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Jay
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metallica is a nintendocore band because they will sue single mothers
i'm sorry i voted for andrew cuomo i thought he was the guy from weezer
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Polycule so bad its the final fantasy house 2
you ever see a t4t polycule so bad it gets you thinking about the 1954 mouse utopia experiments
showing up to work hungover with 3 hours of sleep after spending the night drinking red liquid and kissing girls only to be hit with unexpected overtime
when i'm in a not answering the phone or having perscriptions ready on time or not staffing than one employee on at a time competition and my opponent is a loblaws pharmacy
hmmm tonight i will cry and listen to infant island
we're 11 days from halloween and i have yet to see a painfully unfunny "trans girl having sex with pumpkin" joke. maybe nature is healing.
guy who thinks the "they" in "they might be giants" is an antisemetic dogwhistle
got my hands on a 2002 ETID shirt today... we are so back
unionbusting my gangstalkers rn
i love when i tell people i work in animation and they ask me some shit like "oh so what's you're opinion on the hazbin hotel situation?". Like why would i have an opinion on that, i said i work in animation, not that i'm unemployed.
imagine being in middle school and minding your own business and then this motherfucker Greg starts drawing wojaks of you in his diary
i can't even remember the last time i felt so fly like a g6
if i had one i would be doing the same right now
got a frame for some of my special items :3
estrogen boner call that prog rock
Right Where It Belongs by NIN might actually be the greatest song of all time
dream i had after taking an edible last night
thinking about becoming an anarcho capitalist. don't believe in any of it i just think it's objectively the funniest stance to have. like hell yeah i love anarchism like giving walmart and exxonmobil more money
*modest mouse voice*
i slammed my cock into a car door
the other day