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Dr. Colby
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Happy Birthday to Dick Van Dyke, about whom I have a story. My dad was a bartender at the bar that used to be midway up the Hyatt in Louisville in the 80s, and he served DVD. Guy was a huge DICK to the kitchen staff throwing a fit about them needing to grind a filet mignon into a burger for him.
December 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I hate those polo shirts
December 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I think I value this rivalry less than most people do.
December 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
#MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @therealjoebob123.bsky.social

Me: I want General Zod!

Mom: We have General Zod at home

General Zod at home:
December 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
This looks like it would be a fun Gamora movie
Look out. #Supergirl lands in theaters June 26.
December 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
no basketball during the week
a black and white photo of a boy wearing a scarf and a jacket .
ALT: a black and white photo of a boy wearing a scarf and a jacket .
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Best path is to win every game, so we should just do that
December 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I always really enjoy beating Indiana not because I consider them any sort of rival or respect them as a program; indeed it’s about a team being put in their place which is what our job is every night.
December 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I don’t like to throw the phrase “poverty program” around, but come on
December 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Just not interested in winning tonight.
December 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I feel like this is a Kenny Payne proximity problem
December 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I guess my biggest complaint would be that we look like shit
December 4, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Are we trying to win or throw this game for motivation?
December 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Reposted by Dr. Colby
If JK Rowling herself doesn't separate her art from her transphobia, and has said she sees every Harry Potter fan as a fan of her transphobia, and uses every dollar she makes to fund transphobia, I need people to stop insisting they "separate art from artist" because it's beyond disingenuous atp
December 2, 2025 at 3:25 PM
[Googles Will Stein]
December 2, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Take your clothes off; I'll be back in two minutes.

also

If you need a blood transfusion, something has gone horribly wrong.
“FUCKING EPIC! (Derogatory)”
December 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Miller Boss or something
November 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Useful tape and a W
November 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Kasean Pryor is 5 fouls and a can-do attitude
November 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
with all due respect, it is basketball season
November 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Anyone else really mad we’re not gonna break 100?
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Reposted by Dr. Colby
I might let an urchin eat me.
If we break 100 and beat Kentucky - will @markennis.bsky.social consume a live sea urchin?
November 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM