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If You're Dead Inside then You Must Learn Necromancy
December 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
You can already do this... people just act like it's devily stuff.

Also given the way big tech ruins everything it'll be GamGam saying. "Sweetie I miss you so much, you remember when you were little and we played WORLD OF TANKS! Redownload now with the link below and get the exclusive NEO-PANZER!"
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Idea, you and the homies get random and/or unwanted tarot decks together and throw them all in the center. Keep drawing til everybody has a mishmash friendship deck.
December 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Some Newbie Magick Person is going to be reading an AI Slop Book telling them the secret Initiation is to download "Raid Shadow Legends" with Coupon Code: Neophyte20
ChatGPT is Going to Start Showing You Ads
ChatGPT is Going to Start Showing You Ads
OpenAI appears to be gearing up to introduce ads in ChatGPT, presumably for users who don't pay to access the chatbot. Engineer Tibor Blaho recently found references to upcoming ad functionality in the ChatGPT Android app. Code strings mention search ads, a search ad carousel, and an ad API. Though ad mentions were found in the Android app, it's likely a change that's coming to ChatGPT on all platforms, including iOS, Mac, and the desktop. ChatGPT Android app 1.2025.329 beta includes new references to an "ads feature" with "bazaar content", "search ad" and "search ads carousel" pic.twitter.com/BdHOJIQHmA— Tibor Blaho (@btibor91) November 29, 2025 Given the "search" wording, it's possible ads will be limited to web searches and shopping research requests. Access to ChatGPT starts at $20 per month for the Plus plan, with a ChatGPT Pro plan available for $200 per month with higher access limits. There are also business and education plans, along with the current free plan. In other countries, OpenAI offers a cheaper "Go" plan that could also expand to the United States when ads roll out. There have been rumors that OpenAI plans to gradually raise the price of ChatGPT access, and a plan restructuring with an ad-supported tier seems like the ideal time to make pricing changes. As noted by Search Engine Land, OpenAI executives have been changing their messaging around ads over the course of the last 12 months. In late 2024, OpenAI CEO Sam Altman said ads were a "last resort," but in early 2025, leaked internal forecasts included $1 billion in "free user monetization" revenue in 2026. Earlier this year, Altman said that he loved Instagram ads and felt they were valuable. He said he thought OpenAI could find "some cool product ad" that's a "net win to the user."Tags: ChatGPT, OpenAI This article, "ChatGPT is Going to Start Showing You Ads" first appeared on MacRumors.com Discuss this article in our forums
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December 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Today marks the death of the Western traditions most prolific Magician, Aleister Crowley, who left behind a massive treasure trove of occult knowledge and supposed past life for the most insufferable woo woos among us.
December 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
And worse still, some of them have Podcasts
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Reposting a CMN classic on trans day of remembrance, because humor is our coping mechanism in the face of so much tragedy.
November 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
If you're considering hexing someone.
1. Get salt, the person's name on a piece of paper, and a candle
2. Focus on your intention and accept the karmic weight you will be taking on.
3. Drop a piano on them
November 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Hold on a damn minute
November 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
...wait let's hear em out
November 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Images you can repost every day
November 13, 2025 at 5:01 AM
You look at the sheer volume of crimes, all of the rattling of Epstein files, the fact that NOTHING is going to be done about any of it.
You realize why Phillip K Dick couldn't view the resignation of Nixon as anything other than divine intervention.

...cmon Valis, please?
November 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Images you can repost every day
November 13, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Breaking News: Chuck Schumer says imaginary "Bailey family" Tulpa refusing to speak to him after caving on shutdown deal.
November 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
An important thing to remember about anything esoteric is that it takes years of hard work and dedication to be able to talk about it without sounding cringe.
November 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM