!
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This was fun reading but the ending felt like it stopped too soon!
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Someone recently wrote sonething called the Boring Billion with the argument that it was a bad name... an article I think. But brain remembers little else :(
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“That name, man,” Riedman says of the boring billion. “We’ve got to kill it. Kill it with fire.”

Gave me a smile to see they interviewed you about your work too.