colinstu
@colinstu.birdbutt.com
Feral Bald Eagle, 33 M Pan He/him/they/them.
Mostly on Mastodon at https://birdbutt.com/@colinstu & more links there!
Mostly on Mastodon at https://birdbutt.com/@colinstu & more links there!
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colinstu
@colinstu.birdbutt.com
· May 3
Eaglebutt (@[email protected])
791 Posts, 61 Following, 77 Followers · Bald Eagle, been in the fandom since 2006. Numerous hobbies but can’t keep up with any of them. Chicken dad. Happily married. What do people put in bios?
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Huh. Got an invite. Yeah I guess I’ll make an account. Mastodon is my home in the meantime.
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This bird’s greed delights me
December 4, 2025 at 11:13 AM
This bird’s greed delights me
How do you fanboy on someone without spooking them?
December 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
How do you fanboy on someone without spooking them?
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Almost forgot to make myself a holiday season icon! ✨❄️🪶
December 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Almost forgot to make myself a holiday season icon! ✨❄️🪶
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August 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Been on a mustelid fixation lately so here’s an otter. And a merganser. I only know Banjo and Kazooie from fan art but kinda like the vibes.
December 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Been on a mustelid fixation lately so here’s an otter. And a merganser. I only know Banjo and Kazooie from fan art but kinda like the vibes.
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December 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Me 'n' the goons on our way to fight the Paintress
December 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Me 'n' the goons on our way to fight the Paintress
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How is anyone still on that steaming pile of garbage.
it should probably be a bigger story that the richest man on earth and leading Republican is a fucking Nazi
media needs to stop beating around the bush. this is Nazi shit.
media needs to stop beating around the bush. this is Nazi shit.
December 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
How is anyone still on that steaming pile of garbage.
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Genuine insanity. Let's hurt children because were transphobic.
If you buy Harry Potter related stuff, just go away. Your purchases support harming children and as much as i dislike children, I won't tolerate it.
If you buy Harry Potter related stuff, just go away. Your purchases support harming children and as much as i dislike children, I won't tolerate it.
i hope every single person who still buys harry potter merch or engages with that franchise is happy that they're literally making girl guides cry
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
girl guides uk have been forced very much against their will to exclude trans girls. full statement is here: www.girlguiding.org.uk/information-...
December 3, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Genuine insanity. Let's hurt children because were transphobic.
If you buy Harry Potter related stuff, just go away. Your purchases support harming children and as much as i dislike children, I won't tolerate it.
If you buy Harry Potter related stuff, just go away. Your purchases support harming children and as much as i dislike children, I won't tolerate it.
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These avian therian decals turned out great! I have 6 colors, including 3 chrome ✨ variants like you see here. I create these myself in-house. Stop by my booth at #furfest2025 to check em out! ❤️
December 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM
These avian therian decals turned out great! I have 6 colors, including 3 chrome ✨ variants like you see here. I create these myself in-house. Stop by my booth at #furfest2025 to check em out! ❤️
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"but AI uses less water than golf courses!!!"
yeah. get rid of golf courses too tbh, especially in places like deserts
yeah. get rid of golf courses too tbh, especially in places like deserts
December 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
"but AI uses less water than golf courses!!!"
yeah. get rid of golf courses too tbh, especially in places like deserts
yeah. get rid of golf courses too tbh, especially in places like deserts
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Every time this joke shows up in cartoons, it's always the absolute best.
December 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Every time this joke shows up in cartoons, it's always the absolute best.
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Collective Slop Bowl Fumes
December 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Collective Slop Bowl Fumes
Folks reminiscing about Panera, Noodles and Company.
Me: those places were EVER any fucking good?
They were marginal then and they’ve since raced to the bottom even harder.
At least it’s painfully obvious now.
Me: those places were EVER any fucking good?
They were marginal then and they’ve since raced to the bottom even harder.
At least it’s painfully obvious now.
December 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Folks reminiscing about Panera, Noodles and Company.
Me: those places were EVER any fucking good?
They were marginal then and they’ve since raced to the bottom even harder.
At least it’s painfully obvious now.
Me: those places were EVER any fucking good?
They were marginal then and they’ve since raced to the bottom even harder.
At least it’s painfully obvious now.
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I hate slow kit/zoom lenses.
They’re the manufactured ewaste of the photography world.
They’re the manufactured ewaste of the photography world.
December 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I hate slow kit/zoom lenses.
They’re the manufactured ewaste of the photography world.
They’re the manufactured ewaste of the photography world.
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Yolo often stands with his little back toes crossed, which I find ridiculously cute!
You can see vultures don't have bulky feet and talons built for grasping/carrying like other raptors. Their more chicken-like feet are meant for bracing on food to pull at it with their powerful beaks, instead.
You can see vultures don't have bulky feet and talons built for grasping/carrying like other raptors. Their more chicken-like feet are meant for bracing on food to pull at it with their powerful beaks, instead.
December 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Yolo often stands with his little back toes crossed, which I find ridiculously cute!
You can see vultures don't have bulky feet and talons built for grasping/carrying like other raptors. Their more chicken-like feet are meant for bracing on food to pull at it with their powerful beaks, instead.
You can see vultures don't have bulky feet and talons built for grasping/carrying like other raptors. Their more chicken-like feet are meant for bracing on food to pull at it with their powerful beaks, instead.
Am I crazy? I swore there was a movie or show where someone messes up idioms (either on accident or on purpose) and says “your ass is glass” (instead of grass).
What am I thinking of? Or is this an original dumb idea?
Akin to like in BTTF where Biff says “make like a tree and get outta here”
What am I thinking of? Or is this an original dumb idea?
Akin to like in BTTF where Biff says “make like a tree and get outta here”
December 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Am I crazy? I swore there was a movie or show where someone messes up idioms (either on accident or on purpose) and says “your ass is glass” (instead of grass).
What am I thinking of? Or is this an original dumb idea?
Akin to like in BTTF where Biff says “make like a tree and get outta here”
What am I thinking of? Or is this an original dumb idea?
Akin to like in BTTF where Biff says “make like a tree and get outta here”