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saw a fb marketplace post that was like "ISO cds for my 14 year old son for christmas" and his most wanted CD was Stars Of The Lid - And Their Refinement of the Decline. are the kids okay. like genuinely.
December 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
why is the guy from Nü Sensae in the new street fighter movie
December 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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IM NOT BULLSHITTING YOU. IM NOT LYING. IT WAS RIGHT THERE. ITS REAL.
December 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
guy who loves charli xcx for her essays devastated to find out her music sounds like that
December 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
had a dream i had one billion litres of crude oil
December 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
becoming the opposite of an incel. gonna voluntarily make it so other people can't have sex
December 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
had a dream i was at a cafe and the nonbinary barista took 2 hours to make my coffee and it pissed me off. the government is blasting nonbinary hatred into my brain while i sleep and i am not falling for it. love you they/thems.
December 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
realphabetizing the cds and i have run out of storage and fear it might be time to downsize a little
December 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
thinking it's time i get my shit together and go out and buy groceries so i have some real food at home,,, but the emergency box of triscuits i keep at the back of the cupboard is giving me slutty looks right now
December 3, 2025 at 1:55 AM
average twitter discourse post: (blue checkmark white mom) "some minorities give me the ick tbh"
vaguely leftist influencer quote tweet: "erm,,, did she really just say that???"

average bluesky discourse post: "being transfem is inherently bourgeoisie"
December 2, 2025 at 12:32 AM
going to the store to buy a soda does anyone want anything
December 1, 2025 at 3:23 AM
please ignore my dirty mirror
November 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
they should invent armpits for other parts of the body
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 AM
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
god i wish that was me
November 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
"me and who"ing about the 2007 Swiffer commercial with the bowling ball and mop
November 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
i'm heteroflexible and neurospicy with they/them energy in a tenderqueer way
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
coming to the crushing realization that i can't quit my job because that means if i quit my job i won't have the stress and a task to focus on and someone to tell me what to do and without that i'd be left alone with my thoughts and have to actually think about what i want in life and the horrors
November 24, 2025 at 10:58 AM
they should make a prequel to Jason Bourne called Jason Birthe
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
why do movies always do foreshadowing. wouldn't it be a better twist if they never show it and at the end they're just like "oh yeah that checkov guy? he secretly had a gun this whole time!"
November 24, 2025 at 8:06 AM
in an unforeseen twist of events, the unstoppable force has opted to go around the immovable object
November 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
i barely even recognize myself
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 AM
if i had a clone i would have sex with them but it would be out of pity
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 AM
republicans: "we need to make people suffer more"

democrats: "erm... that's bad" *does nothing about it*

your friend who keeps trying to convince you to give The Front Bottoms another shot: "no dude, you don't get it, it's supposed to sound bad"
November 20, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I wish i had like. A remote control. That i could use to fast forward time. And also like pause it. I think that would be a novel idea.
animation industry must be laid to waste. i can't do another 6-day 60 hour week. We were not meant to spend our lives at a desk. The only "free time" i have now is at night and if i want to do anything it means being sleep deprived. I can't do this any more. No end in sight to this crunch.
November 19, 2025 at 4:18 AM