Chris
cmcmahon.bsky.social
Chris
@cmcmahon.bsky.social
I watch a lot of TV and build websites.

Mick on MeFi, friend of Andre

I also collect auto immune diseases like myasthenia gravis, Hashimoto’s disease, cancer related to Hashimoto’s, and I’m sure a few I just haven’t unboxed yet

He/Him
Pinned
Listen up whippersnappers, I’m about to give you the secret of how to get everything you want

Be kind and polite. It will get you so much more than skills alone

I just renewed my handicap placard for one year but the person at the BMV went ahead and stamped it for five, because I am a delight
You’re telling me there are people that think Adrian Brody isn’t an insufferable fool?
March 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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He went on a little long here too
March 3, 2025 at 3:38 AM
overcast.fm/AAAlVXVUa3g

I could listen to Stanley Tucci talk about the history of Italian food for hours.

He also talks about his cancer & its relation to food, something I’m currently incredibly frustrated and angry with

A great interview with him on NPR’s bullseye with @jessethorn.bsky.social
March 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I know I need to eat, but everything is disgusting, or the things I want would destroy me

I’m craving Indian, or Thai, or creole. I would probably be disgusted after the first bite though
March 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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In light of our country's current trajectory, I, George Wallace, hereby confirm that I will never jump and/or fall out of a window. Any such incident should be immediately viewed as some fascist bullshit and whatnot.
March 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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JD Vance is incorrect. Zelenskyy thanked our country over and over again for our support during the Biden administration. The only people who think differently are trying to sell you a lie, for reasons that should be obvious.
Zelenky stood in front of the American government, in the seat of our democracy, and thanked our entire nation. Every farmer, teacher, engineer, nurse, and cop. Thanked us on behalf of his entire country. youtu.be/7gjwlCe5T6M?...
Watch Zelenskyy's Full Address To Congress
YouTube video by NBC News
youtu.be
February 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Did anyone else collect the trading cards for Coppola’s The Conversation when you were a kid?
February 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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💕
February 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
My brass band? A dirty dozen.
My panic? Widespread.
My tea? Partied.
February 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
There’s a new season of Shorsey on Hulu

If you never seen it, it’s a wholesome show full of dick jokes and scantly dressed women.
February 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
A doctor’s waiting room should be like a library, quite with perverts jerking off in the corner
February 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
You’re following 162k people, you don’t need to follow me

*blocked*
February 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Saw my oncologist this morning. He is thrilled about my lab work. Every indicator improved dramatically. Even my fatty liver is back to healthy levels.
February 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The women across from me at chemo is telling the nurse she takes colloidal silver.

Stupid people, as far as the eye can see.
February 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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🚨🚨If you use kindle, Download your books before Amazon removes the ability next week. That is your money you spent and those are your books. 🚨🚨
February 21, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Gus is convinced there is something right outside that wants to murder us.
February 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Time to watch an incredibly large man beat the shit out of bad people.
a man in a black shirt says let 's get to work on a prime video ad
Alt: Reacher in a black shirt says “let 's get to work”
media.tenor.com
February 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I just got invited to my grade school reunion, even though I technically didn’t graduate with them.

I was surprised how much of a grudge I still have against the principal and eighth grade teacher that made me switch schools.

I hope he’s there 🤬
February 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Movies you’ve seen more than six times, using only gifs
February 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
February 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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February 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The incredible edibles
What would be the modern equivalent of calling your band The Doobie Brothers
February 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Y'all really voted to end the republic? Shit, I woulda lent y'all some damn eggs.
February 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM