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Circumcision Centrist
@circumcentrist.bsky.social
Yes, Circumcision is my real first name
Girl bugs:
* ladybugs (duh)
* butterflies
* bees?

Boy bugs:
* there are no boy bugs.
December 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
How it feels as a nephew sneaking into ur uncle's basement as a 7-year-old
November 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Life after twink death can be meaningful and even beautiful
November 29, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I don't write these posts for you I write them for the lions in the wiry frames of my friends' broken down bodies
November 29, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I like boys AND girls🤔
November 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
We are in the golden age of something we are taking for granted rn
November 26, 2025 at 8:07 AM
If you just tape a vibrator to a toothbrush voila you have an electric toothbrush
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Pussy that makes me feel the same way reading William Blake makes me feel
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I don't trust people who say they understand Hegel bc though I don’t understand Hegel, I understand Hegel at least enough to know you have to not understand Hegel in order to understand Hegel at all
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Rough day
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Stupid and sexy 💅
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I'm not allowed to be around boys anymore, but not for the reason you think
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Calvin's parents are both so fucking fine sorry
November 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Fuck fun #NoFun
November 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Rodrick Heffley is a lesbian
November 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Unresolved bisexuality is the root cause of 20% of the world's problems
November 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Agent Mulder: JPEGmafia fan
Dale Cooper: Dalek fan
Dean Winchester: Death Grips
Buffy: Clipping? Maybe Moor Mother?
November 23, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Dale Cooper wouldn't listen to MF Doom. That's more of a Mulder thing
November 23, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Kept awake once again thinking about what music Dale Cooper listens to. Is he a Beach House guy?
November 23, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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newton when he came up with “bodies in motion tend to stay in motion”
November 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
It seems really important to be able to distinguish between gender dysphoria and self-esteem issues
November 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I don't want to know anything about Bushwick Mr. Algorithm. And I resent the fact that you think I do
November 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The true American spirit (geist) is found in those guys who build massive outsider art installations in the desert which become roadside attractions
November 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
What's the matter Gen Z boy? Afraid of a little Stomp Holler Clap? Afraid you'll stomp holler clap along?
November 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
What's the matter irony boy? Too cool to indulge in the pleasures of improv comedy?
November 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM