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Cisne 🦢
@cisne.me
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Aspiring flying trapeze artist, aerialist, magician, who happens to also be a software engineer. The latter, I talk about at @cisne.dev
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O conceito do guardanapo individualmente embalado em plástico me incomoda bastante.
February 4, 2026 at 10:06 PM
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growupshowup.bsky.social
imperador -> imperatriz
apresentador -> apresentatriz
roedor -> roetriz
elevador -> elevatriz
trabalhador -> trabalhatriz
empregador -> empregatriz
fiador -> fiatriz
cobrador de imposto -> cobratriz de imposto
escorredor de macarrão -> escorretriz de macarrão
February 4, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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Eu não vou pedir comida do seu restaurante com imagem dos pratos gerada com IA, não adianta.
January 29, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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Tinha esquecido como em Recife se pratica direção agressiva
January 28, 2026 at 1:51 PM
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Tomei um copo de Indaiá gelada trincando agora e nada pode me abalar
January 25, 2026 at 3:52 PM
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Em algumas horas eu estarei comendo um temaki supremo 🙏
January 22, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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Vou só deixar esse link aqui
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qtsi...
Touch - Daft punk but just the groovy moment when you want to move your ass
YouTube video by Paul
www.youtube.com
January 20, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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Ganhei o melhor presente de natal possível
Disco de vinyl de DJ Cremoso num toca-disco
January 13, 2026 at 11:05 AM
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tuttopassa.baby
eu quando levanto a standing desk 👇🏻
defrerico.bsky.social defrericO))) @defrerico.bsky.social · 26d
you know, a lot of people lazy, they just sitting around. but i'm not that type of people. i'm different. 🙅‍♂️🚶🚶🚶
January 12, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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Voto com o relator
joseli.to Joselito 🪮🥂🌶️🎨👢 @joseli.to · 26d
coca zero 2l está mais gostosa que coca normal de 2l
January 13, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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roryblank.bsky.social
any discussion of city transit improvement online ever
the "the myth of consensual sex" meme where it's a couple saying they consent but then jesus is off to the side saying he does't, but it's been changed so it says "the myth of consensual urban transit planning" And the couple is labeled "city dwellers" the man is saying "we should make it easier to not drive here" The woman is saying "like building bike lanes or adding bus routs." And Jesus has been replaced with clip art of a farmer, labeled "someone who lives 1000 miles away and has no involvement whatsoever." and is saying "Stop trying to take my car away I will kill you" text at the bottom still says "isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?"
January 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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asongevery.day
🎵 31 December 2025: Horizon by Daft Punk
Apple Music - Spotify - YouTube

Horizon was a bonus track on the original Random Access Memories release in Japan, re-released globally on the 10th year anniversary edition. This is another Daft Punk song that I sometimes listen to on repeat for hours…
31 December 2025: Horizon by Daft Punk
asongevery.day · Posting a song a day, every day.
asongevery.day
December 31, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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undefined is not a function
December 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Acabei de mandar a expressão que começa com “passarinho que come pedra” e metade das pessoas não conhecia. Não é uma expressão universal??
December 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Configurar um cluster de Kubernetes em casa não ironicamente foi uma das melhores coisas que fiz nos últimos dias.
December 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Che confusione
December 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Chegando a época do ano de enfiar essa discretamente nas playlists do rolê e esperar a reação das pessoas

youtu.be/6uUWi59GBN4
Feliz Bottom Jeans - Jose Feliciano (1970)
YouTube video by Salvador Peralta
youtu.be
November 29, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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As vezes eu só queria ser teletransportado de volta pra esse show
AIR play "Moon Safari" - Royal Albert Hall - ARTE Concert
YouTube video by ARTE Concert
www.youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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asongevery.day
🎵 25 November 2025: Weird Fishes / Arpeggi by Radiohead
Apple Music - Spotify - YouTube

Today I'm going to see Radiohead play live! Starting the day with one of my favourite songs of theirs.
25 November 2025: Weird Fishes / Arpeggi by Radiohead
asongevery.day · Posting a song a day, every day.
asongevery.day
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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d4rkwzd.xyz
eu toda vez q tenho que abrir o excel/google sheets
obrun0.bsky.social bruno @obrun0.bsky.social · Nov 24
"meu maior medo é a morte"
"meu maior medo é a solidão"
"meu maior medo é não alcançar os sonhos"
"meu maior medo é envelhecer"
"qual o seu?"
November 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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edzitron.com
The actual secret to why I know stuff is that I ask a question any time I don’t understand literally anything. I don’t care how simple it is. Anybody who makes fun of you for asking a simple question likely doesn’t know the answer either
November 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Hoje especificamente com uma tremenda necessidade de ajudar o peixe
November 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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asongevery.day
🎵 10 November 2025: Autumn Sweater by Yo La Tengo
Apple Music - Spotify - YouTube

Fits a chilly autumn morning like today’s.
10 November 2025: Autumn Sweater by Yo La Tengo
asongevery.day · Posting a song a day, every day.
asongevery.day
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 AM
cisne.me
Impressionante que alguém fez uma referência ao “tecno-brega do The Strokes” e todo mundo na conversa sabia exatamente qual música era
November 1, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Vazou o lineup do novo Smash Bros pro Switch 2
nnanomusica.bsky.social Pinpis vulgo Peituda Games (⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠) 🐛🕷️🦈🕴🏼 @nnanomusica.bsky.social · Oct 29
Vc só pode pegar um (pra te defender em uma briga) vc escolheria qual?
October 31, 2025 at 11:11 AM