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Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 23h

hard to ever know whether or not chaand is ever getting genuinely hurt when her and zuma are play fighting, bc she is the MOST little sibling ever. She will START the fight and egg zuma on to chase her, but as soon as she's pinned she'll scream and hiss and act like she's never done any wrong 😭

Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 1d

i reported an ad on tumblr bc it just starts on a sex scene, but now i dont have any options on ads from that company to do anything but upgrade to premium, huh??? is there anyway i can NOT get blasted with a sex scene first thing in the morning WITHOUT giving you money???

Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 3d

people can have Very strong coffee opinions, but sometimes they complain about what i like so it comes across like "people who (drink coffee the way I do) are SICK FREAKS" while i just have to smile and nod

Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 8d

i think it said something along the lines of "my mum knows karate so don't mess with me!" and she thought it was the funniest thing EVER and he just wore an expression of barely restrained embarrassment the whole time, he was a good sport, she had no idea

Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 8d

every time i see an ad for one of those personalised shirts thats just like "yes I'm a [GENDER] born in [MONTH] and [SUPER SPECIFIC DETAIL]" i remember the time my mum bought one for my brother (around 30 at the time?) and was sooo excited about she made him put it on and wear it all xmas 😭

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Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 9d

had a dream last night that i was back at my work conference but they had a singing competition at the end of it that we all had to pair up and partake in ???? i didnt even make it to the competition i was just stressing out about rehearsing

Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 9d

we watched an opera of romeo amd juliet last night and it was beautiful! good lord the pipes on those people! but i havent watched/read that story in YEARS so it only just occured to me that friar lawrence was making some WILD decisions, what the fuck man

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Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 12d

killed him so many times, he was reincarnated....

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Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 13d

she ripped so much of the original fabric, i wrapped the whole thing is a sock i cut up, but now it needs the same treatment again 😭 how tf do i reattach the wings tho??? this butterfly is turning into the ship of theseus

Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 13d

to be loved... is to be changed

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Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 14d

if ever put off taking my adhd meds i always feel insane, I'm having 3 trains of thought at the same time, i can't stop yapping and I'm SUPER scatterbrained. it's always a funny moment of "ah... i forgot my meds" but like... HOW DID I SURVIVE 30 YEARS OF THAT ???

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Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 15d

me: man, what's a tasty protein I can add to this meal
the humble shrimp:

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Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 16d

her needs must be met....

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Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 17d

i love how individually quirky cats are, saying that, i wish our littlest wouldn't scream until i followed her into our spare room where i can pet her on her favourite chair in PRIVACY, like its first thing in the damn morning, please

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Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 17d

like the shit going on with leafcutter ants??? imagine living with and caring for your tangible god whose flesh is the only food you eat, fucked up

Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 17d

every time i think about fungus for too long i understand what came over that one tumblr user who made the mushroom post

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Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 19d

when we first moved into this place i thought it'd be super annoying and loud so close to the airport, but the opposite happened and i just get excited when i see planes coming in or taking off :)

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Snacko Racko @snackoracko.bsky.social · 21d

Remember it is important to not only take care of yourself but your plushies too!

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Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 23d

guy at the gate said "have a good flight" and i said "you too" I've never been so happy to leave the city before

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Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 23d

got my bag checked with 5 mins to spare and got to the gate while the first groups are boarding, I've NEVER cut it this close before 😭

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Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 23d

I'm off to a work conference this morning! i tried being super organised and booking a taxi in advance (i get free rides for this trip) and it didn't work ❤️ I would prefer using a real taxi service instead of rideshare apps all the time, but i consistently have bad experiences!

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Krispy @feathernotes.bsky.social · Sep 22

Absolutely loved the pilot!

#KnightsofGuinevere #KoG

a digital illustration of two characters laying in wires, a pink background contrasts the shapes

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Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 26d

😭❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 26d

god i missed the cats SO much and the feeling is mutual, I've been getting nonstop cuddles this morning :') and thank god they desperately need a brush, they're sheeding like crazy lmao

Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 27d

catsitter somehow took the best ever photo of Zuma

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