Paul M
@colinzeal.bsky.social
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![[Scene is a GUY on the top of an unlit bonfire. A CROW is sitting on his outstreched arm.]
GUY:
This is so messed up.
GUY:
I was really looking forward to this party.
GUY:
I mean, you don't expect it, do you?
CROW:
Expect what
GUY:
Well like, you spend all day with your friends getting dressed up for a nice party,
GUY:
And when you get there you find out they've only invited you as an effigy of a 17th century terrorist!
CROW:
That is rude.
GUY:
It's *weird*.
CROW:
Yeah
CROW:
It's almost like... *Wicker Man-ish*.
GUY:
It's very Wicker Man!
GUY:
It really is a lot like that film.
CROW:
Don't worry.
CROW:
It's probably just like a folk-horror themed soirée or something
[Silent panels as the crow looks down at the guy's feet, off-scene].
CROW:
Oop.
[Silent pause. We se a flicker of light begin to grow at the base of the guy's feet].
CROW:
Nope
CROW:
Yeah they really are going to burn you.
GUY:
YOU WEIRD PAGAN SHITS
[Crow flies off]
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Next year we'll be as far from Three Lions as Euro 96 was from the World Cup that England won.
August 18, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Next year we'll be as far from Three Lions as Euro 96 was from the World Cup that England won.
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Happy Twin Peaks Day, my friends ☕️
February 24, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Happy Twin Peaks Day, my friends ☕️
If you see this post a fictional artist/band that you would love to see live
January 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
If you see this post a fictional artist/band that you would love to see live
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1/ So, where were we? Oh yep, #duvetknowitschristmas. Firstly, some admin: Twitter/X has evidently been run into the ground by a preening, self-radicalised clot, so while there's a slim possibility that this annual celebration might be thriving over there, I won't know cos I won't be looking.
December 24, 2024 at 7:32 PM
1/ So, where were we? Oh yep, #duvetknowitschristmas. Firstly, some admin: Twitter/X has evidently been run into the ground by a preening, self-radicalised clot, so while there's a slim possibility that this annual celebration might be thriving over there, I won't know cos I won't be looking.
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, or the breeders.
October 16, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, or the breeders.
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #221,365!
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September 16, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #221,365!
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Making sure everyone has read Kate Wagner’s absolutely terrific — like a genuinely all-time, Grantland, SBN-in-its-heyday, talk about it 10 years later-style joy to read — F1 article that was mysteriously removed from the Road & Track website shortly after publication web.archive.org/web/20240301...
Behind F1's Velvet Curtain
If you wanted to turn someone into a socialist you could do it in about an hour by taking them for a spin around the paddock of a Formula 1 race. The kind of money I saw will haunt me forever.
web.archive.org
March 5, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Making sure everyone has read Kate Wagner’s absolutely terrific — like a genuinely all-time, Grantland, SBN-in-its-heyday, talk about it 10 years later-style joy to read — F1 article that was mysteriously removed from the Road & Track website shortly after publication web.archive.org/web/20240301...
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I think before we get too caught up in what Bluesky should or shouldn’t be we should soberly acknowledge what it is: a retirement home for 2000s forum millennials
February 8, 2024 at 10:21 PM
I think before we get too caught up in what Bluesky should or shouldn’t be we should soberly acknowledge what it is: a retirement home for 2000s forum millennials
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You'd think a Klingon Bird of Prey would have a cloacing device
December 4, 2023 at 4:58 PM
You'd think a Klingon Bird of Prey would have a cloacing device