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Hollyween 👻
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thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin
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Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · Nov 18
Reposting this thread from Twitter so I can continue it by the next episode. A haiku for each episode of the original version of #Taskmaster . If you find this annoying blame those who encouraged it.
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Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 1d
I get more of those from London and Edinburgh than anywhere in Florida 😂
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Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 1d
Buying tickets directly from a venue is practically being given money in comparison.
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Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 1d
fuck Ticketmaster forever but got tickets for Jax ❤️
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Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 2d
Doctor Sleep!
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Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 2d
Mae Martin with three dates within a reasonable distance of me
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Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 2d
You’ve been burned by the food aversion introduction before.
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Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 2d
You can take sexual content off every platform on earth but people will always be horny freaks
A tweet from @evafromgaming comparing a leaking battery to an orgasm
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Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 2d
Hello this is Mochi
A small gray tabby cat in a cat-sized hut.
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Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 3d
Ok targeted ads settle down
a cat in sunglasses telling me to get tested for autism
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Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 3d
I’d absolutely kill for only 26 weeks of it.
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Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 3d
We appreciate the lack of jeopardy in whatever sectors we can find it.
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shino @shino054.bsky.social · 3d
24th anniversary
#aceattorney
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ntnParasox @ntnparasox.bsky.social · 3d
Because I WANT community, to engage with others, to socialize with folks I've met online. I DON'T want to sell our conversations. I don't want to sell our interests. I don't want to sell my friends out. I don't want to sell my personhood.

I don't want to put people at risk. This shit is wrong.
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Derek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 4d
You can’t hate fascists and use AI slop generators. They’re the same thing: total destruction of truth at scale.
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Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 3d
Ugh I know the every problem creates more problems vet dance well. Hope you both can get some relief soon!
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Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 3d
The ending is going to hit harder.
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Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 3d
I just started the Off Menu with Gillian Anderson and wandered into a shop and immediately found this
A keychain with a stylized chibi Dana Scully in her iconic windbreaker from the episode Darkness Falls, looking angry. Gillian Anderson as Dana Scully in her iconic windbreaker from the episode Darkness Falls
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Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 4d
It’s dangerous to mentally rebrand retail therapy as supporting local businesses
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Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 4d
Noah Reid being in Lestat’s band, season 3 will be unstoppable
Post from Instagram of a Polaroid-style shot of Noah Reid cast announcement for The Vampire Lestat. Captioned “in the role of Larry”
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Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 4d
Started watching Hacks. Can’t go anywhere
Screenshot from Hacks season 2 premiere. A poster is behind the two leads advertising a UFC fight, Damas vs. Padalecki.
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TrustedReveler @trustedreveler.bsky.social · 7d
LA: we will fight you.

Chicago: we will fight you.

PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.
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Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 5d
Probably indicative that my relationship with work has been very unhealthy lately that two people I cared about died this week and that didn’t even have time to get mentioned in my psychiatrist appointment
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Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 5d
When I got offered a salaried job with like twice the amount of paid time off I used to get but now it’s impossible to ever take it 🤡
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Hollyween 👻 @coldandabsurd.bsky.social · 5d
Do real sports fans get annoyed at the popularity of the Savannah Bananas or are they on board