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Call me Cloves

@cloves.bsky.social

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Gen X trying to find relevance. I have a husband, 3 sons, and a best friend who lives too far away from me. Introvert who needs distance. No touching.

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Call me Cloves @cloves.bsky.social · 10h

Yay!

Call me Cloves @cloves.bsky.social · 10h

I hate that man so much. It doesn't even matter the nationality. Even if they weren't Americans getting infected(they are) they soon would be.

Viruses dont respect borders

Call me Cloves @cloves.bsky.social · 14h

I thought we were going to Mars to get more candy bars.

Call me Cloves @cloves.bsky.social · 14h

My husband watched this yesterday. 2 of his previous jobs are highlighted in it. The only review I got was the end was terrible.

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Call me Cloves @cloves.bsky.social · 14h

Oh God, the MX missle crisis. The reason I thought we were all going to die when I was 11. The news stories on this traumatized me as a kid. I was a wreck.

Call me Cloves @cloves.bsky.social · 17h

None of those are a tiger an elephant, or a giraffe.

Call me Cloves @cloves.bsky.social · 1d

That's why you gotta plan a heist. Find a diverse yet very skilled collection of acquaintances. A robbery is small time. A heist nets you bags and bags of cash + access to safe deposit boxes. And maybe rekindle a romance with an ex-girlfriend if you do it right

Call me Cloves @cloves.bsky.social · 1d

Some people just aren't funny so they go the other way for attention. It's sad, really.

Call me Cloves @cloves.bsky.social · 1d

Does he think his ballroom is going to be finished in 2 weeks?

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Call me Cloves @cloves.bsky.social · 1d

"I told him to take a steamy shower as that's all I can offer him right now"

David Haralson @laughlax.bsky.social · 1d

"Can our kids come over and play? We need to catch up on organizing some things and they're getting real bored around here."

Call me Cloves @cloves.bsky.social · 1d

Now it's abducting a cow

The same 12 foot inflatable Halloween UFO decoration but now it has a cow caught in the tractor beam.

Call me Cloves @cloves.bsky.social · 1d

They tried to call me into cub scouts and I laughed in their faces. Then they tried to guilt me into it and I laughed harder with an emphatic NO.

Everything else I agreed to even if I didn't think it was a good idea. But not scouts.

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Call me Cloves @cloves.bsky.social · 2d

Maybe Utah isn't as ashamed as ir should be

Call me Cloves @cloves.bsky.social · 2d

Sexy everolimus otc drug interactions

Call me Cloves @cloves.bsky.social · 2d

I dont have to secure it from the wind if I inflate it inside.

12 ft Halloween UFO inflatable inflated upright inside my living room.

Call me Cloves @cloves.bsky.social · 2d

@aprilcots.bsky.social @kemikemikemi.bsky.social
Thank you for the suggestions. I've given him a bunch of options. We'll see if any of that works after he wakes up.

Call me Cloves @cloves.bsky.social · 2d

Do I have any homeopath mutuals?

My son has a really bad cough and because of Rx meds he's on to keep him alive he can't take otc cough or cold meds. Cough drops are useless for him. Any suggestions that might ease the coughing?

Of course its the weekend so he can't see a dr.

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