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I WISH I HAD A SCHLONG SO THAT I COULD BE-LONG
December 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I WISH I HAD A SCHLONG SO THAT I COULD BE-LONG
message from my gf call that top text
December 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
message from my gf call that top text
message from my bf call that bottom text
December 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
message from my bf call that bottom text
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When you find someone you love listening to, that IS NOT BECAUSE YOU LIKE THEM!!! it is their siren song and you should resist lest you end up like Eaten-By-Sirens Earl!!
December 9, 2025 at 3:52 AM
When you find someone you love listening to, that IS NOT BECAUSE YOU LIKE THEM!!! it is their siren song and you should resist lest you end up like Eaten-By-Sirens Earl!!
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So you say you're glad that he's frozen in there and we're out here. And that he's the sheriff. And that you're frozen out here. And you're in there. But oh, you just remembered - you're out here.
But what I really wanna know is... where's the caveman?
But what I really wanna know is... where's the caveman?
December 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
So you say you're glad that he's frozen in there and we're out here. And that he's the sheriff. And that you're frozen out here. And you're in there. But oh, you just remembered - you're out here.
But what I really wanna know is... where's the caveman?
But what I really wanna know is... where's the caveman?
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Not me misreading it as Zenos Gae Galvus for half a second...
December 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Not me misreading it as Zenos Gae Galvus for half a second...
my 25kg sack of peanuts came today and so did my mushroom calendar. Life is worth living.
December 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
my 25kg sack of peanuts came today and so did my mushroom calendar. Life is worth living.
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Here is a nice mushroom
December 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Here is a nice mushroom
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His Majesty hired a new jester recently and he was coming onto me during our feast yesterday. He's funny as fuck though so I might let him hit
December 8, 2025 at 4:03 AM
His Majesty hired a new jester recently and he was coming onto me during our feast yesterday. He's funny as fuck though so I might let him hit
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
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fucking the sorting hat and he tells me I lay like a slytherin because i'm just not very good
December 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
fucking the sorting hat and he tells me I lay like a slytherin because i'm just not very good
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*Ketchup doesn't exist*
Which one are you picking?
Which one are you picking?
November 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
*Ketchup doesn't exist*
Which one are you picking?
Which one are you picking?
