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A Canadian centrist intolerant of intolerance In the words of Plato; “Fuck that fucker Trump and all his inbred MAGAts”

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cleisthenesforever.bsky.social @cleisthenesforever.bsky.social · Nov 29

Mar A Lago is America’s gaudy Versailles… the rich & powerful prostrating themselves for a chance to suck the smegma out of the God King to the tune of YMCA.
Billionaires & Groupies addicted to the spotlight & fame of a spray-tan Caligula

So rich yet so empty & so needy inside .. & so pathetic

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cleisthenesforever.bsky.social @cleisthenesforever.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING

Trump to raise tariffs on Canada 200% after if produces ads that imply Ronald Reagan was against raping children.

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cleisthenesforever.bsky.social @cleisthenesforever.bsky.social · 1d

Jays watching on the big screen at Scotiabank following the Leafs win.

Still serving beer

cleisthenesforever.bsky.social @cleisthenesforever.bsky.social · 1d

Anybody see the 3 star selection after the Leafs game?

Got me Tavares’ 1 star stick thrown over the glass

Now time for the Jays’ win!

cleisthenesforever.bsky.social @cleisthenesforever.bsky.social · 1d

I would love a Canada-China free trade deal just to piss off Trump

cleisthenesforever.bsky.social @cleisthenesforever.bsky.social · 1d

Such a pussy

cleisthenesforever.bsky.social @cleisthenesforever.bsky.social · 1d

NYT gave up on the idea of free speech a while ago

cleisthenesforever.bsky.social @cleisthenesforever.bsky.social · 1d

Can we buy Fox and play it 24/7?

cleisthenesforever.bsky.social @cleisthenesforever.bsky.social · 1d

Time to buy ad time 24/7

cleisthenesforever.bsky.social @cleisthenesforever.bsky.social · 1d

He smells wonderful!

cleisthenesforever.bsky.social @cleisthenesforever.bsky.social · 1d

That’s my weekend on the couch !

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cleisthenesforever.bsky.social @cleisthenesforever.bsky.social · 1d

Going to Leafs game on a World Series night…..

Hockey is forever

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cleisthenesforever.bsky.social @cleisthenesforever.bsky.social · 1d

Godzilla was NOTHING compared to this …

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cleisthenesforever.bsky.social @cleisthenesforever.bsky.social · 1d

The lady at Tim Hortons today was wearing a Blue Jays jersey today and she asked me if I wanted a tray for my coffee order…

I said “Yes, a Trey Yesavage!”

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..but not funny is my wife walking around this morning chanting the Ohtani heckle from last night “We don’t need you”, while staring at me

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cleisthenesforever.bsky.social @cleisthenesforever.bsky.social · 2d

With regards toTrump‘s erroneous claims about Canada getting caught cheating….

I think the most important thing to consider is ….

Release the Epstein files, you piece of shit child rapist !!

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cleisthenesforever.bsky.social @cleisthenesforever.bsky.social · 2d

Prove it was AI!!!

:)

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cleisthenesforever.bsky.social @cleisthenesforever.bsky.social · 2d

#wantitall
#bluejays
#yummy

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cleisthenesforever.bsky.social @cleisthenesforever.bsky.social · 2d

That was a very successful inning

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cleisthenesforever.bsky.social @cleisthenesforever.bsky.social · 2d

The unedited version ends with them saying “F Trump” in unison

cleisthenesforever.bsky.social @cleisthenesforever.bsky.social · 2d

NO-tani

cleisthenesforever.bsky.social @cleisthenesforever.bsky.social · 2d

should be called the ball-less room

cleisthenesforever.bsky.social @cleisthenesforever.bsky.social · 2d

29 pitches in the first inning ?

His arm should fall off by around 8:50 pm ET

cleisthenesforever.bsky.social @cleisthenesforever.bsky.social · 2d

I find your writing to be egregious!!!

(i don’t know what egregious means, but if Trump can use words he doesn’t understand, so can I)

Keep up the good work!

cleisthenesforever.bsky.social @cleisthenesforever.bsky.social · 2d

The George Washington Foundation is going to investigate all of its legal options in response to the egregious slander by the American Apple Tree Association

cleisthenesforever.bsky.social @cleisthenesforever.bsky.social · 3d

Clearly, you’ve never been to a well attended Diddy freak off party, or an Epstein island sleepover