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Aussie, Arsenal, Chicken Saté
This Channel 7 coverage for The Ashes is so shit. Just shut up for one second! We don't need constant bullshit "banter" and pointless graphics!
And Ponting is a dick. Loves the sound of his own voice too much.
December 7, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Congratulations to Trump on winning the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence
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December 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Tired legs, injuries, and no consequences for any of the "dark arts" deployed by Villa. The game was against us.
That's a pretty painful loss, but it's not the end of the world. Need some R&R this week though, because that was a horrible performance.
#COYG
December 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Fuck
Off
December 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM
YYYYYYYEEEEEESSSSS STINA!!!!
#COYG
I would much prefer Russo up top and KCC on the field than Blackstenius right now, but I am fully aware that Stina will possibly make this post look ridiculous within the next few minutes.
December 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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I would much prefer Russo up top and KCC on the field than Blackstenius right now, but I am fully aware that Stina will possibly make this post look ridiculous within the next few minutes.
December 6, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I would much prefer Russo up top and KCC on the field than Blackstenius right now, but I am fully aware that Stina will possibly make this post look ridiculous within the next few minutes.
December 6, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Bit harsh for Foord there I think.
December 6, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Well... Fuck.
December 6, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Ah well, there's always tomorrow. Let's get the win tonight for Arsenal to kick it off! #COYG
Looking for a win in the ashes before the Arsenal game starts! 💪🤞
December 6, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Looking for a win in the ashes before the Arsenal game starts! 💪🤞
December 6, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I wasn't excited for this world cup, and didn't bother watching the draw. I haven't looked who Australia will play, but seeing that orange fuckwit being awarded a "Peace Prize" by fifas sycophant limp chicken sausage president has killed all interest.

Injury watch for Arsenal players will be it.
December 6, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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What an obsequious, toadying, servile, brown-nosing, corrupt little cunt Gianni Infantino is.

The FIFA 'peace prize' is the most cringe-worthy, pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life.

Football deserves better than this travesty of a ceremony and ruling body.
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Arsenal have 0 goals and just 1.2 xG from set plays out of 9 goals and 6.82 xG total from the last 4 Premier League matches.

Is Arsenal becoming too reliant on open play?
December 4, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I hope the cricket is still on when I finish work.
For context, I am in Australia and it's a day/night test. And it's the first day. But it's England.
December 4, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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The more I look at their goal, the more I think Enzo was technically offside. He's ahead of the defenders and the ball when Chalobah heads it, he tries to play the ball, and he challenges with Mosquera. By the rules that means he interferes with play. Did they actually check it?
November 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I missed the game, but the number of "second yellow" posts vs the fact we still had 11 on the pitch means we must have been pretty disciplined on one front at least.
Oh well, I'll console myself with top of CL, and clear by 5 on top of PL.
Might just catch the highlights of this one though.
#COYG
November 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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I think about this tweet a lot
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Does any professional footballer in the game today regret their signing as much as Xavi Simmons?
November 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
@profanity.accountant reckons I have zero swears when I replied. Let's see if it works better this way, or if it knows I am Aussie and there's no such thing as swearing.
November 29, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I am subscribed to the PL calendar. It's useful and reminds me when games are on.
They added a fucking entry to the Black fucking Friday fucking sales. Wtf??!? Fuck right off with that shit!
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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..aaand they've reestablished it, after being reminded this is the 21st century
The Australian Bar Association Council has shut down its Diversity & Inclusion Committee, presumably because the problem has been fixed. Isn't that nice.
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Serious question: in this form, and with the performances of the last 18ish months in CL and PL, what would he go for now?
Zubimendi has probably put another 50M on big Decs asking price this season alone.
Time for a new Decko chant, btw. "We got him half price" is beginning to look insulting.
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Might leave this notification there for a while to help me through my work day.
November 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Man, imagine the narrative right now if that Liverpool goal hit the post.
November 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM