Liv
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a clinking clanking clattering collection of caliginous junk
made crispy pork belly and then ate too much crispy pork belly God Has Forsaken Me
December 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM
made crispy pork belly and then ate too much crispy pork belly God Has Forsaken Me
im always surprised to see carey elwes in new movies. he strikes me as the kind of actor who died tragically in 2003
December 3, 2025 at 6:49 AM
im always surprised to see carey elwes in new movies. he strikes me as the kind of actor who died tragically in 2003
yesterday a guy told me that if i transferred him through to customer service instead of fixing his problem myself, he would blow his brains out. so im gonna talk to my boss and explain hey i think maybe this role isnt right for me anymore and i just dont think i have it in me
December 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
yesterday a guy told me that if i transferred him through to customer service instead of fixing his problem myself, he would blow his brains out. so im gonna talk to my boss and explain hey i think maybe this role isnt right for me anymore and i just dont think i have it in me
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The beach that makes you bald
December 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
The beach that makes you bald
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Tim Robinson as Columbo, doing the "Just one more thing" but then asking a ridiculous question that has nothing to do with the murder
December 1, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Tim Robinson as Columbo, doing the "Just one more thing" but then asking a ridiculous question that has nothing to do with the murder
hey youtube should i quit my job that makes me feel awful or would i be a silly sausage to give up gainful employment right now when things are really grim and i'm not qualified to do anything else that i wouldnt also hate. i feel like a very silly sausage for considering it. but i feel really bad
December 1, 2025 at 8:34 AM
hey youtube should i quit my job that makes me feel awful or would i be a silly sausage to give up gainful employment right now when things are really grim and i'm not qualified to do anything else that i wouldnt also hate. i feel like a very silly sausage for considering it. but i feel really bad
every customer should be in prison. lock them up!!!!!
December 1, 2025 at 6:24 AM
every customer should be in prison. lock them up!!!!!
my next door neighbour's dog when i open the sliding door a little bit too quickly
November 30, 2025 at 9:25 AM
my next door neighbour's dog when i open the sliding door a little bit too quickly
invented a new cocktail called the Penis Collider( it has 2 penises in it)
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 AM
invented a new cocktail called the Penis Collider( it has 2 penises in it)
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does anyone want to come and pull spikey plants out of my back yard for free (not an innuendo)
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
does anyone want to come and pull spikey plants out of my back yard for free (not an innuendo)
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Incredible photo of Miga at Friendsgiving last night
November 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Incredible photo of Miga at Friendsgiving last night
(me about to become the worlds first trillionaire) what if Frankenstein was gay and the monster fucked him
November 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
(me about to become the worlds first trillionaire) what if Frankenstein was gay and the monster fucked him
*activates the Ancient Device*
November 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
*activates the Ancient Device*
just read a training doc that described living rooms as "the heart of the home, where productivity meets relaxation." how about i kill my self
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
just read a training doc that described living rooms as "the heart of the home, where productivity meets relaxation." how about i kill my self
finally beat Silksong Act 3 😎 only got 87% completion but im not gonna go back for the tools i missed. fuck these bugs
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
finally beat Silksong Act 3 😎 only got 87% completion but im not gonna go back for the tools i missed. fuck these bugs
a canary is too little to swing a pickaxe!!! get him out of that coal mine!!! he's too little to be mining coal!!!!
November 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
a canary is too little to swing a pickaxe!!! get him out of that coal mine!!! he's too little to be mining coal!!!!
youtu.be/6Q88wAu_9RM?...
give my man Buff some love. hes doing the work that actually fucking matters
give my man Buff some love. hes doing the work that actually fucking matters
FINAL FANTASY X2 - REAL EMOTIONS (COVER)
YouTube video by buffcorrell
youtu.be
October 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
youtu.be/6Q88wAu_9RM?...
give my man Buff some love. hes doing the work that actually fucking matters
give my man Buff some love. hes doing the work that actually fucking matters
makes u think.......
October 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
makes u think.......
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they should do a shot for shot remake of Halo with Vince Vaughn playing John Halo
October 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
they should do a shot for shot remake of Halo with Vince Vaughn playing John Halo
i have simply GOT to rest for ten thousand years
October 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
i have simply GOT to rest for ten thousand years
No Surprises by Radiohead covered by a cat
YouTube video by sonya XD
youtu.be
October 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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