Author | Lightnews

ComfyPantsNP @comfypantsnp.bsky.social · 14h

He has a wheel but the hamster died.

a hamster is rolling around in a hamster wheel on a pink background .

Alt: a hamster is rolling around in a hamster wheel on a pink background .

media.tenor.com

ComfyPantsNP @comfypantsnp.bsky.social · 14h

][V][

ComfyPantsNP @comfypantsnp.bsky.social · 14h

Go kraken!

1

ComfyPantsNP @comfypantsnp.bsky.social · 14h

Before a concert this weekend, this guy was telling my all about this great pitcher "Max Scherzer". I don't think he expected me to know what he was talking about, but the concert was in Michigan so that should've been his first clue.

2

ComfyPantsNP @comfypantsnp.bsky.social · 15h

rex from toy story is standing in front of a bookshelf and says what

Alt: rex from toy story is standing in front of a bookshelf and says what

media.tenor.com

1 1

Reposted by ComfyPantsNP

🗽LOLGOP🗽 @thefarce.org · 2d

I've given my new Senator a lot of shit on here. But I don't think anyone with power has laid out the stakes of what we're facing as clearly as she does right here.

And if she's saying this, it's because she feels she must.

310 3.6K 8.6K

Reposted by ComfyPantsNP

KNinja @khrisnin.bsky.social · 3d

I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.

720 7K 17K

Reposted by ComfyPantsNP

Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 3d

We have the power to win this election on our ideals.

3 60 270

ComfyPantsNP @comfypantsnp.bsky.social · 3d

I'm glad I didn't have to interview for grad school, just had to prove I could pay the bill. Good luck to him!

1 1

Reposted by ComfyPantsNP

Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 4d

From Detroit to Houghton, Michiganders are saying the same thing: It shouldn't be this hard to get by.

5 67 190

Reposted by ComfyPantsNP

Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 5d

This comes from Brian Allen, who states this is a leaked CPAC press memo reveals the “Third Term Project” is hosting a February 20 event titled “The Case for Presidential Tenure Reform.”

160 1K 2.4K

ComfyPantsNP @comfypantsnp.bsky.social · 4d

Outlook looks like playing cards for some reason

1

ComfyPantsNP @comfypantsnp.bsky.social · 5d

Oh I think they would declare a great injustice if he had to do a non standard one.

ComfyPantsNP @comfypantsnp.bsky.social · 5d

When I worked at a pulmonologist office we had a 200 person waiting list and the most common complaint was cough. You have rule out any meds they take, environmental allergies, or acid reflux that could all cause a cough. So many people have an idiopathic cough.

ComfyPantsNP @comfypantsnp.bsky.social · 5d

The #1 &#2 reason why he doesn't need a ballroom

5

ComfyPantsNP @comfypantsnp.bsky.social · 5d

I have given so many of these tests over the years, I joke that I'll be completely demented and pass because I have it memorized. Red Daisy Church velvet face.

1

ComfyPantsNP @comfypantsnp.bsky.social · 5d

I have aunts who aren't related to me at all. That's how family works.

3

ComfyPantsNP @comfypantsnp.bsky.social · 6d

People without health concerns don't get MRIs.

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 7d

Reporter: Did you get an MRI?

Trump: I did. I got an MRI. It was perfect. Yeah… nobody has given you reports like I have given you. The doctors said some of the best reports they have ever seen.