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This Zaza Will Give You a Ringtail

@clayburn.bsky.social

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Alex/Clay, 34, He/him, Bi/grey-ace Chicago, IL I have far too many OCs. Occasionally 18+ 💞 @rudemydude.bsky.social 💞

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This Zaza Will Give You a Ringtail @clayburn.bsky.social · Feb 22

I promise for every remotely political thought I put out there, I will have at least 3 thoughts about movies or furry bullshit or just bizarre things in my brain. We all know what the news is, we know it’s terrible, I don’t want to make your timeline’s vibes any worse.

This Zaza Will Give You a Ringtail @clayburn.bsky.social · 3h

fwiw the stuff we’ve bought has like the least amount of lead in it so we haven’t poisoned ourselves I think

Optimum Nutrition’s Gold Standard 100% Whey: 56% of the daily max level of lead

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Rude My Dude @rudemydude.bsky.social · 19h

Opening a circle pit up to the double time part of Sloop John B

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Rude My Dude @rudemydude.bsky.social · 16h

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Big lion @bigroundlion.bsky.social · 12d

A bright and floral piece for the lovely @sunnet.bsky.social🌿 #furryart

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Jess // CherryBox LIVE @garnetto.com · 1d

Very proud of this toned sketch I did for a lovely customer at BLFC today ^^

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Rob MacWolf, Werewolf Hitchhiker @robmacwolf.thevoice.dog · 1d

When we write or draw porn or erotica, we get banned from having a bank account and our livelihoods get seized even if we give it away for free.

When billionaires steal what we've written or drawn to churn out a slop-approximate of porn, they're allowed to charge for it.

Matt Burgess (WIRED) @mattburgess1.bsky.social · 2d

Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year

We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right.

Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases.

In a few weeks, we plan to put out a new version of ChatGPT that allows people to have a personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o (we hope it will be better!). If you want your ChatGPT to respond in a very human-like way, or use a ton of emoji, or act like a friend, ChatGPT should do it (but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing).

In December, as we roll out age-gating more fully and as part of our “treat adult users like adults” principle, we will allow even more, like erotica for verified adults.

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static klinger @jessespector.com · 1d

(mariners win two games on the road) aww, you’re sweet!

(dodgers win two games on the road) hello… human resources???

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Foreboding Capra @forebodingcapra.bsky.social · 1d

He's blue for an amazing reason

A frame from the film In the Mouth of Madness (1994), in which Sam Neil, seated on a bus, screams in terror as he realizes that everything is blue.

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Toaster Williams @toaster.live · 1d

Slot Machine Mascots I Saw At BLFC Ranked on if I Would Bang Them or Not: a 🧵

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Rude My Dude @rudemydude.bsky.social · 2d

I am holding a mystical sphere

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This Zaza Will Give You a Ringtail @clayburn.bsky.social · 3d

HE’S GOING THE DISTANCE

he’s going for pee’d

This Zaza Will Give You a Ringtail @clayburn.bsky.social · 3d

This video is the first one made by AI that had me completely fooled. I’m rattled ngl

Josh Sternberg @joshsternberg.com · 6d

I was riding down the road one day
Someone hit a possum
I was riding down the road one day
Someone hit a possum
The road was his end
His end was the road
So they say

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This Zaza Will Give You a Ringtail @clayburn.bsky.social · 3d

There’s a good number of people talking about how Peter Thiel’s antichrist nonsense is directly inspired by the theories of Nazi jurist Carl Schmitt, which is good, but we also need to have a couple of people talking about what the hell a “jurist” is. This is not a job title I’ve ever heard of

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 4d

Abner Uribe is the most pynchon character name baseball has seen in recent memory

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The Dammitch @thedammitch.bsky.social · 3d

Can't do all of #Weretober this year, but here's my sketch for day 12, the Hell Cat!

Will eventually be painted with him rising from underground, underlit by a pool of lava.

#art #noai #sketch #anthro #furry #furryart #HellCat

Sketch in red lineart of a muscular anthropomorphic male sabretooth cat rising up from the ground, which is cracked and broken up around him. He is leaning forward, looking at the camera, and wearing just a ragged loincloth. Artwork by The Dammitch.

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Temiree 🍂🦦 @temiree.bsky.social · 3d

Sketch commission for @musclecollie.bsky.social, featuring Mason and Nes doing some heavy bag training together! 🥊🦘

Mason (an anthro border collie dog, muscular body, shirtless and wearing tight exercise shorts and gloves, parted hair and a head band) is holding a heavy punching bag as Nes (an anthro kangaroo with exercise shorts, muscular body type, gloves, and nose strip) pounds away at it, panting heavily. Mason has a cocky look on his face as he leans around the bag to see Nes, as though saying, "Is that all you've got?!"

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This Zaza Will Give You a Ringtail @clayburn.bsky.social · 3d

Illusory Wall finally makes a video about illusory walls!

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Fox Popvli @foxpopvli.bsky.social · 7d

09. Island Fox
#foxtober2025 #foxpopvli

They live in the Channel Island, near California!

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Rude My Dude @rudemydude.bsky.social · Mar 8

🤨 Who is the 🏇Gaucho 🤠 Amigo ? 🎹
Why is he standing 🧍‍♂️
In your 🫵 spangled ✨ leather pauncho 🧣
And your elevator 🛗 shoes 👞
Bodacious 🕺 cowboys 🤠
Such as your 🫵 friend 👯‍♂️
Will NEVER 🙅‍♂️ be welcome here 😡
HIGH ⬆️ in the custerdome 🏢

Rude My Dude @rudemydude.bsky.social · Mar 8

Having Steely Dan stuck in my head even though the hooks are so long winded