Eryn (coffeelock paints)
@coffeelock.bsky.social
they/them • I paint #miniatures • #BattleTech Pride Anthology 2024, as Ryn Mackie • Commissions OPEN
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I mentioned before that my commissions are open again but neglected to include a sample of my work. Behold! DM if you want to commission me or even just chat. #miniatures #battletech #halo #flashpoint
Brought to you by the same type of guy who insists that Greek and Roman statues were never painted, because the elegance of white marble appeals to his modern sensibilities.
Every single shot I see from Nolan’s Odyssey is more outrageous than the previous one.
We have SO MANY iconographic evidence of what Greeks (Achaeans, Mycenaeans, Minoans) wore at that time and it is so cool and so gorgeous… such a shame.
Boring shapeless American vs badass bejeweled Greek
We have SO MANY iconographic evidence of what Greeks (Achaeans, Mycenaeans, Minoans) wore at that time and it is so cool and so gorgeous… such a shame.
Boring shapeless American vs badass bejeweled Greek
December 2, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Brought to you by the same type of guy who insists that Greek and Roman statues were never painted, because the elegance of white marble appeals to his modern sensibilities.
SO... I LIED 🙊 I CHEATED 😈 I BRIBED 💸 🤑 A MAN 👨 TO COVER THE CRIMES 🤫 🕵️🙈 OF OTHER MEN. I AM AN ACCESSORY TO MURDER 🗡️ 🗡️ 🗡️ 💀 💦 BUT THE MOST DAMNING 👿 👿 👿 THING OF ALL... I CAN LIVE 🏠 WITH IT 💯 🤣
December 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
SO... I LIED 🙊 I CHEATED 😈 I BRIBED 💸 🤑 A MAN 👨 TO COVER THE CRIMES 🤫 🕵️🙈 OF OTHER MEN. I AM AN ACCESSORY TO MURDER 🗡️ 🗡️ 🗡️ 💀 💦 BUT THE MOST DAMNING 👿 👿 👿 THING OF ALL... I CAN LIVE 🏠 WITH IT 💯 🤣
We should bring back wassailing. The true meaning of Christmas is bullying the super wealthy.
December 2, 2025 at 4:47 AM
We should bring back wassailing. The true meaning of Christmas is bullying the super wealthy.
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If you're looking to support a small business on Small Business Saturday, check out @adastragames.com. We make award winning space and key combat boardgames!
And, you feed my cat!
And, you feed my cat!
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Ad Astra Games produces games – science fiction, air combat, and even little RPGs. Many of our games, following from Attack Vector: Tactical through Birds of Prey and Squadron Strike, use 3D movement....
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November 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
If you're looking to support a small business on Small Business Saturday, check out @adastragames.com. We make award winning space and key combat boardgames!
And, you feed my cat!
And, you feed my cat!
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you smile so wide, I can see the sides
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
you smile so wide, I can see the sides
Hey I think I'm done with posting about current events. If you follow me, you're probably already aware. And hey, I think we could all afford to step back from doomposting and step up for our neighbors and community. Buy a whistle. Schedule a cookout. Find a community defense group. Make connections
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Hey I think I'm done with posting about current events. If you follow me, you're probably already aware. And hey, I think we could all afford to step back from doomposting and step up for our neighbors and community. Buy a whistle. Schedule a cookout. Find a community defense group. Make connections
I've been working on upgrading my base game. On the advice from a friend, I picked up some slightly larger bases... it's insane how much room a couple millimeters can give you. I've been re-basing some of my favorite pieces so they stay fresh.
November 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I've been working on upgrading my base game. On the advice from a friend, I picked up some slightly larger bases... it's insane how much room a couple millimeters can give you. I've been re-basing some of my favorite pieces so they stay fresh.
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I lost a dozen friends to Covid. Everyone that survived to get vaxxed is still alive.
I don't have the words for how angry this makes me.
I don't have the words for how angry this makes me.
I cannot even begin to express my rage at this lie
reading this through me back into my pandemic EMT life, attempting to resuscitate a child experiencing a cardiac arrest secondary to COVID while a father says “we heard that the vaccine was riskier than COVID for kids” and a mother wails in agony
reading this through me back into my pandemic EMT life, attempting to resuscitate a child experiencing a cardiac arrest secondary to COVID while a father says “we heard that the vaccine was riskier than COVID for kids” and a mother wails in agony
NEW: The F.D.A. announced in an internal memo that 10 children died "because of" the Covid shot. Other experts want to see proof.
“This is a profound revelation,” Dr. Prasad's memo said. “For the first time, the U.S. F.D.A. will acknowledge that Covid-19 vaccines have killed American children.”
“This is a profound revelation,” Dr. Prasad's memo said. “For the first time, the U.S. F.D.A. will acknowledge that Covid-19 vaccines have killed American children.”
November 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I lost a dozen friends to Covid. Everyone that survived to get vaxxed is still alive.
I don't have the words for how angry this makes me.
I don't have the words for how angry this makes me.
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🥵 💦 Gobble 🍗 gobble 🍗 GOBBLE 🍑 🍗 you SLUTTY TURKEYS 💦🦃🤤 It’s SPANKSGIVING 🍗🦃 🍂🍽 and time to STUFF that PEACH 🍑 with DADDY'S 🍌🥵🥵 FAMOUS RECIPE 📜 💦🍾 It’s the 1️⃣ day 😋💦 to be a GLUTTON 🍽🤤 for that GRAVYYY 💦💦💦✨ it’s time ⏰ 😳 to get your 🦴 🫵 SPINE BENT 🙈 and YOUR HOLE 🕳🤌🏼 STUFFED 😛🌮 with MEAT
November 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
🥵 💦 Gobble 🍗 gobble 🍗 GOBBLE 🍑 🍗 you SLUTTY TURKEYS 💦🦃🤤 It’s SPANKSGIVING 🍗🦃 🍂🍽 and time to STUFF that PEACH 🍑 with DADDY'S 🍌🥵🥵 FAMOUS RECIPE 📜 💦🍾 It’s the 1️⃣ day 😋💦 to be a GLUTTON 🍽🤤 for that GRAVYYY 💦💦💦✨ it’s time ⏰ 😳 to get your 🦴 🫵 SPINE BENT 🙈 and YOUR HOLE 🕳🤌🏼 STUFFED 😛🌮 with MEAT
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When asked about the death of a W. Virginia National Guardsman, the President of the United States bragged about his electoral margin in her state.
When asked about the shooter, he called the reporter a stupid person.
Please stop holding quarter for anyone supporting this monstrous piece of shit.
When asked about the shooter, he called the reporter a stupid person.
Please stop holding quarter for anyone supporting this monstrous piece of shit.
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
When asked about the death of a W. Virginia National Guardsman, the President of the United States bragged about his electoral margin in her state.
When asked about the shooter, he called the reporter a stupid person.
Please stop holding quarter for anyone supporting this monstrous piece of shit.
When asked about the shooter, he called the reporter a stupid person.
Please stop holding quarter for anyone supporting this monstrous piece of shit.
Hot diggitty dog, if it isn't the consequences of their own actions.
November 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Hot diggitty dog, if it isn't the consequences of their own actions.
Eh I'll go:
Ensiferum/Fintroll
Black Flag
Paramore
Red Fang
Save Ferris
These were the most fun, anyways
Ensiferum/Fintroll
Black Flag
Paramore
Red Fang
Save Ferris
These were the most fun, anyways
"Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen." Man, I worked at an international-level venue. I've seen hundreds, if not thousands.
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Eh I'll go:
Ensiferum/Fintroll
Black Flag
Paramore
Red Fang
Save Ferris
These were the most fun, anyways
Ensiferum/Fintroll
Black Flag
Paramore
Red Fang
Save Ferris
These were the most fun, anyways
Post something random just for fun
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Post something random just for fun
Michaelangelo got eyes on that CAKE
I don’t think you understand how hard it is to explain to two very uninterested kids how important it is for mom and dad to see Long Island’s own Busta Rhymes perform with the Ninja Turtles at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Michaelangelo got eyes on that CAKE
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I know most of the focus is on RFK Jr.'s weird horny texts, but the news that he used to spam Bill Nye with anti-vax weirdness and Bill was like, "Dude, you're you're confusing correlation for causation" is the only RFK text-message news I will ever need.
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I know most of the focus is on RFK Jr.'s weird horny texts, but the news that he used to spam Bill Nye with anti-vax weirdness and Bill was like, "Dude, you're you're confusing correlation for causation" is the only RFK text-message news I will ever need.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but
AHHHGAHDHCIFNDIANSHAJVNDBAIVNVUK F UAKAHCUVKGN E Uhcngu ex vueiUhayhwiUuwhdhuHEHEIDUEUEGEHEHDUFYRHEHDYFBRUWJ WE
AHHHGAHDHCIFNDIANSHAJVNDBAIVNVUK F UAKAHCUVKGN E Uhcngu ex vueiUhayhwiUuwhdhuHEHEIDUEUEGEHEHDUFYRHEHDYFBRUWJ WE
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but
AHHHGAHDHCIFNDIANSHAJVNDBAIVNVUK F UAKAHCUVKGN E Uhcngu ex vueiUhayhwiUuwhdhuHEHEIDUEUEGEHEHDUFYRHEHDYFBRUWJ WE
AHHHGAHDHCIFNDIANSHAJVNDBAIVNVUK F UAKAHCUVKGN E Uhcngu ex vueiUhayhwiUuwhdhuHEHEIDUEUEGEHEHDUFYRHEHDYFBRUWJ WE
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Some of you are making up people to hate because you are addicted to schadenfreude
November 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Some of you are making up people to hate because you are addicted to schadenfreude
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begone, black friday ads for cute clothes on sale. i have spent all my money on games and have no regrets
November 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
begone, black friday ads for cute clothes on sale. i have spent all my money on games and have no regrets
Honorable mention
November 26, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Honorable mention
Introduce yourself with four MECHS
November 26, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Introduce yourself with four MECHS
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(Re)Discovered this awesome character. GW continuing to give the typically villainous factions (anti) hero leaders is really cool with AoS.
Krethusa, Croneseer.
(Re)Discovered this awesome character. GW continuing to give the typically villainous factions (anti) hero leaders is really cool with AoS.
Krethusa, Croneseer.
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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(Re)Discovered this awesome character. GW continuing to give the typically villainous factions (anti) hero leaders is really cool with AoS.
Krethusa, Croneseer.
(Re)Discovered this awesome character. GW continuing to give the typically villainous factions (anti) hero leaders is really cool with AoS.
Krethusa, Croneseer.
Getting close to finishing my first #Warhammer project. These ratings are a commission for a friend, and I'm very glad I got to dig into painting something for 40k without dropping a bunch of money on a kill team.
November 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Getting close to finishing my first #Warhammer project. These ratings are a commission for a friend, and I'm very glad I got to dig into painting something for 40k without dropping a bunch of money on a kill team.