Meyer, C.
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Meyer, C.
@cmeyer49er.bsky.social
Napa & Sunriver.

Half evil since ‘68

Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me I'm hot. What? Taxes they'll be lower, son. The democratic vote for me is right thing to do. So do.
Fuck, it’s December.

And listen up, you doorknobs: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie.

Get a life.
December 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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The secret to early retirement; dine out rarely, fly economy and be a Google employee making $390,000/year married to a fellow Google employee 17 years older than you who likely makes twice as much as you.
37-year-old quit her $390,000 Google job after saving up $1.5 million—see the 'no buy checklist' that helps her spend less
She left a $390,000-a-year job and now uses a simple set of rules to make her savings last in Switzerland.
www.cnbc.com
November 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
How is Macy’s and Kohl’s still a thing? Asking from California.
December 1, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Dan Quinn looks like he’s ready to live in Idaho.
December 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Jesus Christ, what does it take to call a safety in this fucking league, #nfl?

#49ers
November 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The best thing about Taylor Sheridan shows is that they are easy to avoid because I’m not 80 years old watching CBS.
November 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Walmart and McDonald’s are among the top employers of workers who rely on food stamps.

McDonald's CEO raked in $18.2M last year — over 1,000x the company's median employee pay.

Walmart's CEO pocketed $27.4M — 930x the company's median employee pay.

See the problem?
November 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
All I want for Xmas is no more Fleetwood Mac songs.
November 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Today’s post-holiday Sunday to-do list:

1. Jack
2. Shit
November 30, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Rolling Stones (with opening act Sheryl Crow)
Rolling Stones (with opening acts Guns N Roses & Living Colour)
Rolling Stones (with opening act Santana)
Rolling Stones (with opening act Pearl Jam)
Rolling Stones (with opening act Metallica)
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —

The Rolling Stones (with Living Colour as the opening act)
Buddy Guy
REM
Steve Winwood
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —

Townes Van Zandt
Keith Jarrett
Simon and Garfunkel
Koko Taylor
Dave Brubeck Quartet
November 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Valentine’s Day is a Thanksgiving movie. So is Prom Night.
November 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I don’t care about your turkey dinner prep.
November 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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THIS!!! We are not mad enough.
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
No way - there’s gonna be a lot of traffic, AND the weather will be a factor as well? When did this start happening?

Maybe not have a holiday for a shitty turkey dinner occur at the beginning of WINTER, you fucking jacksnots.

And make prime rib a Thanksgiving tradition. I’ll pay the difference.
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
“Halloween” is a Thanksgiving movie.
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
@ninernoise: never, ever, use any conjugation of the phrase: “do the needful.” This isn’t a consulting company’s software developer’s email thread.

Jay Glazer reveals a Brandon Aiyuk twist that will jolt 49ers fans - Niner Noise
November 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I love how this is the first holiday season people are starting to say the quiet part out loud:

Turkey dinners suck.
November 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Tired of nostalgia accounts. Yeah, I had a BMX, yeah, I had a Discman. Yeah, I remember writing checks. And wonky cable TV boxes. MTV!

Pretty funny, ain’t it? I’m soooo old because I had a Nintendo.

You’re out of a job and I’m sleeping in on Monday.

Stream an Outfield song ironically.
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Everybody thought it was The Beatles.

It was always the Rolling Stones.

Then, now, forever.

Prove me wrong, geeks.
November 24, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I’m thankful for next Saturday and no turkey leftovers in the vicinity of my home.
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Cris Collinsworth has called 500 NFL games.

And got his ass handed to him in two Super Bowls by Joe Montana.
November 24, 2025 at 2:44 AM
The Rams are like having a good dinner at Chili’s. Nobody cares or will remember. It’s just a hodgepodge of dishes nobody has a deep affiliation for. Nobody enhances their existence because of them.

It was just there. And then it won’t be. Life goes on.
November 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
San Bruno and San Mateo?
A movie that takes place where you are from.
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM