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Chris Orbach
@chrisorbach.bsky.social
Actor, writer, singer-songwriter, VO artist. Husband, father, sober..and yes..son of Jerry! “I’ve been rich, and I’ve been thin..but never at the same time.”🤣
So the new neighborhood watch isn’t screwing around 🤣🤣❤️
November 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Could have sworn I saw this guy sing “Hey, Soul Sister” at a wedding in Long Island
There’s no way this is real
November 21, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Bob Dylan thinks that Jimmy Webb’s “Wichita Lineman” is “the best song ever written.”

I’ve heard about it, but I’d never listened to it. Today I finally did…

1st time: Oh wow, that’s pretty.”

2nd: “Wait, WHAT?”

3rd: In the car, pulled over and wept.

I’m thinking Bob’s right. What a song.

❤️❤️❤️
November 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Haven’t been on here much. Just wanted to wish everybody well!
November 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Reposted by Chris Orbach
This is a civil war.

Lincoln had McClellan, Hooker and Pope.
He junked them for Grant, Sherman and Sheridan

We have Schumer, Durbin and Cortez Masto in our leadership.

Act Blue, lose my fucking number until we're clean of generals who can't fight or discipline the troops. No cash for this shit.
November 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Checking in. ❤️
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
To everyone in Red Country crying about how “now I’ll never come to New York!!”, hear this:

We have museums, Jazz, and garlic here.

You want Giant M and M signs, people in costumes in Times Square. We hate all that crap. That’s for you.

You don’t know how to WALK here.

Just sayin’!
November 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
More rightie fantasies on “Threads” 🤣🤣 #bluewave
November 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Hey handsome — Happy 90th ❤️❤️
October 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
AO Eleven ❤️❤️❤️
October 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Oh this is freaking amazing
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
October 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
There’s a difference, folks! 🤣
October 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Here’s the Charlie I’m remembering today ❤️
September 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
September 21, 2025 at 11:17 AM
We, as a nation, did not deserve this man. ❤️
In a moment like this, when tensions are high, part of the job of the president is to remind us of the ties that bind us together.
September 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
When I was 7, I thought Johnny Hooker and Henry Gondorff were the coolest guys on earth. 50 years later, I still do. RIP, Bob. ❤️
September 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
27❤️❤️❤️
September 1, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Reposted by Chris Orbach
🤔
August 22, 2025 at 5:02 AM
14. ❤️❤️❤️
August 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Nitey-nite 🤣❤️
August 17, 2025 at 5:36 AM
For my fellow guitar nerds 🤣❤️
August 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
What do I love more than pasta? My daughter. My daughter loves pasta. Seeing my daughter make a bracelet that says “Pasta”?? It’s too much to take ❤️❤️❤️
August 9, 2025 at 12:45 PM
My new favorite t shirt! Try the Beef Chow Mein 🤣 #iykyk
July 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Advice for the American left: fight to freaking WIN. “If you let yourself be defeated by them because you are too fair to hit back the same way they hit at you” soon there’ll be no ways of fighting BUT theirs.
Said brilliantly in this film:

youtu.be/sDzDnyFA58E
THE LIFE AND DEATH OF COLONEL BLIMP (1943) Clip - Anton Walbrook and Roger Livesey
YouTube video by Dreams Are What Le Cinema Is For
youtu.be
July 11, 2025 at 11:21 AM