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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 18h

metallica is a nintendocore band because they will sue single mothers

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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 2d

i'm sorry i voted for andrew cuomo i thought he was the guy from weezer

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Cherry ΘΔ @cherby.bsky.social · 2d

Polycule so bad its the final fantasy house 2

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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 3d

you ever see a t4t polycule so bad it gets you thinking about the 1954 mouse utopia experiments

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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 4d

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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 5d

showing up to work hungover with 3 hours of sleep after spending the night drinking red liquid and kissing girls only to be hit with unexpected overtime

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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 7d

when i'm in a not answering the phone or having perscriptions ready on time or not staffing than one employee on at a time competition and my opponent is a loblaws pharmacy

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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 9d

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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 11d

hmmm tonight i will cry and listen to infant island

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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 12d

we're 11 days from halloween and i have yet to see a painfully unfunny "trans girl having sex with pumpkin" joke. maybe nature is healing.

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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 13d

guy who thinks the "they" in "they might be giants" is an antisemetic dogwhistle

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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 13d

got my hands on a 2002 ETID shirt today... we are so back

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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 13d

unionbusting my gangstalkers rn

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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 14d

i love when i tell people i work in animation and they ask me some shit like "oh so what's you're opinion on the hazbin hotel situation?". Like why would i have an opinion on that, i said i work in animation, not that i'm unemployed.

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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 15d

imagine being in middle school and minding your own business and then this motherfucker Greg starts drawing wojaks of you in his diary

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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 16d

That's awesome

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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 16d

i can't even remember the last time i felt so fly like a g6

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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 16d

if i had one i would be doing the same right now

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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 16d

got a frame for some of my special items :3

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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 18d

estrogen boner call that prog rock

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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 19d

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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 19d

Right Where It Belongs by NIN might actually be the greatest song of all time

Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 19d

dream i had after taking an edible last night

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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 20d

thinking about becoming an anarcho capitalist. don't believe in any of it i just think it's objectively the funniest stance to have. like hell yeah i love anarchism like giving walmart and exxonmobil more money

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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 21d

*modest mouse voice*
i slammed my cock into a car door
the other day

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