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Chris Orbach
@chrisorbach.bsky.social
Actor, writer, singer-songwriter, VO artist. Husband, father, sober..and yes..son of Jerry! “I’ve been rich, and I’ve been thin..but never at the same time.”🤣
Staying on the gig just lost enough to collect her congressional pension. She’ll be a “rebel” with 174k a year of our money. 🙄
November 23, 2025 at 3:09 AM
“You can’t fuckin’ win, Darth. Whack me and I’ll be more fuckin’ powerful that youse could possibly fuckin’ IMAGINE.”
November 17, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Possible jurors:

Matthew Broderick
Nathan Lane
Jeffrey Tambor
Alec Baldwin
Kevin Hart
Melissa McCarthy
Rhea Seehorn
Kathy Bates
Awkwafina
Roger Bart
Michael McKeon
Samuel L. Jackson

I would watch the shit out of this 🤣
November 5, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I thought you’d like it : )
November 5, 2025 at 10:09 AM
“Throw Me A Hero”
November 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Brandon Bird is considered an Orbach family treasure ❤️
October 31, 2025 at 11:09 AM
It’s worse than hate — he doesn’t give a shit. He just looks at the whole world as thinks, “what’s in it for me?” I doubt he hates the constitution, but he’d be fine using it as a napkin if he was out of paper towels
October 30, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Stick a fork in his ass, he’s done. 🤣
October 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Oh yeah that’s a good one! ❤️❤️
October 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM