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Jon Stewart
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Not the Jon Stewart you miss.
DFIR developer at Stroz Friedberg/Aon Cyber.
If you’re good, you don’t need EZ.
January 28, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Unsurprising there's no school tomorrow, Bowser's a lame duck, f' them kids.
January 27, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star)

Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
Palantir employees are pressing company leadership over its work for ICE in internal company Slacks obtained by @wired.com

"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."

Scoop from @makenakelly.bsky.social
Palantir Defends Work With ICE to Staff Following Killing of Alex Pretti
“In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this,” one worker wrote on Slack.
www.wired.com
January 27, 2026 at 2:51 AM
January 26, 2026 at 3:24 AM
But, sure, if you’re a fan of buggy shellbags parsers, you can devote a whole conference to him.
January 26, 2026 at 3:21 AM
For the record, I blocked this asshole years ago:
January 26, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Thank you, EHN.
a little boy wearing a hat that says respect on it
ALT: a little boy wearing a hat that says respect on it
media.tenor.com
January 25, 2026 at 7:36 PM
You go to New Orleans to party.

I go to New Orleans for forensics.

We are not the same.
January 16, 2026 at 12:11 PM
I’m getting Claude to rant like me. Any guesses as to the subject?
January 9, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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USDOT and a major outlet are framing DC's traffic cameras as a cash grab. They're essential for keeping people safe on our streets. But the revenues should go to Vision Zero as the Council planned, not DC's general budget.
What the Politico story got wrong about automated traffic enforcement, and what it got right
View this post on ggwash.org
ggwash.org
January 9, 2026 at 6:00 PM
It’s fitting that Bowser’s administration started with a Supercan rollout debacle and ends with them all rat-eaten and picked up late.
January 7, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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My sense is that China is using this oldie but goodie @rockymountviews.bsky.social playbook to destroy global oil demand. With subsidized EV technology, China can help 50+ emerging markets destroy 3-4 million barrels per day of oil demand by 2030.
Winning the Oil Endgame - RMI
This independent, peer-reviewed synthesis for American business and military leaders charts a roadmap for getting the United States completely, attractively, and profitably off oil. Our strategy integ...
rmi.org
January 5, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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Hard to believe a FIFA Peace Prize laureate would do this.
January 3, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Just finished, finally, John McPhee’s Annals of the Former World, allowing me to declare victory against my lone 2026 new year’s resolution.
January 3, 2026 at 4:55 AM
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good piece with an incidental insanely brutal takedown of klein
December 31, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Open source is awesome. Santa gave my 6 year old a 26 year-old Lego Mindstorms RCX 1.5 set and Amazon brought a USB2-Serial adapter cable. A small squad of open source developers have given me NQC and with minimal fuss I was able to upload new firmware from my M1 Mac and run a first test program.
December 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Me whenever I reply "sure" to Claude Code asking me whether I'd like it to go ahead and implement something.
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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aired my grievances before the close of 2025 and before i log off from work for a year: ggwash.org/view/101899/...
A postmortem on the RFK stadium deal
May the DC government ignore opposition to legalizing apartments everywhere the way it ignored all the evidence against paying for a football stadium.
ggwash.org
December 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Son: "Dad? Do you know how to play Double-Dragon?"

Me: "No-o-oooo"
a man with a mustache is making a fist gesture
ALT: a man with a mustache is making a fist gesture
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
When the suspect commits a second murder, gets away, and kills himself in a storage unit, I don't think you get to say "we got him" at a press conference several days later.
December 19, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Meanwhile Noah Baumbach just keeps filming his therapy sessions.
Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.

Us: Across your entire career?

Reiner: In a 6 year period.

Us: That sounds-

Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
December 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Had been waiting for ten minutes for a D60/D6X. Finally a D6X came… and only let three people on. Next bus predicted in 13 minutes. Why did I devote so much time to the 16th St bus lanes project?

@wmatagm.bsky.social @wmata.com @brianneknadeau.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Can confirm. It’s all short stories because the teachers don’t think the kids can, probably because most can’t. :-/
As a parent of a now middle-schooler, I'm really hoping and expecting that by the time she hits 8th grade she's reading novels in school. But that's not happening everywhere in D.C., as I learned from this informative op-ed in @51st.news: 51st.news/opinion-dcps...
Opinion: DCPS middle-schoolers should be reading novels
Many parents like myself were shocked by a recent change to the English curriculum at Alice Deal Middle School.
51st.news
December 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM