Natto Today Satan
@codzilla.bsky.social
Native San Franciscan. SF Giants, SJ Sharks. Former KUSF DJ and might have worked at film studios. Filmscouts.com. Professional ponzu schemer. Zilchinnaire.
Tom Wilson will always be a piece of shit
February 15, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Tom Wilson will always be a piece of shit
February 15, 2026 at 5:52 PM
February 13, 2026 at 9:21 PM
February 12, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I was so disappointed at the figure skating scores yesterday, which happens every Olympics. But #SJSharks hockey morning and noon at the Olympics! Here for Pavel Regenda and Wenny today from the comfy chair.
February 11, 2026 at 4:23 PM
I was so disappointed at the figure skating scores yesterday, which happens every Olympics. But #SJSharks hockey morning and noon at the Olympics! Here for Pavel Regenda and Wenny today from the comfy chair.
Reposted by Natto Today Satan
I AM FUCKING SAYING. It is criminal that Kamila took all the fallout for that mess and Eteri walked away with no consequences. She should’ve been banned from the sport for life. #figureskating #olympics
Big props to Brenda Irving on CBC for calling out how problematic it is that Eteri is still coaching and has suffered no professional consequences after the Valieva doping scandal last Olympics.
#MilanoCortina2026 #figureskating
#MilanoCortina2026 #figureskating
February 10, 2026 at 9:53 PM
I AM FUCKING SAYING. It is criminal that Kamila took all the fallout for that mess and Eteri walked away with no consequences. She should’ve been banned from the sport for life. #figureskating #olympics
Whomever is complaining that this half time show isn't American hasn't really been exploring America. This show is badass. #Superbowl
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Whomever is complaining that this half time show isn't American hasn't really been exploring America. This show is badass. #Superbowl
There is a karaoke machine at this Filipino store and the customers have been singing. This is now my new grocery store.
February 7, 2026 at 8:37 PM
There is a karaoke machine at this Filipino store and the customers have been singing. This is now my new grocery store.
When I first began working as a contractor at my last job, one of my direct employee contacts sent me an email "gold" coupon depicting then Pres. Obama as a monkey. I complained to my bosses, who did nothing. A bit like how nothing is going to happen to the current pres.
February 7, 2026 at 5:32 PM
When I first began working as a contractor at my last job, one of my direct employee contacts sent me an email "gold" coupon depicting then Pres. Obama as a monkey. I complained to my bosses, who did nothing. A bit like how nothing is going to happen to the current pres.
Me: Enjoying figure skating.
Johnny and Tara: Telling me how terrible that figure skater really is.
Me: Looking for mute button.
#Olympics
Johnny and Tara: Telling me how terrible that figure skater really is.
Me: Looking for mute button.
#Olympics
February 7, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Me: Enjoying figure skating.
Johnny and Tara: Telling me how terrible that figure skater really is.
Me: Looking for mute button.
#Olympics
Johnny and Tara: Telling me how terrible that figure skater really is.
Me: Looking for mute button.
#Olympics
Must put Shaun White on mute.
February 6, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Must put Shaun White on mute.
Come on, #LAKings. Why no Pride Night? Get in line with the #SJSharks and #AnaheimDucks and do California proud.
January 31, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Come on, #LAKings. Why no Pride Night? Get in line with the #SJSharks and #AnaheimDucks and do California proud.
Rest in Peace, Catherine O'Hara. I thought she was fantastic as Cookie Googleman in "Best in Show".
January 30, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Rest in Peace, Catherine O'Hara. I thought she was fantastic as Cookie Googleman in "Best in Show".
Really unusual how Hollywood's interpretation of Heathcliff always ends up as a white actor.
January 29, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Really unusual how Hollywood's interpretation of Heathcliff always ends up as a white actor.
According to this graphic, my boomer ass is Millenial/Gen Z.
January 27, 2026 at 7:39 PM
According to this graphic, my boomer ass is Millenial/Gen Z.
I can never root for a Sean Payton team. That dude shouldn't even be in football, but the NFL is going to NFL.
January 25, 2026 at 8:28 PM
I can never root for a Sean Payton team. That dude shouldn't even be in football, but the NFL is going to NFL.
This isn't owning the libs. This is lawlessness and murder.
January 24, 2026 at 8:05 PM
This isn't owning the libs. This is lawlessness and murder.
Glad I don't use Tiktok!
January 23, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Glad I don't use Tiktok!
Having a very difficult time adjusting to US time.😢
January 22, 2026 at 9:34 AM
Having a very difficult time adjusting to US time.😢
Figures that the eternally useless Julia Brownley hasn't signed on to impeach ICE Barbie. Brownley should be front / center, seeing how ICE has handled itself in Ventura County. The guy who stopped ICE trucks by crashing his TESLA into it should run in her place.
January 14, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Figures that the eternally useless Julia Brownley hasn't signed on to impeach ICE Barbie. Brownley should be front / center, seeing how ICE has handled itself in Ventura County. The guy who stopped ICE trucks by crashing his TESLA into it should run in her place.