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Hey kids! Don't join the military. If they can recall Senator Mark Kelly and court martial him for saying something that's true then imagine what they can do to someone NOT in a position of power.

Don't ever give them that kind of leverage.
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
All these video game movies and nobody has made one about Pong.

Shame.
November 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Dear Billie Joel,

It's still a great song and I get the message. But polishing the fenders is more difficult than driving when one has a broken back.
November 19, 2025 at 7:17 AM
@aaronfrizzle.bsky.social

I've managed to read the first page so far!
November 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
One of the all-time great examples of street art if you ask me!
Appreciation post for Brooklyn-based artist BKFoxx's mural outside the Second Avenue F stop in the East Village ... a homage to John Carpenter's 1988 cult classic "They Live."
November 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I'm just going to say it:

The East Wing demolition reminded me of the Twin Towers on 9/11.
October 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Kannst du sag "Nuremberg"?
October 22, 2025 at 10:36 AM
He could've called for unity. He could've said that he hears and understands our concerns. He could've started negotiations to open the government.

Instead he posted a video of himself in a crown shitting on the protesters.

He is incapable of growth or introspection. He is void of leadership.
October 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Milkshakes are for when you want ice cream but you really want to work for it.
October 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Hey @pelosi.house.gov ! Remember when you talked about keeping the powder dry?

Is NOW a good time to finally shoot the cannon? Or did we already miss the opportunity?
October 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I think I'll watch "Dam Busters." I've heard that some of the scenes in A New Hope were inspired by it.

Hey! It's got a doggy in it! What a cute doggy! I'll bet he's got a cute name! What a handsome doggy!

Oh...oh no...his name is what? No, that can't be right.
September 25, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Pyrotechnics at a funeral! He wasn't Steven fucking Tyler!
I wish. This picture doesn't quite do it justice, it honestly reminded me of Poison's Nothing But a Good Time clip.
September 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Crazy afternoon!

I'm on my way to a store that's been robbed about 5 times in the last few years and I'm joking with the person with me that there's a chance they'll be robbed while we're there.

We pull into the parking lot and there's a police car in front of it. It had just been robbed again!
September 22, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I'm seeing a lot of preaching and scolding about Kirk being shot, like anyone here pulled the trigger. Or knew the one who did.

Why the hell are you on our case? We didn't do anything.
September 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Say, he wasn't in a boat in international waters at the time was he?
September 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Did the coroner follow SOP for neck based trauma and check his blood for drugs that may have contributed to his death?

Or did we only do that for George Floyd?
September 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Hey Utah! Have you heard about jury nullification?
September 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I thought Six Flags Magic Mountain would be open year round like Disneyland.

V. disappointed right now.
September 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Newest breakfast item at IHOP is a cross promotion with Disney:

HAKUNA FRITTATA
September 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Normally I use an all-purpose cleaner.

But when I'm depressed I use a no-purpose cleaner.

It's just an empty bottle. They say it's a metaphor.
August 16, 2025 at 2:44 AM
There's nobody here who doesn't make ethically compromised choices as a consumer. I guarantee it.

Don't impose purity tests on people for mourning the loss of something they like because it's time for a boycott.
August 15, 2025 at 6:59 AM
The gift to Trump from Apple reminds me of that scene in Godfather 2 in Cuba where the golden phone is presented.
August 8, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Hiroshima, August 6, 1945, 16 minutes past 8 AM. Who really gave that order?
youtu.be/Gen7_djK7eg?...
William S Burroughs & John Cale - Ah Pook Is Here
YouTube video by ForARide
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August 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Cue "Bad Moon Rising"
August 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM