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Chuck Anderson @chuckstyle.bsky.social · 2h

Two of his injuries are of the “freak” variety. The other occurred because the football Michael Jordan was the anti-GOAT at blocking. Hopefully, as he watches Flacco, he’ll see the wisdom of throwing the ball away more often. I still wouldn’t trade him for anyone else.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 20h

"The water's been brown for three weeks. It's a drag, but I bet there’s an Ivy-educated lib walking around Bushwick in a really bad mood right now. So it's totally worth it." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/at-...

At Least We Owned the Libs

Sure, it was a huge bummer that they cut funding for fixing the streets in our town. We enjoyed going places. But, overall, it’s worth it for the t...

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Chuck Anderson @chuckstyle.bsky.social · 11h

Former Red Jeff Hoffman slams the door. The Mariners were so close.

Chuck Anderson @chuckstyle.bsky.social · 11h

Kudos to the guy choosing the “go to commercial at the end of the half inning” music. We’ve been treated to some bangers.

Chuck Anderson @chuckstyle.bsky.social · 13h

It can, just ask Clint Stoerner.

Chuck Anderson @chuckstyle.bsky.social · 13h

Craig Whelihan has a face made for TV.

Chuck Anderson @chuckstyle.bsky.social · 14h

@annabower.bsky.social By the way, this soup recipe was off the record. You’re not a journalist so it’s weird saying that but just letting you know.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 22h

Whether it's Obama wearing a tan suit to a press conference or Trump dumping brown liquid on protesters, both presidents have made some controversial earth-tone color choices.

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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 1d

Jays fans look to gain Game 7 edge by kidnapping beloved Seattle radio psychiatrist

SEATTLE, WA - With the ALCS series headed to a winner-take-all game 7, Toronto Blue Jays fans have attempted to gain an advantage over the Mariners by abducting Dr. Frasier Crane, beloved radio person...

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Chuck Anderson @chuckstyle.bsky.social · 1d

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Chuck Anderson @chuckstyle.bsky.social · 1d

Skattebo trying to run over someone after he’d already scored is the energy America needs right now.

Chuck Anderson @chuckstyle.bsky.social · 1d

Miami is a hell of a city.

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Chuck Anderson @chuckstyle.bsky.social · 1d

Are all of the early games actually being played in London? Asking because they are all indubitably bad.

Chuck Anderson @chuckstyle.bsky.social · 1d

The refusal of NFL defensive players to wrap up the ball carrier is one of the most intractable problems of our time.

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Chuck Anderson @chuckstyle.bsky.social · 1d

The more they show dripping wet Sean McVay on the sideline, I become increasingly sure his halftime speech mentioned C-beams glittering in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate, and an exhortation that the 21 point lead not be lost like tears in rain.

Chuck Anderson @chuckstyle.bsky.social · 1d

There’s a vas deferens between peaceful penile protests and ANTIFA.

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Chuck Anderson @chuckstyle.bsky.social · 1d

Where are the commercials for the the Aaron Rodgers branded sensory deprivation flotation chamber with built-in ayahuasca aromatherapy?

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Chuck Anderson @chuckstyle.bsky.social · 1d

It’s revenge for the Intolerable Acts.

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Chuck Anderson @chuckstyle.bsky.social · 2d

This crowd might have extended all the way to Brockway, Ogdenville, and even North Haverbrook

Jack Cousteau ⚓️ @angrywaterman.bsky.social · 2d

Seattle No Kings from the monorail

Chuck Anderson @chuckstyle.bsky.social · 2d

What accent would he have to fake in Fansville?

Chuck Anderson @chuckstyle.bsky.social · 2d

Diego Pavia is how you spell Joe burrow in Spanish

Chuck Anderson @chuckstyle.bsky.social · 3d

This should retroactively be called the TJ Watt rule. A few years back, I recall him missing the ball and instead uppercutting a ball carrier in the stomach. I’m not saying he meant to, but working the body like Rocky Balboa in the 15th round of the second Creed fight should clearly be a penalty.

Chuck Anderson @chuckstyle.bsky.social · 3d

The only way this story could be better is if it was also related to the roll out of Blueberry McGriddles (which ArlNow scooped in 2019).

ARLnow @arlnow.bsky.social · 3d

Fracas at GOP debate watch party prompts ACPD response in Clarendon

Fracas at GOP debate watch party prompts ACPD response in Clarendon | ARLnow.com

While a debate among the candidates for Virginia Attorney General focused on violent rhetoric, a debate watch party in Arlington descended into physical violence. Police were called to Mister Days on...

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Ghost of Budgets Passed Gigan @gigansprogress.bsky.social · 4d

Shits getting dicey in DC

I was just mobbed by a gang of furloughed workers asking if I had any datasets that needed analysis or if I had any spare compliance reports they could review

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Chuck Anderson @chuckstyle.bsky.social · 4d

We’ve got a “raw dog” reference.

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