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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 1h

brb, working on publishing a non-woke thesaurus.

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 1d

To me, this is an admission of guilt.

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 1d

A strange instance of The Bank Robbers trying to cut a peace treaty with The Bank.

jim fishvvick @fimjishwick.bsky.social · 1d

do you think the nyt puzzles people saw the only connect wall about them

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 4d

I'll be heading up to Boston in January, and I really think I've got to try some of these sandwiches. My goodness.

Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 5d

I had the BEST time with the Curiosity Desk team at GBH scouring the North Shore for its greatest roast beef sandwiches. I hope I did the true beefers proud!!! 🫡

Comedian Josh Gondelman’s tour of Boston’s “Roast Beef Riviera”

YouTube video by GBH News

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Vintage Jerseys & Hats @polyesterunis.com · 5d

Henry Aaron, 1974 #Braves

#Baseball

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 7d

Maine man may mean “Mein”.

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 7d

Thought about doing the same.

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 7d

The Mariners will go to a World Series, but it is not this year.

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 11d

of course women don’t like the Cybertruck

women want only one thing and it’s the Arkansas Chug-a-Bug from the Wacky Races.

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 14d

The submarine sandwich (and all its various regional equivalents) is an Italian-American contribution that should be celebrated at the national level.

Katelyn Boo-urns @katelynburns.com · 15d

name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus

Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 15d

Say what you will about The Atlantic, but it’s a fine ocean.

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 16d

I’ve just realized a flaw for time machines is that we don’t know what calendars they have in the future. How can we account for daylight savings rules, new popes adopting calendars, Thermidorian reactions, etc? Surely in 802701 we won’t have months called February and November.

Dates in Movies @datesinmovies.bsky.social · 16d

Oct 12th 802701 - George Wells' time machine finally stops travelling forward. After saving Weena, and meeting the Eloi, he discovers the underground race known as Morlocks.

📽️📅 The Time Machine (1960)

3 Screenshots from the movie "The Time Machine" (1960): First, a close-up of the time machine's control panel with colorful dials and ornate detailing, indicating a time of October 12. Second, a scene with a man and a woman sitting on steps, engaged in a serious conversation with the subtitle "Twenty of your friends were watching you drown." Third, a group of Morlocks, creatures with pale skin and white hair, standing in a cave-like environment, exuding a menacing presence.

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 17d

I regret to inform that Roku City now has an Arby’s.

Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 17d

MY OH MY

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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 17d

One player. Two Finals MVPs. Three rings. Four MVPs.

A’JA WILSON IS HER.

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 17d

Aces on one channel, Mariners on the other.

Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 18d

When I started hosting trivia in 2018, we had a current events round. Sometime in 2019 when the news of the week was a school shooting, I stopped doing current events. I’ve never looked back.

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 18d

I follow the news very closely, and I play trivia almost like it’s a job, but news quizzes do not interest me. In a world with so much in it, I do not want to answer questions about Bari Weiss and other losers.

NPR @npr.org · 18d

It's Nobel season — but other stuff happened, too. If you're up on France, legacy media and authors both high- and low-brow, you'll get at least four questions right. n.pr/479tNy2

Unlike the government, our quiz writer is still at work. Can you ace her test?

It's Nobel season — but other stuff happened, too. If you're up on France, legacy media and authors both high- and low-brow, you'll get at least four questions right.

n.pr

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20d

microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents?

me: save to desktop

microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures?

me: save to desktop

microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads?

me: desktop

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 20d

A rare meme from Mastodon.

Grem, of 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐏 🔜 Announcement! @gremlin.world · 22d

I will never not repost this

(Sound on for maximum effect)

Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 20d

1) Hate this!
2) Chuck Woolery must be looking up at us in disgust.
3) Fallon’s face in the photo is unhinged.

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 21d

"What is wrong with these people?"

~me while watching "Addams Family Values"

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 23d

I assume any celebs who don't know a question on the next season of "Are You Smarter than a Celebrity?" is just going to write down "Wood" as their fake answer.

Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 25d

Googling the phrase “Soak My Deck” unbelievably identifies the other.

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Chris King @ckingsc.bsky.social · 25d

It’s interesting that the crossword community includes two guys who are quantitative investors and made an obscene amount of money and it really doesn’t come up, despite one publishing monthly and other having to deal with the law.

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