Colby’s Big Banana 🍌
@colbymaddox.bsky.social
🍌 20-something gay dude living in Seattle 🍌 My fiancé says I’m adorably nerdy, kinda feral & occasionally funny 🍌 Fave things: the Robins, Star Wars, national parks, whisky, waffles & trains 🍌 Here to share superhero memes, general geekiness & NSFW posts 🍌
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The countdown has begun… July 18, 2026, in the middle of a forest on the Olympic Peninsula, I’m gonna marry that Very Special Gingerboi.
Nude tree decorating... as Jesus intended
December 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Nude tree decorating... as Jesus intended
Breakfast is served
December 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Breakfast is served
Meanwhile, at the urinals
December 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Meanwhile, at the urinals
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In case he’s reading this, let me explain “affordability” to Trump: shit is really expensive if you’re not receiving millions in bribes every fucking day
December 9, 2025 at 2:19 AM
In case he’s reading this, let me explain “affordability” to Trump: shit is really expensive if you’re not receiving millions in bribes every fucking day
Wakin' in a winter wonderland
December 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Wakin' in a winter wonderland
Meanwhile, at the urinals
December 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Meanwhile, at the urinals
What happens in detention stays in detention
December 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
What happens in detention stays in detention
Meanwhile, at the urinals
December 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Meanwhile, at the urinals
Twink Tush Trio
December 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Twink Tush Trio
Flannel season has arrived in the Pacific Northwest.
a man in a plaid shirt is standing in front of a brick building .
ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is standing in front of a brick building .
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Flannel season has arrived in the Pacific Northwest.
Meanwhile, at the urinals
December 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Meanwhile, at the urinals
Saturday morning gingersnaps
December 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Saturday morning gingersnaps
"Tis the season
December 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
"Tis the season
Meanwhile, at the urinals
December 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Meanwhile, at the urinals
Welcome to Dick Slip Thursday!
December 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Welcome to Dick Slip Thursday!
Meanwhile, at the urinals
December 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Meanwhile, at the urinals
Congratulations to my Very Special Gingerboi, who has gotten an Early Decision offer from his first choice law school, to start Fall 2026. My fiancé is not only cute as fuck, he's also brilliant... but I knew that already!
kermit the frog is dancing in front of a red curtain and saying hooray .
ALT: kermit the frog is dancing in front of a red curtain and saying hooray .
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Congratulations to my Very Special Gingerboi, who has gotten an Early Decision offer from his first choice law school, to start Fall 2026. My fiancé is not only cute as fuck, he's also brilliant... but I knew that already!
Breakfast is served
December 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Breakfast is served
Meanwhile, at the urinals
December 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Meanwhile, at the urinals
Breakfast is served
December 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Breakfast is served
Meanwhile, at the urinals
December 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Meanwhile, at the urinals
'Tis the season
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
'Tis the season