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Colby’s Big Banana 🍌

@colbymaddox.bsky.social

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🍌 20-something guy living in Seattle with the man I love 🍌 Beard, otter-ish, intact, mostly a top… if you care 🍌 My fiancé says I’m adorably nerdy, kinda feral & occasionally funny 🍌 Expect superhero memes, general geekiness & way too many NSFW posts 🍌

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Colby’s Big Banana 🍌 @colbymaddox.bsky.social · Jul 18

The countdown has begun… July 18, 2026, in the middle of a forest on the Olympic Peninsula, I’m gonna marry that Very Special Gingerboi.

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Colby’s Big Banana 🍌 @colbymaddox.bsky.social · 2h

Today's Dick Pic

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"Duuuude... come on! These edibles are making me sooo bottom-horny!"

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Meanwhile, at the urinals

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 2d

ICYMI: “And now, a response from the leader of the frog resistance...” 🐸 🎵 #Colbert

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Mike Johnson should be in jail.

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Super-twunks

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Breakfast is served

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Adelita for Congress @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social · 1d

Speaker Johnson, you ready to swear me in?

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It has to be illegal to refuse to swear her in. Mike Johnson needs to be arrested.

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So they've been discussing Project 2025, huh?

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Dad! You said you'd warn me next time."

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Colby’s Big Banana 🍌 @colbymaddox.bsky.social · 2d

As Abraham Lincoln said, “Don’t believe everything you read on the Internet.”

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The Borowitz Report @borowitzreport.bsky.social · 2d

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Colby’s Big Banana 🍌 @colbymaddox.bsky.social · 2d

If you want something grittier than fukn Music Man, I suggest: Hedwig and the Angry Inch, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Sweeny Todd, Little Shop of Horrors, Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog, and Spring Awakening. Stage versions of all are WAY better than the film adaptions.