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Clare
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Loves Sweden, HCAFC, and anything sparkly. Supporting husband with multiple myeloma
#totp. Where the hell is Jarvis when you need him
November 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
RIP Mike Peters 💖 #TOTP
November 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
What in the ever loving fuck is this cover? #TOTP
November 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Oh. Oh dear 🤢#TOTP
November 7, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Bloody hell, not heard this since 1982 #totp
October 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
And all is redeemed #TOTP
October 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Thank god for Faithless #TOTP
October 31, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Fucks sake - make it get better or I’m giving up on Friday nights #TOTP
October 31, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Reposted by Clare
In case you missed it, I recently posted the children’s book version of this meeting on my Patreon. Read it for free at the link below.
It’s been 1 year since a little orange fluffball climbed my leg in the parking lot at work. Since then Dandy has grown to be a part of Spike’s and my family. She’s also gained a bunch of aunts and uncles here and I hope has brought some joy into the world. Happy Gotcha Day Dandy!
October 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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I remember Meera Syal saying on a tv chat show about twenty bleeding years ago about the lack of representation of poc on tv particularly in advertising. It’s taken this long to finally see a fair balance so that stupid women and others like her should just shut the fuck up.
October 27, 2025 at 9:42 AM
October 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Slowly realising waiting for your child to hear back post job interview is worse than if I’d interviewed. #sendredwine
October 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Off all week so no Sunday scaries tonight
October 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Loved Howard’s Way #TOTP hated this
October 17, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Twat next door has just started drilling. Still, drowns out this shite from Cliff and Sarah #TOTP
October 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
No feeling better than the out of office on for a week followed by red wine and #TOTP
October 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
There are some days when you think what is the actual point. This week is one of those days
October 9, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Reposted by Clare
Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown
October 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Confessing this is a guilty pleasure ‘hand held in black and white’ #TOTP #shame
October 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Are they using the Celebrity Squares set? #totp
September 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Wtf is the BBC devoting so much screen time to this press conference?
September 22, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Can we have this episode on every week pls #tote
September 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I love Jarvis. Did then, do now #totp
September 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
September 16, 2025 at 8:55 AM
So, this is 55 eh? The temptation to say fuck it and retire starts now I guess…
September 16, 2025 at 8:05 AM