Holly
@coldandabsurd.bsky.social
thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin
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Holly
@coldandabsurd.bsky.social
· Nov 18
Reposting this thread from Twitter so I can continue it by the next episode. A haiku for each episode of the original version of #Taskmaster . If you find this annoying blame those who encouraged it.
Found out the cafe from Fried Green Tomatoes is 1) real and 2) on my route between Kentucky and Florida
November 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Found out the cafe from Fried Green Tomatoes is 1) real and 2) on my route between Kentucky and Florida
Saw a candle I wanted, saw it was $50, felt like I was in a dril tweet. Is $50 a standard candle price in 2025, I’m out of the candle game
November 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Saw a candle I wanted, saw it was $50, felt like I was in a dril tweet. Is $50 a standard candle price in 2025, I’m out of the candle game
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Also, Hegseth is coming for Sen. Mark Kelly because he reminded troops that they have a duty not to commit crimes *like this one*
Making an appropriately big deal out of this blunts that attack and demonstrates the need for what Kelly and company did.
Making an appropriately big deal out of this blunts that attack and demonstrates the need for what Kelly and company did.
November 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Also, Hegseth is coming for Sen. Mark Kelly because he reminded troops that they have a duty not to commit crimes *like this one*
Making an appropriately big deal out of this blunts that attack and demonstrates the need for what Kelly and company did.
Making an appropriately big deal out of this blunts that attack and demonstrates the need for what Kelly and company did.
Pack it up gang internet is closed
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Pack it up gang internet is closed
I was talking to my grandmother yesterday and she was telling me about how when kids in her class turned 16 they started driving the school bus and bringing everyone else. It’s a miracle my family line survives
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I was talking to my grandmother yesterday and she was telling me about how when kids in her class turned 16 they started driving the school bus and bringing everyone else. It’s a miracle my family line survives
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"This sowing of mistrust in our relationship with media is... a huge effect of this synthetic media moment we’re in..."
“I’ve been thinking about ways to refuse it, and the simplest, dumbest way to do that is to only search before 2022.”
Something to try out and be thankful for this year!
#Pinks
“I’ve been thinking about ways to refuse it, and the simplest, dumbest way to do that is to only search before 2022.”
Something to try out and be thankful for this year!
#Pinks
'Slop Evader' Lets You Surf the Web Like It’s 2022
Artist Tega Brain is fighting the internet’s enshittification by turning back the clock to before ChatGPT existed.
www.404media.co
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
"This sowing of mistrust in our relationship with media is... a huge effect of this synthetic media moment we’re in..."
“I’ve been thinking about ways to refuse it, and the simplest, dumbest way to do that is to only search before 2022.”
Something to try out and be thankful for this year!
#Pinks
“I’ve been thinking about ways to refuse it, and the simplest, dumbest way to do that is to only search before 2022.”
Something to try out and be thankful for this year!
#Pinks
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
hearing Osgood Perkins tell Brett Goldstein that Johnny Knoxville is the greatest American entertainer was a gift to me personally
November 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
hearing Osgood Perkins tell Brett Goldstein that Johnny Knoxville is the greatest American entertainer was a gift to me personally
I try not to engage with rage bait but honestly it’s nice to have everyone mad at a list of comedy movies instead of at the imminent collapse of society
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!
variety.com/lists/best-c...
variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I try not to engage with rage bait but honestly it’s nice to have everyone mad at a list of comedy movies instead of at the imminent collapse of society
Tag yourself I’m “Chekhov’s giant hole”
After a run in with our hosting service, episode 105, FRANKENSTEIN, is alive ⚡
First half completely spoiler free!
Listen and watch:
open.spotify.com/episode/1Bqn...
First half completely spoiler free!
Listen and watch:
open.spotify.com/episode/1Bqn...
Frankenstein (2025) - Half Spoiler Free - 106
Spotify video
open.spotify.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Tag yourself I’m “Chekhov’s giant hole”
No matter what choices you make, whatever details you alter, we will always end up here.
November 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
No matter what choices you make, whatever details you alter, we will always end up here.
Hello this is Cake, Popcorn, Chips and Pie
November 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Hello this is Cake, Popcorn, Chips and Pie
The Warrens were likely awful people and the Conjuring franchise lost its spark several installments ago but Vera Farmiga and Patrick Wilson are so charming it’s still easy to watch them even when they’re not given much to work with
November 23, 2025 at 4:57 AM
The Warrens were likely awful people and the Conjuring franchise lost its spark several installments ago but Vera Farmiga and Patrick Wilson are so charming it’s still easy to watch them even when they’re not given much to work with
Incorporating “y’allidarity” into my vocabulary this instant
November 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Incorporating “y’allidarity” into my vocabulary this instant
I’ve said this before but film distributors that leave long gaps between releasing in different countries are murdering their box office draw. I love to support cinema but the average person isn’t going to spend $25 to see something they could have watched online three months ago.
November 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I’ve said this before but film distributors that leave long gaps between releasing in different countries are murdering their box office draw. I love to support cinema but the average person isn’t going to spend $25 to see something they could have watched online three months ago.
Mamdani is charming and everything but the only thing I can grasp at to explain that meeting is that no one has ever acted like a normal person around Trump so he found that in itself so novel and incredible he got heart-eyes
November 22, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Mamdani is charming and everything but the only thing I can grasp at to explain that meeting is that no one has ever acted like a normal person around Trump so he found that in itself so novel and incredible he got heart-eyes
There is nothing my cat loves more than staring into the dark abyss behind the washing machine.
November 20, 2025 at 11:42 AM
There is nothing my cat loves more than staring into the dark abyss behind the washing machine.
Tempted to bump this book a star rating for how flat it lays without effort
November 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Tempted to bump this book a star rating for how flat it lays without effort
A man here was arrested today for stealing a forklift which he then used to steal an ATM.
November 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
A man here was arrested today for stealing a forklift which he then used to steal an ATM.
Just watched KPop Demon Hunters and why did no one tell me— oh you did try actually my bad
November 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Just watched KPop Demon Hunters and why did no one tell me— oh you did try actually my bad
What’s your lowest stakes pet peeve, mine is people who claim they got a dramatically shorter haircut but you can’t tell a difference
November 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
What’s your lowest stakes pet peeve, mine is people who claim they got a dramatically shorter haircut but you can’t tell a difference
Johnny Knoxville getting married by John Waters, peace is restored to the universe
November 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Johnny Knoxville getting married by John Waters, peace is restored to the universe
Hello this is Mango
November 16, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Hello this is Mango
Does anyone know how long @thegooddotstore.bsky.social has carried Blooming Wild Black? I got a sample pack right when they started making tea but just got another and don’t remember this one 😍
November 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Does anyone know how long @thegooddotstore.bsky.social has carried Blooming Wild Black? I got a sample pack right when they started making tea but just got another and don’t remember this one 😍
Started playing Animal Crossing for the first time in years and spent weeks straight on trying to get the materials to make a golden head
November 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Started playing Animal Crossing for the first time in years and spent weeks straight on trying to get the materials to make a golden head