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Chaos Magick News is
"The Objectively Best Occult Podcast" discussing current events, occult perspectives, and making jokes about names like "Agrippa"
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Today marks the death of the Western traditions most prolific Magician, Aleister Crowley, who left behind a massive treasure trove of occult knowledge and supposed past life for the most insufferable woo woos among us.
December 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
And worse still, some of them have Podcasts
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Reposting a CMN classic on trans day of remembrance, because humor is our coping mechanism in the face of so much tragedy.
November 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
If you're considering hexing someone.
1. Get salt, the person's name on a piece of paper, and a candle
2. Focus on your intention and accept the karmic weight you will be taking on.
3. Drop a piano on them
November 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Hold on a damn minute
November 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
...wait let's hear em out
November 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Images you can repost every day
November 13, 2025 at 5:01 AM
You look at the sheer volume of crimes, all of the rattling of Epstein files, the fact that NOTHING is going to be done about any of it.
You realize why Phillip K Dick couldn't view the resignation of Nixon as anything other than divine intervention.

...cmon Valis, please?
November 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Images you can repost every day
November 13, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Breaking News: Chuck Schumer says imaginary "Bailey family" Tulpa refusing to speak to him after caving on shutdown deal.
November 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
An important thing to remember about anything esoteric is that it takes years of hard work and dedication to be able to talk about it without sounding cringe.
November 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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I’ve spent over 15 years calling myself a magician. Lately I’m realising the title might be the cage, not the key. My latest blog “If Magick Wants Me, It Knows Where I Am!”

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If Magick Wants Me, It Knows Where I Am | Tommie Kelly
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November 3, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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A new post in my ongoing series about rethinking my relationship with magick. This one asks a blunt question: would I even care about magick if my life actually felt okay? It’s a look at desire, suffering, and whether my practice has become part of the problem rather than the solution.
If Things Were Better, Would I Care About Magick? | Tommie Kelly
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November 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Garth Marenghi Where Have You Been?!
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November 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Jury calls Sandwich indictment "Bologna" .... We'll be here all week folks
November 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM