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The Red Giraffe Video in my town had a cardboard cutout of Freddy Kruger in the horror section, which was the back wall. If you looked down one of the aisles, you had a clear video of him standing at the end. Always scared the shit out of me as a kid.
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

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It can only Doom happen @colbywankenobi.bsky.social · 10d

#Peacemaker season 2 intros be like:
#GoCards

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It can only Doom happen @colbywankenobi.bsky.social · 13d

Does Jeff Brohm want to go to Cincinnati or?

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It can only Doom happen @colbywankenobi.bsky.social · 14d

@therealjoebob123.bsky.social Welcome to the resistance #thelastdrivein #mutantfam

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It can only Doom happen @colbywankenobi.bsky.social · 14d

ok, you win

It can only Doom happen @colbywankenobi.bsky.social · 14d

This is not the snuff film you're looking for.

#thelastdrivein #mutantfam

@darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @therealjoebob123.bsky.social

a man with a beard is wearing a hooded jacket and talking on a cell phone .

ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a hooded jacket and talking on a cell phone .

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It can only Doom happen @colbywankenobi.bsky.social · 14d

I don't know if this is true.

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It can only Doom happen @colbywankenobi.bsky.social · 14d

She's going through the 10 stages of injury like my 2-year-old daughter. Number 9 is run around with a blanket over you like you can't be seen if covered.

#Thelastdrivein #mutantfam

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It can only Doom happen @colbywankenobi.bsky.social · 14d

@darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
#doubleentendre

a close up of a man with a beard says hello there

ALT: a close up of a man with a beard says hello there

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It can only Doom happen @colbywankenobi.bsky.social · 15d

Do I submit a second script? 🤔

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It can only Doom happen @colbywankenobi.bsky.social · 25d

The rapture but you still gotta use that shrimp in the freezer before you go.

Spring-Heeled Dr. Jack Skellington @skullsneuro.bsky.social · 25d

The rapture but there are only stale graham crackers in the line while you wait.

TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social · 25d

The Rapture, but elevator muzak plays the entire way up.

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Vitamin Bee 🐝 @vitaminpac1.bsky.social · 25d

Just in: the people who cherry pick the Bible are cherry picking data. More on this at 9

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It can only Doom happen @colbywankenobi.bsky.social · 27d

Fuck it. Evil Dead 2.

It can only Doom happen @colbywankenobi.bsky.social · 27d

@jamesgunn.bsky.social I’ve seen Michael Rooker on Rosenbaum‘s podcast. I’m assuming that’s Rooker’s actual gun.

It can only Doom happen @colbywankenobi.bsky.social · Sep 6

This looks oddly like Star Trek TOS to me

It can only Doom happen @colbywankenobi.bsky.social · Sep 6

Where did he come from, nobody knows,
Long black cape and his coffin shows,
Creeping ‘round midnight, fingernails grow,
Everybody’s running from Coffin Joe!

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It can only Doom happen @colbywankenobi.bsky.social · Sep 6

At the church door, folks cry and pray,
He laughs at the cross, won’t look away,
Searching for a bride ‘til break of day,
If you hear him coming, best not stay.

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It can only Doom happen @colbywankenobi.bsky.social · Sep 6

Graveyard nights, he’s digging away,
Looking for a woman to carry his name,
Top hat gleaming, eyes full of flame,
He’ll haunt your dreams till you go insane.

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